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Anonymous ID:J7SkQEYE Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:26:35 No.2665560 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2665591 >>2665611 >>2665623 >>2665679 >>2665686

Its my birthday soon, and i'm looking for things to buy.

Post suggestions here, anything is fine.

Things i want:
Onaholes
cool or interesting things that are also useful but also cool
idk what else i need ideas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8N7Wl80 Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:28:33 No.2665591 Report

Quoted By: >>2665614 >>2665618

>>2665560
Whats an onahole ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AwjwmcXB Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:29:50 No.2665611 Report

Quoted By: >>2665718

>>2665560
a gym membership and an audible subscription
stop jerking off, it is degenerate and bad for you desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kp1CUb4h Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:30:09 No.2665614 Report

Quoted By: >>2665719

>>2665591
a sex toy thats pretty much an artificial bagina

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJQzcs+G Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:30:22 No.2665618 Report

Quoted By: >>2665719 >>2666430

>>2665591
you stick your dick in it, but it doesn't do annoying shit like a woman like talk or breathe

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JM+vXjHs Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:30:45 No.2665623 Report

Quoted By: >>2665718 >>2665768

>>2665560
Buy a Rolex you dirty fucking disgusting peasant shitbag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Kp1CUb4h Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:31:27 No.2665633 Report

Quoted By:

also buy as much robux as you can

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IGETXH5Q Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:34:24 No.2665668 Report

Quoted By:

desu~

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kFXfaFPP Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:35:10 No.2665679 Report

Quoted By:

>>2665560

Nigger slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+nBmz1vl Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:35:53 No.2665686 Report

Quoted By: >>2665718

>>2665560
new graphics card?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J7SkQEYE Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:37:53 No.2665718 Report

Quoted By:

>>2665686
I dont play videogames much anymore..
not worth it.

>>2665623
>buying glorified jewelery

>>2665611
home gym master race

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8N7Wl80 Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:37:58 No.2665719 Report

Quoted By: >>2665728 >>2665742

>>2665618
>>2665614
You guys are freaks and op needs to get some fresh air. Wait till april tho you could catch a cold

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JM+vXjHs Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:38:59 No.2665728 Report

Quoted By: >>2665768

>>2665719
This but you should still get a Rolex

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJQzcs+G Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:39:58 No.2665742 Report

Quoted By: >>2665764

>>2665719
I do not understand, what part of sticking my dick in a silicone tube implies I never go outside?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8N7Wl80 Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:41:49 No.2665764 Report

Quoted By: >>2665778

>>2665742
People who get outside usually meet girls/boys and stick their dick in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J7SkQEYE Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:42:31 No.2665768 Report

Quoted By: >>2665799

>>2665623
>>2665728
im not buying a rolex, watches are useless.
what'll i do with it? fool a woman into thinking i have more money than i do? impress my boss?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:eJQzcs+G Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:43:12 No.2665778 Report

Quoted By: >>2665913

>>2665764
Your logic is flawed. You do not have to socialize when you're outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JM+vXjHs Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:44:33 No.2665799 Report

Quoted By: >>2665885

>>2665768
No, most people tell the time with them

Aaaaand you can look down on all the filthy peasants who don't have what you have

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pc1f8aKy Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:45:56 No.2665813 Report

Quoted By: >>2665885

i don’t know much because im not into that stuff, but what’s the difference between a fleshlight and an onahole?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J7SkQEYE Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:52:04 No.2665885 Report

Quoted By: >>2665928

>>2665799
>No, most people tell the time with them
I can tell my time with my phone.

>>2665813
fleshlights are western made, usually less tight, less effort is put into construction and often they design them with a plastic casing around the vagina so it appears as tough it is a flashlight or something of that sort.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8N7Wl80 Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:54:44 No.2665913 Report

Quoted By: >>2665971

>>2665778
Do you really think your going to feel better after cumming in some plastic degeneracy ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JM+vXjHs Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:56:03 No.2665928 Report

Quoted By: >>2665982

>>2665885
>He tells the time with his phone

Get the new Samsung Note 8 or whatever it's called it's yuge

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AwjwmcXB Thu 26 Oct 2017 00:59:59 No.2665971 Report

Quoted By:

>>2665913
the hun is right op, please stop harming yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0LMPOTLU Thu 26 Oct 2017 01:00:52 No.2665982 Report

Quoted By: >>2666068

>>2665928
At what point did they start taking insparation from 90s mobile phones.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JM+vXjHs Thu 26 Oct 2017 01:05:53 No.2666068 Report

Quoted By: >>2666104 >>2666115

>>2665982
I don't see the resemblance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0LMPOTLU Thu 26 Oct 2017 01:07:25 No.2666104 Report

Quoted By: >>2666130

>>2666068
I more meant in the size department.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q8N7Wl80 Thu 26 Oct 2017 01:07:57 No.2666115 Report

Quoted By: >>2666130

>>2666068
What hes trying to say is phones are gaining in size again because of the touchscreen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JM+vXjHs Thu 26 Oct 2017 01:08:37 No.2666130 Report

Quoted By:

>>2666104
>>2666115
Ok I'm just stupid

Bigger = cooler

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3W32P1O+ Thu 26 Oct 2017 01:24:15 No.2666430 Report

Quoted By:

>>2665618
> or breathe

How many dead bodies have you fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:J7SkQEYE Thu 26 Oct 2017 01:41:33 No.2666848 Report

Quoted By:

help pls

idk what to get

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