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I'll start
>Be me
>Be ~14
>Be at the Eiffel Tower, Paris. In this tower there lay an arcade full of video games.
>I was about to jump off, when I notice a game that catches my eye.
>Now, my brother and a friend are also in this tower.
>I go behind some machines to look for some change to play the game.
>My brother tells me to watch out for the bees.
>oops.toolate
>I've already been stung in the knee.
...
>Be me
>Arbitrary length of time later
>In PE class
>Teacher isn't worried about the bee sting
>Nor am I, because it doesn't even hurt.
>Go to AP Human Geography
>Teacher asks me to show it to him
>Accidentally point to the wrong wound
>He says, "Hey, that's not so bad"
>Point to the right one
>"oh"
>He tells me to pull it out
>return(thisCanOnlyEndWell);
>So the bee's head was stuck beneath my skin. I had to pull it out by its abdomen/thorax
>Grab the bee's abdomen/thorax
>Close my eyes and pull it.
>satisfying.avi
>Open my eyes
>Look down
>what the cuck
>Its abdomen/thorax was between my fingers
>Its head was stuck inside of my skin.
Now, they weren't separate.
>The head and thorax were being connected by something like nerves, but it looked like pic related.
>Teacher's face goes pale
>I say "holy shit. i-i'm gonna go to the nurse"
>He says nothing
>He's still in shock
>Walk into my apartment's elevator
>Wake up
>Go to your computer and post this to /bant/ at 3 am
What are your weird dream stories, /bant/?
>Be me
>Be ~14
>Be at the Eiffel Tower, Paris. In this tower there lay an arcade full of video games.
>I was about to jump off, when I notice a game that catches my eye.
>Now, my brother and a friend are also in this tower.
>I go behind some machines to look for some change to play the game.
>My brother tells me to watch out for the bees.
>oops.toolate
>I've already been stung in the knee.
...
>Be me
>Arbitrary length of time later
>In PE class
>Teacher isn't worried about the bee sting
>Nor am I, because it doesn't even hurt.
>Go to AP Human Geography
>Teacher asks me to show it to him
>Accidentally point to the wrong wound
>He says, "Hey, that's not so bad"
>Point to the right one
>"oh"
>He tells me to pull it out
>return(thisCanOnlyEndWell);
>So the bee's head was stuck beneath my skin. I had to pull it out by its abdomen/thorax
>Grab the bee's abdomen/thorax
>Close my eyes and pull it.
>satisfying.avi
>Open my eyes
>Look down
>what the cuck
>Its abdomen/thorax was between my fingers
>Its head was stuck inside of my skin.
Now, they weren't separate.
>The head and thorax were being connected by something like nerves, but it looked like pic related.
>Teacher's face goes pale
>I say "holy shit. i-i'm gonna go to the nurse"
>He says nothing
>He's still in shock
>Walk into my apartment's elevator
>Wake up
>Go to your computer and post this to /bant/ at 3 am
What are your weird dream stories, /bant/?
