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Anonymous ID:ZvEd1U3V Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:35:01 No.2760158 View View Reply Original Report

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A girl has likely masturbated to you before

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aVD1/C+/ Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:36:18 No.2760172 Report

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THIS IS WHY I HIDE ALL AMERICAN THREADS XD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:icB9ILBd Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:37:47 No.2760185 Report

Quoted By: >>2760513

>>2760158

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:34aCGTOd Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:39:07 No.2760197 Report

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>>2760158
No they haven't. I was a pimply mess in middle school and high school and I live in isolation 80% of the time now. The other 20% is when I'm at work.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EWkyczvE Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:41:10 No.2760215 Report

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I know it happened because she straight up told me that she loved me but I was too awkward to do anything other than laugh

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v0sxir8A Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:44:03 No.2760228 Report

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>>2760158
I know for a fact at least one girl has masturbated to the thought of me before and maybe one or two others have too but I'm not as sure about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dm1/XyEO Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:46:17 No.2760242 Report

Quoted By: >>2760246 >>2760513

>>2760158
I definitely know that two have masturbated over me. One was a Yandere freak.... And the other was a girl in highschool which i fell in mad curiosity about.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dm1/XyEO Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:47:12 No.2760246 Report

Quoted By: >>2760513

>>2760242
People do not realize how annoying it is to have a girl stalking you. You think that the idea is hot, but they are annoying AS Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SD7i/ApW Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:47:51 No.2760251 Report

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I used to have a harem when I was a cool edgy teen angst god. Man I miss those days...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mZzCt8LF Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:50:35 No.2760260 Report

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>not masturbating to the thought of me
I can name no woman

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WlzAzCw1 Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:50:39 No.2760262 Report

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I highly doubt it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DeCoSNbT Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:51:09 No.2760265 Report

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>>2760158
lol no

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c0KIRLUO Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:55:47 No.2760302 Report

Quoted By: >>2760309 >>2760322 >>2762045

Some girls masturbated to the nudes I've sent them, and one of them admitted that she bought a vibrator just to think of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GAijR7he Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:56:48 No.2760309 Report

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>>2760302
They just say that to flatter u

!anonsmzJqA

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!anonsmzJqA ID:YCPIX7ov Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:58:17 No.2760318 Report

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>>2760158
nah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1NpHTdrc Thu 02 Nov 2017 17:59:30 No.2760322 Report

Quoted By: >>2760430 >>2760433

>>2760302
I know this is probably a proxy, but I can't get of my mind the image of you using your dirty oil money to buy some slave girl that says all that shit to you and then you actually believe it's real for some reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ygQ+pZSw Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:00:13 No.2760328 Report

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>>2760158
I hope so
though I'm fairly sure my ratio is < 1

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dm1/XyEO Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:16:09 No.2760430 Report

Quoted By: >>2760513 >>2762286

>>2760322
He is American. Maybe living in Saudi

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vDvhwCwU Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:16:43 No.2760433 Report

Quoted By: >>2760513 >>2762286

>>2760322
>being this new

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9WHhj/Ag Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:23:25 No.2760481 Report

Quoted By: >>2760513 >>2765689

>>2760158
If you really, *really* think about it
The odds of a girl having masturbated to you are about the same as the odds of a dude having masturbated to you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MNwSdw7p Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:26:47 No.2760513 Report

Quoted By: >>2760521 >>2760536

>>2760185
>>2760242
>>2760246
>>2760430
>>2760433
>>2760481
?! the blondes got hypnotized by someone and the globe is cursed to be vampiric drained to sustain the malaysian ancient 160,000,000 rainforest ,.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MNwSdw7p Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:27:31 No.2760521 Report

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>>2760513
!? that could be the greeks , father and daughter ambushed by crazy natives ,.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MNwSdw7p Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:30:09 No.2760536 Report

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>>2760513
>>2760521
?! the natives are with energy at war against humanity that is not on their side and there is a spirit plant to sever , time to shut down the malaysia rainforest tribes at their red # 1 1 1 ,.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:cCOA+oD3 Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:30:35 No.2760542 Report

Quoted By: >>2760557

>tfw remember that girls and guys have masturbated to me both back when I was in school.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wGecWT65 Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:32:03 No.2760553 Report

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>>2760158
no, it's probably Sherlock, Supernatural and team 10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MgKkSPwV Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:32:15 No.2760557 Report

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>>2760542
i want to agree but have nothing to back that up with
LOLE

What a horrible night to have a curse

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What a horrible night to have a curse ID:lv5+hEsc Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:32:59 No.2760563 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:57+iVlcw Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:33:19 No.2760564 Report

Quoted By: >>2760750 >>2760755

>tfw no chance a girl would ever have masturbated to me because I was the spergy autistic quiet kid in high school
Though paradoxically I was kind of popular among them because I acted "cute".

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:yHaN40PD Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:33:22 No.2760565 Report

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How to make sure that before your death somebody will masturbate to you:

>post your pic on /b/
>???
>profit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w3EJa7t9 Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:53:07 No.2760743 Report

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>>2760158
I have one better.
A girl had a wet dream about me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EWkyczvE Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:54:09 No.2760750 Report

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>>2760564
>because I acted "cute".
i know that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hsLHyeLA Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:55:14 No.2760755 Report

Quoted By: >>2760793 >>2760817

>>2760564
Sorry anon but high school girls fuck with autistic kids like cats torturing mice to death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:57+iVlcw Thu 02 Nov 2017 18:59:44 No.2760793 Report

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>>2760755
yeah, I know. I was too oblivious to know or care at the time, but looking back it seems obvious what was happening.
Honestly I'm more in awe at how I was never bullied or beaten up despite all my stupidity

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DeCoSNbT Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:01:41 No.2760817 Report

