>>2729507When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.