I'm convinced that one day I'll hear the doorbell ring and when I open it, there are 2 guys in suits. 1 of them pointing a gun to my head and the other one holding a badge. I look at them and they look at me for about 5 seconds and then they say: "the Mossad sends their regards" and then they shoot me.
Luckely I've told multiple people already that if I die in suspicious circumstances or (((suicide))) that the jews are behind it