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Anonymous ID:FVo3cz/D Thu 26 Oct 2017 22:35:25 No.2677427 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2679499 >>2679512 >>2679528 >>2679961

i just ate somewhere between a teaspoon and a table spoon of flex seal, am i going to die?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LnwmqXTh Thu 26 Oct 2017 22:36:36 No.2677437 Report

Quoted By: >>2677487

https://youtu.be/Hg72mM8MY4g

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FVo3cz/D Thu 26 Oct 2017 22:41:07 No.2677487 Report

Quoted By: >>2677497

>>2677437
this is a serious question

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LnwmqXTh Thu 26 Oct 2017 22:42:15 No.2677497 Report

Quoted By: >>2677573

>>2677487
Then call the Support Hotline on the can retard. Or Poison Control. 222-1222

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FVo3cz/D Thu 26 Oct 2017 22:47:19 No.2677573 Report

Quoted By: >>2677743

>>2677497
well it was already dry so i don't know if it's that big of a deal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LnwmqXTh Thu 26 Oct 2017 22:49:00 No.2677743 Report

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>>2677573
FUCK OFF AND DIE THEN

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+zllyxZk Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:05:52 No.2679499 Report

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>>2677427
Since I don't know what flex seal is, you should be perfectly fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AoEIy6eu Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:08:33 No.2679512 Report

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>>2677427
Yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t+LtoRAG Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:10:50 No.2679528 Report

Quoted By: >>2679547 >>2679715

>>2677427
If this is real, which it probably isn't, and you make a post here instead of calling a doctor or a poison hotline, you deserve to die

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+zllyxZk Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:13:26 No.2679547 Report

Quoted By: >>2679557

>>2679528
Oh, you Germans, always trying to decide who dies.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t+LtoRAG Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:14:39 No.2679557 Report

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>>2679547
i just can't help it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gylnq/in Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:38:43 No.2679715 Report

Quoted By: >>2679723 >>2679749 >>2679764 >>2680101 >>2680404

>>2679528
op here, i don't know if my ip changed or not, let me explain
>be me
>hang out with friends every thursday when we're all free
>inb4 normalfag
>one of us buys doughnuts and other junkfood before going to one of our apartments
>one friend decided to be a dick
>bought the doughnuts early and put flex seal on one of the chocolate frosted
>told everyone but me
>he makes a bet with everyone to scarf the doughnut down, last one to eat it pays
>321 go
>doughnut is already half way down my mouth
>somethingsNotRight.webm
>friends try to stop me
>too late
>other friend losses it
they said they were thinking about telling me but they thought I would notice, it just smelled like chocolate to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LnwmqXTh Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:40:09 No.2679723 Report

Quoted By: >>2679743

>>2679715
Imagine being this stupid. Your friend deserves to have his ass beat for knowingly poisoning you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gylnq/in Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:44:07 No.2679743 Report

Quoted By: >>2679767

>>2679723
i mean im probably over reacting, it was definitely less than a tablespoon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0wo8Bm+o Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:45:29 No.2679749 Report

Quoted By: >>2679780

>>2679715
You're about as retarded as them for not going to a fucking doctor, so I guess it makes sense that you're friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IB3a3XJC Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:47:46 No.2679764 Report

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>>2679715
So much for friends poisoning you.
Kill them then kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0wo8Bm+o Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:47:55 No.2679767 Report

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>>2679743
Tell us where you live so we can check the local newspaper for "Local retard dies after being purposefully poisoned by his friends"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gylnq/in Fri 27 Oct 2017 01:49:32 No.2679780 Report

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>>2679749
i asked an anonymous korean flip book site if i was going to die, i know im fucking retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O6/2Bcta Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:01:43 No.2679867 Report

Quoted By: >>2679901

What's flexseal? Some sort of sealant for stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WEs4Dm3n Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:03:58 No.2679884 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=12&v=7zpxgyG7eGk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Gylnq/in Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:06:20 No.2679901 Report

Quoted By: >>2679928

>>2679867
it starts off as liquid and turns to a rubber like object after a while. i think i'll be fine since it was already dry when i ate it. it's like eating a small bit of rubber (not that it great for your body)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O6/2Bcta Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:08:37 No.2679928 Report

Quoted By: >>2680002

>>2679901
But you have stomach acid anon...what if you take your intestines shut...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/uDfTuYV Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:12:40 No.2679961 Report

Quoted By: >>2680002

>>2677427
If you don't get poisoned, it's probably going to hurt when you shit it out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Gylnq/in Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:17:50 No.2680002 Report

Quoted By: >>2680040

>>2679928
im gonna chose to not think about it and hope for the best
>>2679961
that's what im thinking but even still, it was just a thin sheet

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:O6/2Bcta Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:21:16 No.2680040 Report

Quoted By: >>2680072

>>2680002
What if like it takes your intestines shut and partially digested food builds up and break the seal causing it to rip intestinal tissue with it and you hemorrhage and bleed internally to death or it doesn't break and your body can't get rid of the waste so you died of the toxic waste that your body accumulates from the food.

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Anonymous ID:Gylnq/in Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:24:42 No.2680072 Report

Quoted By: >>2680099

>>2680040
im gonna chose to not think about it and hope for the best

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:O6/2Bcta Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:27:01 No.2680099 Report

Quoted By: >>2680115

>>2680072
Don't die OP

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GSovlhyw Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:27:21 No.2680101 Report

Quoted By:

>>2679715
Did your retard friends know that you could fucking die from this

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Gylnq/in Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:29:45 No.2680115 Report

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>>2680099
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GSovlhyw Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:38:46 No.2680193 Report

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Have you called Poison control yet and told them you ate a flex seal donut?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t+LtoRAG Fri 27 Oct 2017 02:59:27 No.2680404 Report

Quoted By:

>>2679715
i'm speechless over this amount of retardation, go see a doctor.

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