Was sitting outside in the sun, cracking jokes with the old man while listening to the radio. Some rap song came on and it led to this conversation:


Man, niggers are shitty at everything except making a beat
>They run fast
Yeah, they sure do. It's in their genetics, look at the nigger run!
>Its from years of being chased by cougars and cheetahs and tigers
Theres no tigers in africa you dumbass, they're all in India and Russia
>Guess they fly the tigers in so they can watch the niggers run away from em

We both cracked the fuck up at that point but I'm not done

>When you think about it, wouldn't it be easier to fly a nigger to Russia than a tiger to Africa?
Then you'd have a Russian nigger!
>Yeah, you would have a Russian nigger. A nigger Russian away from a tiger!