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Anonymous ID:5j+YwI93 Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:41:17 No.2686536 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2686545 >>2686561 >>2686664 >>2686688 >>2686697 >>2686711

FUCK I have accidentally stepped on a snail
I am ultra sad now
please cheer me up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ti5ig56E Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:42:21 No.2686545 Report

Quoted By: >>2686568

>>2686536
BLOW
IT
OUT
YOUR
ASS

YOUR COUNTRY MUST SUCK IF SNAILS CAN JUST ROAM AROUND
T. AMERIGAN BADRIOD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:77NXvrU4 Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:44:51 No.2686561 Report

Quoted By: >>2686584

>>2686536
YOU MONSTER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AWrbzudw Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:45:03 No.2686564 Report

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Once when I was a kid I put a snail on my uncles car tyre just before he drove away.
No idea why I did it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+A3odZfh Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:45:52 No.2686568 Report

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>>2686545
my country sucks then

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5j+YwI93 Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:47:25 No.2686584 Report

Quoted By: >>2686618 >>2686698

>>2686561
I didn't do it on purpose
But I didn't completely step on it
Maybe it's still alive

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:77NXvrU4 Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:52:00 No.2686618 Report

Quoted By: >>2686678

>>2686584
What if the snail had snail children and a snail wife and a down-syndrome brother who needed to be cared for in a snail nursing home, but now he'll be thrown out because his care was being paid for by his brother

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dUoYW/57 Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:54:04 No.2686630 Report

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YOU MONSTER FRISBEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:z4faBAVz Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:58:33 No.2686664 Report

Quoted By: >>2686713

>>2686536
>be me
>spot a weird looking bug crawling on the floor
>it's obviously wounded, want to end its suffering, hit it with a shoe
>he's still alive and suffering even more
>hit it twice
>still alive, crawls under the heater
>hit it a few times but I don't have much space to move so they're weak hits
>still alive, begging for the sweet release of death
>throw my shoe at it like a bowling ball
>it's finally over, pick up my shoe with its mashed-up corpse on it

I'm not fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6R835ogH Fri 27 Oct 2017 18:59:28 No.2686678 Report

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>>2686618

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vc2pC4jF Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:00:27 No.2686688 Report

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>>2686536
Le lumache possono percepire, ricordare ed interpretare il dolore.
Sei un mostro, non meriti di esistere.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Wzc2PE9t Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:01:31 No.2686697 Report

Quoted By: >>2686710

>>2686536
salt it and have a nice little snack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PN5QBHsf Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:01:37 No.2686698 Report

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>>2686584
You crippled a snail anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6NZn2hxF Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:02:47 No.2686710 Report

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>>2686697
*licks lips*
hol up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RDMewg+e Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:02:52 No.2686711 Report

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>>2686536
You should eat it as punishment for your sin against nature

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D1UHVoxJ Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:03:01 No.2686713 Report

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>>2686664
almost ebin greentext get

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C+0sSrpI Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:06:10 No.2686737 Report

Quoted By: >>2686773 >>2686789

>be me
>be 7 or 8
>on a local child playground with other kids
>some kind of a flying bug species decide it's mating season tonight
>metric fuckon of these flying bugs everywhere
>arm ourselves with empty plastic bottles and keep hitting them

it still haunts me to this day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6R835ogH Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:11:28 No.2686773 Report

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>>2686737
sorry to break it to you
but they weren't bugs They were the souls of your dead ancestors.
and you were hitting them with your plastic bottle

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Wzc2PE9t Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:13:11 No.2686789 Report

Quoted By: >>2686826

>>2686737
oh! cicadas. Those things are BRUTAL man.

In Wisconsin we got 17 year cicadas which every 17 years come out in DROVES. Last batch my friends and I fried them up and ate them. dogs all over had bursting stomachs from eating so many. Birds were obese from the slaughter. Girls screeched everywhere. It was glorious

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Anonymous ID:D1UHVoxJ Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:18:40 No.2686826 Report

Quoted By: >>2686836

>>2686789
>my friends and I fried them up and ate them
annon wtf

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Wzc2PE9t Fri 27 Oct 2017 19:20:49 No.2686836 Report

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>>2686826
They tasted like crispy almonds. Delicious. Can't wait for round 2 in my life.

Like this, but on paper plates.

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