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Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 09:58:10 No.2718812 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2718817 >>2718847 >>2718850 >>2719084 >>2719139 >>2719150 >>2719175 >>2719404 >>2719799

how do i appear sober enough to buy more alcohol? i'm in some serious shit guys

i mean is there a trick or something? would a cold shower help? i'm fucked arent i lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpRwLzFb Mon 30 Oct 2017 09:59:42 No.2718815 Report

Quoted By: >>2718819

Take a shower and chew some gum. Can you really not buy more booze if you're already drunk?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6KSksz9G Mon 30 Oct 2017 10:00:11 No.2718817 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718812
Get some coffee, take a shower, brush teeth, don't say much when checking out and delegate all your attention on your coordination.

You can do this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 10:00:27 No.2718819 Report

Quoted By: >>2718855

>>2718815
ahhh they're really fussy about that over here no fun allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hw3GO/0P Mon 30 Oct 2017 10:05:06 No.2718839 Report

Quoted By:

>be australian
>cant buy booze when already drunk
>get bitten by deadly spider
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iHtCZRA2 Mon 30 Oct 2017 10:09:09 No.2718847 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718812
but anon, alcohol is for dummies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R/Q1Aezk Mon 30 Oct 2017 10:09:24 No.2718850 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718812
They don't care.

Think about how you're walking and your shoulders. Don't say more than necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpRwLzFb Mon 30 Oct 2017 10:10:38 No.2718855 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718819
Just don't slur your words anymore than a normal auscunt would and keep standing steady, if you can type alright you'll be good to go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yCy2nYJp Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:11:32 No.2719084 Report

Quoted By: >>2719095

>>2718812
Get someone else to buy it for you. Did you drink someone else's booze?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:13:41 No.2719095 Report

Quoted By: >>2719114

>>2719084
nah taxi driver was based had a place i didnt even know about

mind you i think he might have ripped me off but i'm not even mad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XgjlLatX Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:17:52 No.2719114 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719095
>cab driver ripps off drank person
I certainly haven't heard that happen before

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EtE+o+FF Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:23:42 No.2719139 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718812
Come on man if this guy can do it then so can you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nvK3SV38 Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:25:20 No.2719150 Report

Quoted By: >>2719162 >>2719165 >>2719172

>>2718812
>dude I'm such a troubled alcoholic lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:26:18 No.2719162 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719150
i'd like you to know this was a sincere problem for me

until it wasnt

cause i found someone fucking stupid enough to sell more to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OsOra/oZ Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:26:35 No.2719165 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719150
t. an*mefag virgin

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:WpRwLzFb Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:28:09 No.2719172 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719150
fuck outta here you reformed alco

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MXeCBbZ7 Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:29:14 No.2719175 Report

Quoted By: >>2719260

>>2718812

Are you 12?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:30:48 No.2719260 Report

Quoted By: >>2719419

>>2719175
jesus why's everyone railing on me no cunt they kicked me out of the store jesus what are you not understanding?

ah fuck this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZmfadIpz Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:34:23 No.2719404 Report

Quoted By: >>2719420 >>2719422

>>2718812
is there a law for this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WpRwLzFb Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:35:10 No.2719419 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719260
how loud were you audibly shitposting to get kicked out of a store?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EtE+o+FF Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:35:17 No.2719420 Report

Quoted By: >>2719453

>>2719404
Probably not in russia
You crazy bastards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:35:28 No.2719422 Report

Quoted By: >>2719514 >>2719541

>>2719404
yes. is australia a shitty plave to live? probably

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZmfadIpz Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:42:38 No.2719453 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719420
well yes, there's only law prohibiting to sell after 10pm. maybe I wanna drink till I fall on the floor, call the police I don't care, but you can't not sell if I have an id. purely hypothetical of course

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XgjlLatX Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:44:28 No.2719514 Report

Quoted By: >>2719567

>>2719422
What does this shitty law say exactly? Is the store owner supposed to have you take an alchochol level test?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZmfadIpz Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:44:42 No.2719541 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719422
whatever mr. first worlder. you're one cheeky cunt I'll give you that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:46:04 No.2719567 Report

Quoted By: >>2719602

>>2719514
the law is you cant serve a person who seems visibly intoxicated

how strictly they follow that seems random but i might genuinely be a massive asshole so they watch me like a hawk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XgjlLatX Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:52:05 No.2719602 Report

Quoted By: >>2719633

>>2719567
This sounds pretty fucking dumb to be desu

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N9JOW7ke Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:52:52 No.2719633 Report

Quoted By:

>>2719602
ahh well it's the only home i got lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pFLQWW6f Mon 30 Oct 2017 11:59:44 No.2719799 Report

Quoted By:

>>2718812
eat a bowl of eggs

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