Fuck people who put ketchup in the fridge. This shit annoys me to no end. How can you even respect yourself as a god damn righteous human being if you partake in this kind of disgusting habit? I mean seriously guys, ketchup is fucking disgusting when it's cold. It's all goopy, and according to my gay friend, has the consistency of semen. So, the only logical conclusion from this is that anyone who stores ketchup in their refrigerator is a cocksucking faggot. If I were the dictator of this Island, I would permanently ban the storage of ketchup in fridges, and all who disobey be punished by death. Ketchup not only take up a ridiculous amount of space in the fridge, but it also simply doesn't belong there. If you put ketchup in the fridge, do the whole world a favor and just fucking kill yourself. I mean, seriously,what kind of dimwit actually puts ketchup in the fridge? This is a degree of faggotry that mankind has never been subjected to before. Fucking demi-trisexual pancakes have nothing on this shit. If you don't store Ketchup in the fridge, you can store all other kind of things like butter and the like that belong there. I've put several dozen hours of research into this, utilizing the local university research labs, and the results were that ketchup is best stored outside of a fridge. Fuck, even the Jews knew better than to store ketchup in the godamn fridge. And besides, if you have to put ketchup in the fridge, you obviously don't use it enough, so therefore you don't like it. Why even fucking buy it in the first place, you dumb fucktards? Don't fucking do it, guys, don't put ketchup in the fridge.