[68 / 25 / ?]
>Be Canadian, get mauled by bear
>be Colombian, get killed by narcos
>Be Argentinean, get car bombed
>be Chilean, get stuck inside a mine
>Be Brazillien, get beaten for a pair of shoes in the favelas
>Be bong, can't tell time due to no more bong
>Be French
>Be German, get trucked
>Be Spanish, get stabbed by Catalonian sympathizers
>Be Czech, live in a shitty country
>Be Lithuanian, Get invaded by Russia
>Be polish, get sanctioned by the EU
>Be Greek, Credit score destroyed
>Be Sweden, get culturally enriched
>Be Norway get Breiviked
>Be Turkey, get islamified
>Be Israel, get rocketed
>Be Egyptian, get tear gased
>Be South African, reverse racism
>Be Indian, get shitted on, literally
>Be Japanese, suffer male to female ratio
>Be Australian, get bitten, dies
>Be New Zelandic, get killed by orcs
>Be philipines, get shot by government troops for carrying a g
>Be Russian, overdose on vodka
>Be American
>Live in the greatest motherfucking country on Earth
>be Colombian, get killed by narcos
>Be Argentinean, get car bombed
>be Chilean, get stuck inside a mine
>Be Brazillien, get beaten for a pair of shoes in the favelas
>Be bong, can't tell time due to no more bong
>Be French
>Be German, get trucked
>Be Spanish, get stabbed by Catalonian sympathizers
>Be Czech, live in a shitty country
>Be Lithuanian, Get invaded by Russia
>Be polish, get sanctioned by the EU
>Be Greek, Credit score destroyed
>Be Sweden, get culturally enriched
>Be Norway get Breiviked
>Be Turkey, get islamified
>Be Israel, get rocketed
>Be Egyptian, get tear gased
>Be South African, reverse racism
>Be Indian, get shitted on, literally
>Be Japanese, suffer male to female ratio
>Be Australian, get bitten, dies
>Be New Zelandic, get killed by orcs
>Be philipines, get shot by government troops for carrying a g
>Be Russian, overdose on vodka
>Be American
>Live in the greatest motherfucking country on Earth