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> at place in which I perform my occupation
> need to shit
> have held it in for 3 hours
> i'm growing a tail
> garbage-tier meeting is over
> sonic the hedgehog over to the bathroom
> smell's like bob barker's taint in there
> don't care
> man using urinal
> plop rump on the toilet
> unleash the motherload
> so much shit, so much noise
> man in urinal notices
> laughs so hard he can't balance
> falls on the ground
> ureter doesn't care about that gay shit
> continues pissing until there's an ocean of piss all around the restroom
> lmao.gov
> man becomes silent due to embarassment
> I shit you not, uses single paper towel and wipes the floor once
> no effect, floor still covered in piss
> doesn't wash hands
> leaves
tl;dr: Do not use public restrooms
> need to shit
> have held it in for 3 hours
> i'm growing a tail
> garbage-tier meeting is over
> sonic the hedgehog over to the bathroom
> smell's like bob barker's taint in there
> don't care
> man using urinal
> plop rump on the toilet
> unleash the motherload
> so much shit, so much noise
> man in urinal notices
> laughs so hard he can't balance
> falls on the ground
> ureter doesn't care about that gay shit
> continues pissing until there's an ocean of piss all around the restroom
> lmao.gov
> man becomes silent due to embarassment
> I shit you not, uses single paper towel and wipes the floor once
> no effect, floor still covered in piss
> doesn't wash hands
> leaves
tl;dr: Do not use public restrooms
