>be Canadian cuck
>be 27
>is virgin
>”gotta lose it some how”
>go into the great forest
>strip naked
>feet don’t even freeze
>pour my aunt mables syrup on my throbbing cock
>wait
>3 hours past
> see moose
> go to great beast and sling my dick around
>moose starts giving me a sloppy joe
>feelsgood.jpg
>go around moose
>fuck the moose in it’s massive
pussy
>cum buckets
And yea that’s about right
