Hello /bant/ i am your apprentice. you have one paragraph to teach me your job. i will then do your job and you will be wholly responsible for the results. if i fuck it all up it you will get fired. if i do a good job you will get promoted and i will do your job while you supervise and take all the credit while getting paid twice what you currently make. the human resources department has tested me and i have proven myself able to learn your job and do it at a acceptable pace for a new hire. i will only be responsible for showing up on time and my own personal safety on the job
so /bant/ what do i do?