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Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:10:22 No.2675562 View View Reply Original Report

>tfw considering spending the last of my money on steroids because women find me so unattractive
>even though I see guys shorter/less fit than me with gfs all the time
Who else /rockbottomandnothingtolose/ here?

>inb4 the "j-just start lifting natty first before you get on the juice" crabs-in-a-bucket meme

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VkWUOM3u Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:10:50 No.2675564 Report

Quoted By: >>2675575

>lol let's shrink my dick that'll make those roasties love me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ja+qhQEd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:11:28 No.2675566 Report

Quoted By: >>2675575

just start lifting first and then never do the other thing because it's retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP00etGd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:11:29 No.2675567 Report

Quoted By: >>2675575

>>2675562
Don't waste your time or money on women dude it's pathetic

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:12:37 No.2675575 Report

Quoted By: >>2675587

>>2675564
>have big benis
>can't use it to attract roasties because all they care about is face + how tall you are

>>2675566
Here's that "heh ill tell him this meme advice so he can stay lonely" memeadvice I was talking about in the OP

>>2675567
hahahaha yeah so I should just stay alone for the next 10 years until I turn 35 and then I'll be able to cash in on the "haha now that you're 35 you can finally enter the dating game" memeadvice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:13:46 No.2675582 Report

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its getting to the point where I want to only become /fit/ and successful so I can start fucking women and beating them (or at the very least, breaking them down until they cry and engage in self-harm)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Ja+qhQEd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:14:09 No.2675585 Report

Quoted By: >>2675609

> everything I disagree with is a meme
First step to getting a chick might be growing up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP00etGd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:14:13 No.2675587 Report

Quoted By: >>2675609

>>2675575
Post you dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:16:35 No.2675609 Report

Quoted By: >>2675631

>>2675585
>>dude GROW UP haha thats how you get women to like you brah trust me its what I read on reddit and buzzfeed
>meanwhile women can stay as infantile and immature as they want forever
>meanwhile guys I went to HS with can be as manchildish as they want to be and unironically quote NG flash cartoons in public and they have girls 10 years younger than them clamoring for their dick
Stupid dumb flemish scum

>>2675587
no, but I could afford to shrink it down a little.

Women only care about everything else BUT dick size; what the fuck are they going to do when they pull down a Chad's pants in the bedroom and see he has a little 3 incher? Walk out on Chad?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP00etGd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:18:48 No.2675631 Report

Quoted By: >>2675638

>>2675609
POST IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:19:12 No.2675638 Report

Quoted By: >>2675645

>>2675631
>POST IT
no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP00etGd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:19:57 No.2675645 Report

Quoted By: >>2675654

>>2675638
Is it too small to see with a normal camera lens?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:21:18 No.2675654 Report

Quoted By: >>2675664

>>2675645
no ive been told its actually pretty thicc

but again what the fuck good does having a big/thicc benis do for me if I cant show it to women if all they want to see before the benis is
>muh muscles
>muh chad jawline
>muh chad face
>muh chad beard
>muh chad height

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ja+qhQEd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:21:32 No.2675657 Report

Quoted By: >>2675666

Jesus so either you're being serious and you're just an absolute insufferable douche or you're shitposting which means you're absolutely horrendously unfunny. Either way seems like a pretty clearcut reason why you're alone anon and no amount of lifting is gonna help that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP00etGd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:22:45 No.2675664 Report

Quoted By: >>2675666

>>2675654
>its actually pretty thicc
Bullshit if you thought it was so big you would have confidence to post you small dicked faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:23:33 No.2675666 Report

Quoted By: >>2675676 >>2675688

>>2675657
>you're just an absolute insufferable douche
Roastie and/or nu-male woman enabler detected

>>2675664
Why would I show my been to a bunch of traps and faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP00etGd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:25:03 No.2675676 Report

Quoted By: >>2675685

>>2675666
Why would you ask advice from a bunch of traps and faggots?

POST IT

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:26:11 No.2675685 Report

Quoted By: >>2675690

>>2675676
I wasnt asking advice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rlsGpo/T Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:26:52 No.2675688 Report

Quoted By: >>2675697

>>2675666
>WAAAH I NEED ARTIFICIAL HORMONES TO GET GIRLS EVEN THOUGH WORSE PEOPLE HAVE GIRLS
>ROASTIE AND/OR NUMALE WOMAN ENABLER DETECTED
Ever considered the fact that girls don't like you because? your a piece of shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LP00etGd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:27:30 No.2675690 Report

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>>2675685
POST IT YOU SMALL DICKED TINY BOY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:28:26 No.2675697 Report

Quoted By: >>2675784

>>2675688
No, because girls usually don't even acknowledge my existence long enough to clue onto my "piece of shit personality", probably due to the fact that I don't look like Chad

because it's 100% impossible that girls can't be shallow and immediately cold-shoulder someone based on their looks, right fellow neogaffer?

Sage

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Sage ID:Ja+qhQEd Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:34:34 No.2675733 Report

Quoted By: >>2675742

wew lad is there a cancer olympics going on because I think you might be winning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:35:53 No.2675742 Report

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>>2675733
Still not an argument, roastie-enabler. Maybe because you're a Chad you've never had to experience what I did but not all women are puerile innocent princesses who instantly instinctually can key onto a person's personality just by looking at them

>protip: if the latter were true, there wouldn't be such thing as domestic abuse, you literally cannot prove me wrong :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:36:15 No.2675746 Report

Quoted By:

also anti-sage because the flemish subhuman is probably 2new to know how to anti-sage

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rlsGpo/T Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:42:11 No.2675784 Report

Quoted By: >>2675809

>>2675697
Of course not, I'd say more than 50% of women are total twats that I wouldn't socialize with
But even a "noegaffer" can understand that if you can't attract girls now, steroids won't help you one bit.

Not to mention the side effects
http://taylorhooton.org/bodybuilders-using-steroids-are-at-risk-of-developing-enlarged-male-breasts-which-will-require-surgery/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:44:53 No.2675809 Report

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>>2675784
>be alone and unwanted/unloved because women are shallow creatures, but don't have "enlarged male breasts"
>be more attractive to women than a prada bag filled with money and swiss chocolate, but risk the change of "enlarged male breasts" that can be mitigated with surgery

hmmm....

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:G9cqsLOh Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:49:47 No.2675849 Report

Quoted By: >>2675881

>>2675562
don't listen to these faggots op, do it, no ragrats

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZA82c+VL Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:52:41 No.2675881 Report

Quoted By: >>2675959

>>2675849
ok
I dont know where to get steroids

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G9cqsLOh Thu 26 Oct 2017 19:59:20 No.2675959 Report

Quoted By:

>>2675881
you could try the long way of driving around the shadiest parts of what ever city or town you live in and hope for the best, just remember to lock your doors

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