Quoted By: >>2760901

>>2760755
>mfw the girl who sat next to me in health class used to tell me how she'd flash her panties/bra to the quiet kid in her english class to upset him
the fuck? wish i wasnt seen as a threat, that quiet kid had seen more action than I ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bV8fgIOz Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:09:32 No.2760901 Report

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>>2760817
wow

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:c/xf9BgY Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:12:08 No.2760920 Report

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At least 7 white girls that I can name off of the top of my head. Ive gotten off to it many times in highschool. It wasn't really hard, just sent them a pic of my dick and bam! Though being Puerto Rican with a 8 inch slong probably helped in that regard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SJb0aUEs Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:23:42 No.2761808 Report

Quoted By: >>2761836 >>2761867 >>2764654 >>2764763 >>2765706

Do men masturbate to women they know??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:N7VSl0p/ Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:25:57 No.2761836 Report

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>>2761808
The answer may surprise you, but yes, they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cCOA+oD3 Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:29:43 No.2761867 Report

Quoted By: >>2763387

>>2761808
Yes, do women?

King Nigger

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King Nigger ID:O7x0w/Um Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:35:30 No.2761924 Report

Quoted By: >>2761933

a girl asked me out once in highschool but i was too awkward to do something about it so i said "no thanks" , then there started a rumor that im stuck up when it comes to girls so nobody wanted to go out with me after that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:icB9ILBd Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:36:46 No.2761933 Report

Quoted By: >>2761970

>>2761924
all you have to do was say yes man...
if you liked her that is

King Nigger

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King Nigger ID:O7x0w/Um Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:40:08 No.2761970 Report

Quoted By: >>2762155

>>2761933
this was my problem i was kinda good looking and i didnt know it, so all these ugly girls were the only ones with the guts to approach me ,but i always thought they were trying to prank me when they said they liked me , im my own worst enemy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QMYsVrx/ Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:43:58 No.2762023 Report

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>>2760158
Actually that's pretty likely.
All you need is at least one kinky girl in any of your classes back in highschool or college.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HdKZYXFO Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:45:47 No.2762045 Report

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>>2760302
is this anthony weiner?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kMqAwN+e Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:53:00 No.2762155 Report

Quoted By: >>2762248

>>2761970
ugh, only ppl who've aproched me are boys fml

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yHOhj6uW Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:58:27 No.2762236 Report

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>>2760158
Girls don't masturbate silly, it's more likely a dude

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:O7x0w/Um Thu 02 Nov 2017 19:59:12 No.2762248 Report

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>>2762155
are they traps or just plain gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NzB+mehq Thu 02 Nov 2017 20:02:01 No.2762286 Report

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>>2760433
>>2760430
We do have more than one saudi though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s9FdGAz0 Thu 02 Nov 2017 21:02:39 No.2763171 Report

Quoted By: >>2764715

had a girl with a smokin body who would send me snaps of anything i asked
she had boyfriend at the time, still together
she was addicted to my dick so i just sent dick pics
too asperbers to do anything in real life
we would just send pics saying what we would do to each other
she screenshots my pics, tells me she has a folder full of them
breaks it off to be faithful to her boyfriend

was fun while it lasted. if they get married i hope i grow the balls to fuck her at her wedding

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SJb0aUEs Thu 02 Nov 2017 21:19:28 No.2763387 Report

Quoted By:

>>2761867
yeah sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qpIt5Q3w Thu 02 Nov 2017 21:57:52 No.2763920 Report

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>>2760158
>browses 4chan
>girl likes me enough to masturbate to to me
Choose 1

Not a cia nigger

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Not a cia nigger ID:rC9BGMWX Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:07:15 No.2764072 Report

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>>2760158
thanks for the good feel of the day anon

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Anonymous ID:URjhjAvc Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:40:49 No.2764654 Report

Quoted By: >>2764683

>>2761808
That's highly unlikely

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:URjhjAvc Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:42:49 No.2764683 Report

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>>2764654
I meant to reply to OP but turns out I'm fucking autistic. That's why girls don't masturbate to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HX8VXpch Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:45:13 No.2764704 Report

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this thread has reminded me about a girl that has masturbated to me. it's a bittersweet feeling bc she was kinda uggo tho.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:DTnwy3Ty Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:46:51 No.2764715 Report

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>>2763171

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NWy9Zwm+ Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:49:33 No.2764733 Report

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I´ve had 3 girlfriends so, its prolly true for some. But we are on 4chan so that number is drasticly lower, it could be worse though. We could be on reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BpmqE0SG Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:52:45 No.2764763 Report

Quoted By: >>2767221

>>2761808

fuck yea, its a much better nut than jacking off to porno, but nothing compares to jacking in it in san diego

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5/OxY4/Q Thu 02 Nov 2017 23:27:53 No.2765145 Report

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>>2760158
Bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXeeEiNa Fri 03 Nov 2017 00:10:43 No.2765689 Report

Quoted By: >>2765707

>>2760481
No, gay men are a minority. That's like saying you have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery: you do or you don't. It just doesn't work like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RXeeEiNa Fri 03 Nov 2017 00:12:13 No.2765706 Report

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>>2761808
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9WHhj/Ag Fri 03 Nov 2017 00:12:15 No.2765707 Report

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>>2765689
Yes it does

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Iinc5Jqx Fri 03 Nov 2017 00:17:00 No.2765752 Report

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>>2760158
Do girls often masturbate to guys they are in love with? I really want to know.

Chicanon

Chicanon ID:B9Rdpms4 Fri 03 Nov 2017 00:20:04 No.2765793 Report

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>>2760158
Fuck you an*Mefag you ain't shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:34aCGTOd Fri 03 Nov 2017 02:50:00 No.2767221 Report

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>>2764763
jackin it jackin it jackity jack

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