>>2655111I know the answer to this one, quads, truly I do.
Begin by creating a tumblr account, and link it to a new reddit account. Follow all the hardcore SJW subreddits. Lots of the Fempire and RadFem tumblrs. Set yourself up for email alerts.
Next: participate. Comment along, agree with everything they say: the self-victimization, the self-loathing and self-degradation, the double standards, the sexism against men and racism against whites, the absolute insane ideas about gender...go with it. Agree, participate, encourage.
Do this for three weeks. DO NOT MASTURBATE DURING THIS TIME.
OKAY. One of two things will happen. Either you will:
(1) get so fed up with the bullshit and be going so nuts in your head the you'll (a) have the best wet dream of your life or (b) wind up giving in and having the best jerk of your life, the kind where there's cum all over your own face and the wall behind you and you sort of pass out for a bit after your orgasm even though the whole thing only took 1 min 14 sec and you weren't really thinking about anything, or
(2) you'll become so brainwashed and never want sex with anybody ever again, resorting only to cranking it out shamefully over rape fantasies in the shower using Jergens Body Wash or Suave Sweet Orchid Hand Lotion or some girl shit like that. A note about this path: possibility exists that you will eventually wind up transitioning in your late fifties with no chance of ever being passable. An early sign of this is shaving your legs "in solidarity," so just stand warned.
Or, you could just wank one out now.
