I really like myself, but I wonder whether others enjoy my personality as much as I do. I imagine not. What are some changes I can make, assuming you don't know who I am, so that I am more amiable? I don't want to make any sacrifices regarding my beliefs, but considering I am socially inept, I'm certain that there are basic concepts that I don't quite understand...

This is a serious inquiry. I'm not fucking around. I just want to make friends. :(