Why do so many anons want children? Chances are, if you're on this website, you drew the genetic short stick. Natural selection does not smile kindly upon you. Not to mention, you're likely a depressive, lazy, irresponsible manchild. You would not do well enough with a woman to the point where she'd want to breed with you, and you especially wouldn't do well with a child. I don't know why this fact causes some anons distress, like they just feel entitled to breed or something.