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>be me
>some homeless NEET too good to do what those plebeian slaves call "work"
>need some Denarius to buy food
>see a couple of young guys
>see shitty togas
>obviously they're rhetor
>autism.stonetablet
>see opportunity for easy Denarius
>quickly approach them saying "AH YOU THEIR YOU FINE YOUNG MINDS. I AM ANON, THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER. FOR A SMALL FEE I COULD TEACH YOU MUCH ON THE MORALE QUANDARIES OF HUMANITY"
>togafags actually fall for it
>tooez.scrolls
>say random bullshit about some people having an orgy in a cave
>togafags are none the wiser
>pay me my Denarius and they leave
>no wonder Rome has gone to shit
>2 days later legionnaires come up to me
>ask me if I'm the "Great Philosopher"
>ohshit.crucifixion
>tell them yes and they escorted me to the patricians district
>see the same togafags I made ez Denarius on but now their's a whole togafag group
>the leader proclaimed that someone of my stature should not be mixed with the other plebs
>was given a role as an actual philosopher
mfw become a patrician philosopher because of being a NEET neckbeard
>some homeless NEET too good to do what those plebeian slaves call "work"
>need some Denarius to buy food
>see a couple of young guys
>see shitty togas
>obviously they're rhetor
>autism.stonetablet
>see opportunity for easy Denarius
>quickly approach them saying "AH YOU THEIR YOU FINE YOUNG MINDS. I AM ANON, THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER. FOR A SMALL FEE I COULD TEACH YOU MUCH ON THE MORALE QUANDARIES OF HUMANITY"
>togafags actually fall for it
>tooez.scrolls
>say random bullshit about some people having an orgy in a cave
>togafags are none the wiser
>pay me my Denarius and they leave
>no wonder Rome has gone to shit
>2 days later legionnaires come up to me
>ask me if I'm the "Great Philosopher"
>ohshit.crucifixion
>tell them yes and they escorted me to the patricians district
>see the same togafags I made ez Denarius on but now their's a whole togafag group
>the leader proclaimed that someone of my stature should not be mixed with the other plebs
>was given a role as an actual philosopher
mfw become a patrician philosopher because of being a NEET neckbeard
