Pic related is your character. Here's your dialogue;

Vat did you just say to me you fucking blyat? I'll heff you know I subsist purely on a diet of vodka and root vegetables. Am dangerously malnourished. Do not fucking cross me again blin. You doubt my conviction? I swear to god. I vill pee in jar, pour in gelatin mix, let set overnight, and jam my fucking yellow jello down your throat so you can CHOKE ON MY FUCKING PISS CYKAAAAAAA

Post vocaroos of your auditions. Quality of Russian accents doesn't matter.