A europoor walks into an American bar and says to the bartender “Help me! I cling to the dated and irrelevant contributions of my country that only affect those who live there under the pretense that it makes me cultured and more nuanced as a person. How can I be less undeservedly conceited, jingoistic, and actually contribute to a greater world culture like you Americans?” And the bartender replies “BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS” upon which the entire contents of the europoors rectum pour out onto the floor, which consists of about 73% refugee cum