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Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.
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>>2755810 Then who are all the fat old drunk men who come here and fuck our farm girls?
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But the USA beat Australia in a war once.
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Ah I see what OP is doing. Make up some gay Dallas goldbug shit and see how many niggers fall for it. Nice.
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>>2755810 Go to bed Alex you have had a long stress full day
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>>2755810 Wrong. I've seen photos of Australian fauna like the kangaroo, koala bear, platypus, aborigine and the Tasmanian tiger. They can't just be completely made up or some kind of fever dream.
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Australia is a movie set, does anyone honestly believe things like pic related are real?
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AUSTRAILIA IS FAKE ANYWAYS
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>>2755821 They have all been made in a lab secretly by the British government to cover up the genocide
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>>2755810 i personally visited australia
this is a disinformation campaign to slide the uranium four deal that gave the clinton foundation 16 children anus and 4 chicken biopsies to the podesta pizza rape dungeon today on the john oliver show.
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I get paid to answer phone calls from Australia That's pretty elaborate Where does all the stuff I ship them go?
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>>2755826 how many times have you been called a cunt?
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>>2755826 in the ocean like he rest of the fuckers that were brutally murdered
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>>2755810 Can confirm. Currently posting from chinese colony. Pls send powdered milk.
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>>2755810 aren't you feeling sleepy?
sleep sleep sleep
time for bed!
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I've been living a lie. I knew it deep down, but now OP has made me see the light. I don't know what to do with my life.
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>>2755822 Nope. Really clever makeup by the guy who did Dawn of the Dead.
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>>2755810 > tfw some bogan wansta pass same sex marriage in australia and nek minet the NWO is collapsing Anonymous
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Has anyone even seen an Australia? I sure havent No evidence they are real at all. Wake up people Australia is a lie!
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Sticky this thread
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Australia is fake Emu land is real
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OP is gold. Australia isn't real.
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>>2755837 Says the fake cuntry.
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>>2755829 Having tasted vegemite I can confirm real people would not eat it for food.
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>>2755836 >>2755838 >>2755839 >American civil war part 2 >Finns get blamed Anonymous
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>>2755810 Damn I wanted to watch my gf get fucked by an Emu.
God Damn It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They're fucken onto us! Time to hit the frog and toad I think fellas!
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"adventure is my soul" who wants to decode this?
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Quality thread
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>>2755841 You just didnt put enough on.
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>>2755846 >Australia and NZ not on map Anonymous
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>>2755817 I don't know man, I actually could see this one being true.
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>>2755810 >The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions fuck cunt this shit might be questionable but ive been on ice for 4 days now
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>>2755850 > Beware of harpoons big tentacle Anonymous
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>>2755846 white man's burden
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>>2755854 You probably shouldn't do that. Bad for your brain and such.
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Is..is new zulund real?
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>>2755810 This is the new approach to Fuck off we're full. If we dont exist then noone will come.
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>>2755855 You're neither white nor Australian and therefore have no place in the universe.
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this could be turned into a copypasta
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>>2755825 STRALYA SHILLZ CAN FUCK OFF!
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>>2755810 I dont even believe Europe exists... since ive never left the island.
So I here you
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we're also full
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Warning do not post in this thread they will track you down
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>>2755869 how is something made from beer leftovers halal *shrug*
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>>2755810 So hang on... when I flew over Australia to get to Perth, I was flying over what? South America?
Is my family, who live in Perth in on the conspiracy?
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>>2755863 "fuck off we don't exist"
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Dude. No words.
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Can confirm. There is literally nothing except ocean, when I look westwards. Wake up fellow sheepfuckers, everybody knows that Australia is supposed to be next to us.
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>>2755869 vegemite is demon cum
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>>2755810 I mean nobody has ever really actually been there, and every picture I've ever seen of australia has been fish-eye view besides how come when I go up in a plane I can't see australia?
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>Big wave of rapefugees try to come to Australia by boat >6 months later refugee crisis starts in europe >takes 6 months to travel from Indonesia to Europe by shitty fishing boat
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She drowned her baby.
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Shit. They are on to us
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>>2755810 Looks like we aint real
Looks like everyone is now a 400lb lard ass Murican
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Delete this NOW
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>>2755810 >doesn't fly to Australia once a week to get thousands of dollars of sushi, comped. Your fucking poverty sickens me, get the fuck off my lawn!
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>>2755829 Good shitpost. Australia must be real!
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>taking aussies to "the farm" not bad
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nothing really exist in this matrix youre plugged into a computer with your brain
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its tru every word stay where u are don't come searching for this place
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Do Mirrors exist if our Eyes dont exist?
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>>2755810 struth hes fuckin right!!!!!
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>>2755810 >hundred thousand You filthy denier!!
More than 6 million people were drowned in the fake Australia hoax
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>>2755863 >time to hit the road Anonymous
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>>2755810 i knew something was wrong.. can a shill become self aware?
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>>2755810 I always knew the Emu War must have been a lie.
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Kangaroos are real! They taste delicious!
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>>2755810 looks real from over here
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>>2755810 Nigger, it simply wouldn't be worth the trouble.
164,000 criminals, that's fucking nothing for that period of time.
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>>2755811 hahahah cheers matey
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I had a teacher who used to tell us this at school. He said that New Zealand want real either and pilots just flew round in a massive circle and dropped partners in the channel islands. Just thought I'd chip in
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this is a good shitpost
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>>2757160 What do you swear?
Look at the entire catalog right now...
This is potentially one of the best threads on here right now.
If you want something to cry about, cry about the shit state of /bant/ when a dump thread is easily in the top 10%
Shut the fuck up and go back to giving fairy the fishe 67 times a day
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Also I can 100% confirm Australia exists. I have lived here my entire life and it is just coincidence it's a giant island in the best geographic position to be as far from every other major landmass as possible. Do not question this
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>>2758562 Typical burger.
Wants something as long as he doesn't have to do anything to get it
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>>2757175 They kept posting it until I liked it, and now I do though.
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Can confirm. I've been held captive by these British lunatics for far too long. I'm fucking done.
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>>2758795 I don't understand what your saying, but does it really matter anymore?
I posted some videos in case you didn't know you shouldn't sleep in the road
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>>2759422 Laugh at going nonsense before you neck yourself
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4 If you're not talking shit I'd like to talk to you about it all.
Give me your number, if you're against that reply and I'll give you mine.
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>>2755810 I've always kind of liked this pasta
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>>2759738 >>2758711 >>2758613 Abos should be classified as fauna again. No way they are human, just slightly evolved apes.
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>>2759928 We didn't declassify them until the 60's
But we had to because other nati9ns started crying bout it.
Thee UN just had a sad about us being in the human rights council based on our high level of boong imprisonment as if they were out in prison for no reason.
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Woobalah moonyah bunngi bango. D u cunts know there was a racist bush here in our stolen land Australia? Dat right cunt... even a fuckin plant can be racist if a boong say it
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I present to you all the bush of racism.
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>>2760083 >>2760231 Ooga booga can we visist white island? Ooga booga
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>>2760294 You can visit.
But you can't stay here