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Anonymous ID:dXS/3rMX Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:20:20 No.2764284 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2764295 >>2764304 >>2764354

>Filling out job application
>"Is there anything else you'd like us to know about you?"
What do, /bant/?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Sywe2JSJ Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:20:59 No.2764295 Report

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>>2764284
Tell 'em how cool you are and don't forget your interesting hobbies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8BtaadOd Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:21:16 No.2764299 Report

Quoted By: >>2764325

Talk about how motivated you are, how everything excites you, and how you would love to be a part of the great team of employees that's already at the company you're applying at

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nia1PLbV Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:21:19 No.2764301 Report

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"I enjoy knitting" works for me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iyU/T9BE Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:21:30 No.2764304 Report

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>>2764284
Tell the you are totally not a pedophile not at all

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9FQBqSmz Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:21:49 No.2764311 Report

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> Massive Monster Dong
Instant-CEO job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CncTrMTO Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:22:18 No.2764320 Report

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Tell them you're part of the hacker group known as 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XdUppme5 Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:22:35 No.2764325 Report

Quoted By: >>2764351 >>2764359 >>2764361

>>2764299
>Talk about how motivated you are, how everything excites you, and how you would love to be a part of the great team of employees that's already at the company you're applying at
sooooo lie like a persian rug?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MvwiR9xU Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:23:02 No.2764333 Report

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Tell them you're a white male. If you aren't, just get welfare like a normal inferior.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Tp6HukCL Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:23:53 No.2764351 Report

Quoted By: >>2764409

>>2764325
Uh yeah, how many jobs have you applied for?

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⭐¤⭐⭐⭐TACO KID⭐⭐⭐¤⭐ ID:t4cSjRTK Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:23:55 No.2764354 Report

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>>2764284
>don't get woodie

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9FQBqSmz Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:24:08 No.2764359 Report

Quoted By: >>2764409

>>2764325
That's how it works bud. Every employee lies and every employer knows this for a fact but they expect it anyways. It's one of the big circlejerks of life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8BtaadOd Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:24:13 No.2764361 Report

Quoted By: >>2764409

>>2764325
Don't lie, just don't tell the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dXS/3rMX Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:26:10 No.2764396 Report

Quoted By: >>2764413

>I love all aspects of electricity & electronics, and the collaboration that comes about from the technical process. I'd love to hear more about your company, and see if I'm a good fit for CompanyName.

It's true, but I'd never say it aloud because it sound try hard. Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XdUppme5 Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:27:18 No.2764409 Report

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>>2764351
im not OP but usually get the job i apply for. 1/5 at worst
>>2764359
i feel ya. starting off on a lie seems doomed to fail but it is a decent way to get ur foot in the door
>>2764361
embellishment never hurts i suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Sywe2JSJ Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:27:33 No.2764413 Report

Quoted By: >>2764426

>>2764396
>I love all aspects of electricity

I recommend you delete that unless you're applying to work at a power station

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dXS/3rMX Thu 02 Nov 2017 22:28:06 No.2764426 Report

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>>2764413
youd be surprise...

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