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This is going to sound like a maymay filled shitpost but I asaure you everything is real...
>be me
>get invited to halloween party last minute by friend who is a gril
>"okay, but no costume"
>says shell find me one
>go to her house
>learn that "costume" is corsette, skirt, stockings, wig, panties and makeup
>become masculine trap and go to party
>only microbrew IPAs to drink (luckily brought rum) and some chip and avocado creation (not guac) to eat
>no smoking inside house, everybody has vapes
>2 rick and morty costume pairs, at least 3 others with fedoras
>some rick and morty song remix playing
>"fuck it, imma get hammered and try to enjoy
>2 hours later dies down a bit
>some guy i met talking to me and friend about atheism
>in other room 4 black people playing beer pong while discussing white priviledge why BLM an is justified but neonazis aren't
>rick and morty on TV
>gay black dude comes to couch next to me, sees im cold in my skimpy outfit and "shares" a blanket with me
>hes drunk and im drunk, he reaches to me under blanket
>starts giving me handjob
>tfw received first gay handy from a black man while dressed like a trap in a room full of SJWs and beta-males watching Rick and Morty
I really wish I was making this shit up... Pic related, the wig and corsette I was wearing
>be me
>get invited to halloween party last minute by friend who is a gril
>"okay, but no costume"
>says shell find me one
>go to her house
>learn that "costume" is corsette, skirt, stockings, wig, panties and makeup
>become masculine trap and go to party
>only microbrew IPAs to drink (luckily brought rum) and some chip and avocado creation (not guac) to eat
>no smoking inside house, everybody has vapes
>2 rick and morty costume pairs, at least 3 others with fedoras
>some rick and morty song remix playing
>"fuck it, imma get hammered and try to enjoy
>2 hours later dies down a bit
>some guy i met talking to me and friend about atheism
>in other room 4 black people playing beer pong while discussing white priviledge why BLM an is justified but neonazis aren't
>rick and morty on TV
>gay black dude comes to couch next to me, sees im cold in my skimpy outfit and "shares" a blanket with me
>hes drunk and im drunk, he reaches to me under blanket
>starts giving me handjob
>tfw received first gay handy from a black man while dressed like a trap in a room full of SJWs and beta-males watching Rick and Morty
I really wish I was making this shit up... Pic related, the wig and corsette I was wearing
