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Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:04:49 No.2661782 View View Reply Original Report

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Help /pol/, my new mailman is black. How do I get my white mailman back?

LULZ

LULZ Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:06:03 No.2661783 Report

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>>2661782
lol

its simple.

Put a watermelon on your porch.

and, then film it as he runs up to steal it while delivering the mail.

BUSTED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:06:08 No.2661784 Report

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>>2661782
pretend reality isnt real -- its what most ppl in politics do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:07:41 No.2661785 Report

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>>2661782
Get a dog. Not a niggerdog like a pitbull or rottweiler but a German shepherd or something. Niggers are scared of dogs and dogs hate niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:08:37 No.2661786 Report

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>>2661782
get a dog. been the cure for niggers for centuries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:08:52 No.2661787 Report

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>>2661782
Put a moat around your mailbox so he has to swim. Niggers cant swim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:09:29 No.2661788 Report

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>>2661782
Mine is also black and its obvious because i have my neighbor's mail on a regular basis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:11:21 No.2661789 Report

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Burn a cross in his front yard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:11:35 No.2661790 Report

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>>2661782
just be subtle. start with placing a confederate flag somewhere by the window and easy enough for him to see it. Then wait a few weeks or so and leave a KKK mask hanging over a piece of furniture inside the window and see if he notices. Then after a few days leave a rope tied in a noose on the porch. hopefully he'll get spooked and request they put him on a different route

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:13:31 No.2661791 Report

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>>2661782
Say goodbye to ever getting an circulars with coupons in them anymore. That's what happened with us. Lazy negress was dumping them into a lake. She was fired. White woman hired. Circulars again! White woman disappears. We have another black woman. Wow, no coupons or circulars again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:13:54 No.2661792 Report

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You guys won’t like this.. but my mailman is black and is 2 hours earlier than my last white mailman and will bring packages to my door rather than leave them on the ground in the fucking rain like my last mailman. Maybe i got lucky but my black mailman busts his fuckin ass and does a good job lol. So yea.. I wouldn’t trade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:17:25 No.2661793 Report

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>>2661782

Put some fried chicken laced with cyanide on your mailbox. You're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:20:21 No.2661794 Report

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>>2661782
Also have a new black mailman.

He puts the larger mail on the top instead of bottom so you have to flip it when you take out the mail.

Literally doesn’t know how to properly put mail in the mailbox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:21:56 No.2661795 Report

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Black mailmen have better mailman banter than white mailmen. Sorry OP, you should embrace this new development.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:40:05 No.2661796 Report

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>>2661782
Make him drink chlorox

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:41:45 No.2661797 Report

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>>2661782
Trick him promising him to get as much chicken as he wants if he will leave the job. Works every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:44:33 No.2661798 Report

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>>2661782
Put a baby by the mailbox.

Evilore

Evilore Wed 25 Oct 2017 18:47:08 No.2661799 Report

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>>2661782
Abduct him and forcefully anally penetrate him with a plunger handle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Sw/9W6vE Wed 25 Oct 2017 19:00:27 No.2661816 Report

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suck his mailman cock

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EOgLjEBl Wed 25 Oct 2017 19:01:49 No.2661830 Report

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Get a redpilled haircut, that'll surely scare him off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/0vNki3d Wed 25 Oct 2017 19:02:49 No.2661839 Report

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>>2661816
this!!

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