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I am now accepting applications for a cross-dressing French maid (m). You will be responsible for household chores, cooking meals, and entertaining guests. You will be living in the American Midwest (urban apartment). Applicants from any country may apply. You will receive a weekly stipend of 25 USD, a doggy bed in the master bedroom, and gigabit Internet access after chores are complete. Toiletries, groceries, clothing, uniform, and homemaking training will be provided. If interested, please post height, weight, dress/shoe size, cute anime image, and a contact e-mail so we can get to know each other, exchange photos, and discuss travel itinerary. Excellent literacy and sparkling personality preferred. Biological females need not apply.
Anonymous
>>267448 IF SINGLES OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>267448 but will there be sex
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Too late. I've already been locked into an agreement with a wealthy Canadian. No joke. There are boys that will leap at such a chance. You just have to find them. Good luck. I hope you find your femboi.
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>>267448 What is it with gays and 4chan?
Like it's super racist and incredibly misogynistic but 4chan attracts faggots like flies.
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>>269022 this was a serious question OP
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>>269022 There will be many high-impact sexual activities, but only when you don't expect it.
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>>269189 More people are bisexual than you'd expect. Most just remain straight because who wants to be a faggot. So you'll see more homo comments here where there's no chance of being found out.
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>>267448 Hey now
1 thread is ok.
2 is absolutely not allowed
Let's not make this like /r9k/
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>>269346 Thread died before I could advertise.
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>>269404 You'd get ghosted anyways
Happened to me and I did it to someone too
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>>267448 I'm not even cute, but it's a hot fantasy at least
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>>269223 Wait...is this that 4chan website that Fox News warned me about?
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>>269459 These things happen. I wouldn't be offended.
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I'm 6'1. Is that too tall? It's pretty much the only thing that makes me look manly.
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>>269648 How manlet life treating you Anon
5'4 117 same size
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>>270126 That's perfectly ok.
Anonymous
>>267448 instead of dressing up as a maid could i just dress up like a catboy instead?
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>>270321 whoa 5'4 118 here
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>>270611 What is our purpose anons
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>>270562 I'm flexible on how you are dressed during leisure hours but when you are working, I want you to wear the uniform. This is a respectable position here; we can't just let appearances slip.
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>>267448 Would apply if of age. Feelsbadman
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>>270562 would this be satisfactory?
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>>270888 would this suffice?
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are you attractive in a man way OP? why cant I sleep in your bed?
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>>271437 If you can find that outfit, reasonably priced and of sturdy construction, that is ok.
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>>267448 >are you attractive in a man way OP? I like to think so. I trim my beard regularly, I'm pretty tall, my broad shoulders have made female acquaintances visibly aroused, Anglo-Chinese heritage.
>why cant I sleep in your bed? Because sleeping in the same bed makes you pregnant.
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>>272036 Sorry, meant to reply to you.
I'm getting distracted with work.
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>>272280 >>272360 so not the same bed? thats kind of boring
why not?
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>>272425 I like to put cute traps in their place and humiliate them. When I get home, I want to play with you and tease you, but when it's time to sleep, you will be sleeping below the bed, unless I take you in bed.
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>>273562 meh okay not worth my time then
my net worth is more worth
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>>269189 >4chan >one person its the most multicultrual place on the interwebs
its just that the more popular boards shape the image of the site
but there is always the common theme of self-hate/depression
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>>273626 my net worth is worth more than your entire worth *
id only do something like that to cure my crippling loneliness and emptiness
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>>273626 >>273799 Glad we settled that then.
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>>267448 Question. You like tall tweaks or short guys. Tall = 6 feet tall
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>>274195 Tall or short, each has their own charm. I don't mind whether I'm looking directly in your eyes or resting my chin on your head.
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>>269223 nice knowyourmeme filename u redditor
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>>274476 I would suggest if you are really looking for applicants you make a post on the rr/gdf thread on /d/. Many there interested
Anonymous
>>274476 You know how much shit posters and fags there are on random boards like this
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>>274865 >>274903 I probably will, but the regulars in those threads also seem to be relatively low on Maslow's hierarchy, if you know what I mean.
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>>275556 Kek. Wish I could at least apply. You seem like a very cool domme
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>>269261 >$25 a week >he expects sex Yeah no
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>>267448 I'd be down but you'll need a little more than 25$ for sex
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>>276099 In you're looking for *well paid* employment with amenities and sexual harassment included, I would recommend you look into steward(ess) positions on chartered yachts.
I'm only asking for applicants who want this unconditionally.
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>>276099 Nah, you don't get it. The sex is a perk, payment in its own way. If you don't agree, this isn't the job for you.
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I'll give an interview and a pic on kik saphiretracy
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>>276772 Yachts sound fun...
>>276907 This is a scam!
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What is this??? Does this mean i applied?