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God Bless America!
>Be American High School student
>Wake up at 4:00am after my long 3 hour sleep
>Depression and Anxiety instantly kicks in after my eyes open
>go to kitchen to have my healthy breakfast of Sugar-o's and mountain dew
>take my 5 different ADHD meds as perscribed by Dr. Goldberg
>arrive at school for my 8 hours of standardized test prep
>announcement comes on over loudspeaker
>"P.E and Recess have both been removed in order to accommodate time for more algebra equations"
>I need to use the bathroom halfway through class
>can't figure out which of the 12 bathrooms I'm supposed to use... thanks Obama
>walk in the one that I think is the boys bathroom
>pull my dick out to piss
>get put on sex offender registry for having my dick out
>10 seconds later I'm molested by a 50 year old tranny
>tranny is applauded for "their" courage
>head back to class
>school gets shot up for the 3rd time today
>somehow the shooter gets past the gun-free zone signs on the doors
>get shot in leg, as our kevlar school uniforms only protect our torso
>clap loudly to summon ambulance
>ambulance arrives and the driver pulls out a debit card reader
>asks me to swipe my debit/credit card
>I have no money since I'm a broke high school student
>ambulance leaves me behind
>I'm billed $4,000 anyway
>school principle suspends me for being shot, as it relates to guns and guns are offensive
GAHD BLESS THE UUUUESSSSAAAAAA
>Be American High School student
>Wake up at 4:00am after my long 3 hour sleep
>Depression and Anxiety instantly kicks in after my eyes open
>go to kitchen to have my healthy breakfast of Sugar-o's and mountain dew
>take my 5 different ADHD meds as perscribed by Dr. Goldberg
>arrive at school for my 8 hours of standardized test prep
>announcement comes on over loudspeaker
>"P.E and Recess have both been removed in order to accommodate time for more algebra equations"
>I need to use the bathroom halfway through class
>can't figure out which of the 12 bathrooms I'm supposed to use... thanks Obama
>walk in the one that I think is the boys bathroom
>pull my dick out to piss
>get put on sex offender registry for having my dick out
>10 seconds later I'm molested by a 50 year old tranny
>tranny is applauded for "their" courage
>head back to class
>school gets shot up for the 3rd time today
>somehow the shooter gets past the gun-free zone signs on the doors
>get shot in leg, as our kevlar school uniforms only protect our torso
>clap loudly to summon ambulance
>ambulance arrives and the driver pulls out a debit card reader
>asks me to swipe my debit/credit card
>I have no money since I'm a broke high school student
>ambulance leaves me behind
>I'm billed $4,000 anyway
>school principle suspends me for being shot, as it relates to guns and guns are offensive
GAHD BLESS THE UUUUESSSSAAAAAA
