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Anonymous ID:8SXN5DFt Fri 03 Nov 2017 16:07:00 No.2772683 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2773485 >>2778985 >>2779111

The new iPhone is coming out. How can we make sure the stupid buyers will destroy them this time?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8SXN5DFt Fri 03 Nov 2017 16:14:54 No.2772762 Report

Quoted By: >>2773931 >>2775199 >>2775372 >>2778965

I'm not a graphic designer and I don't know if the spelling is right, but I tried

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:A3fmTwEO Fri 03 Nov 2017 16:36:23 No.2773485 Report

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>>2772683
every bread deserves at least 2 replies

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SXN5DFt Fri 03 Nov 2017 16:55:05 No.2773907 Report

Quoted By: >>2773935

Nobody wants to troll?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:GRmfffqI Fri 03 Nov 2017 16:58:08 No.2773931 Report

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>>2772762
>we guarantee the phone is entirely functional device also in underwater

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YkQV9PrD Fri 03 Nov 2017 16:58:19 No.2773935 Report

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>>2773907
Have any idea? I can try design that shit, but I have zero ideas

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wsPD+cdD Fri 03 Nov 2017 18:51:06 No.2775199 Report

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>>2772762
O_O

Oh fuck, I read the picture before the post and actually believed it was legit.
You may not be a graphic designer but this looks 100% real. You WILL make people break their phones with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SW9fe7+W Fri 03 Nov 2017 19:01:23 No.2775307 Report

Quoted By: >>2778013 >>2778105

>we guarantee the phone is entirely functional device also in underwater

What are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SW9fe7+W Fri 03 Nov 2017 19:02:31 No.2775320 Report

Quoted By: >>2775579

I'll do it but we need it more full proof. Have any more/ something not fucking autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vXVOziAL Fri 03 Nov 2017 19:07:17 No.2775372 Report

Quoted By: >>2778077

>>2772762
it is waterproof you dumbfuckwit
https://www.payetteforward.com/is-iphone-x-waterproof-heres-the-truth/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Z80/5X/z Fri 03 Nov 2017 19:12:15 No.2775439 Report

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I'm interested
please give me a (You) if something important happens itt

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wsPD+cdD Fri 03 Nov 2017 19:27:40 No.2775579 Report

Quoted By: >>2779335

>>2775320
The whole "new technology that allows you to recharge it in the microwave oven" worked in the past.
If anyone made content with that it'd be great.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4wpQHMy Fri 03 Nov 2017 19:29:52 No.2775614 Report

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Tell them that the phone has unique aerodynamics that make it function like a boomerang.
You might think that sounds stupid, but these people are already dumb enough to spend $1k annually on a fucking phone so who knows

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z80/5X/z Fri 03 Nov 2017 21:10:31 No.2777260 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SXN5DFt Fri 03 Nov 2017 21:56:30 No.2778013 Report

Quoted By:

>>2775307
English is not my first language

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlYU8HiN Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:01:52 No.2778077 Report

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>>2775372
Oh shit Andrea stop stealing my legacy I will be the most glorious shitposter with the cypriot flag on bant go back to Pol.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlYU8HiN Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:04:03 No.2778105 Report

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>>2775307
Burger talk shit to my boy binland one more fucking time I fucking dare you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SXN5DFt Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:17:02 No.2778348 Report

Quoted By: >>2778373 >>2778532

It feels almost impossible to come up a new idea so should we just recycle the microwave charging idea?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlYU8HiN Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:18:47 No.2778373 Report

Quoted By: >>2778388

>>2778348
No retarded would fall for that you'd need to rephrase it into something like "can function in extreme heats up to 600°C".

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jlYU8HiN Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:19:27 No.2778388 Report

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>>2778373
No retard* I'm fucking using swipe g board.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KMFxcB3T Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:23:38 No.2778434 Report

Quoted By: >>2778529

What if we told them that the screen was made of smart polymers that would fix cracks?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SXN5DFt Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:30:58 No.2778529 Report

Quoted By: >>2778635 >>2778691

>>2778434
This is pretty far fetched but:
Heating the phone in oven/microwave activates smart polymers to fix cracks.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c0fnqZ+5 Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:31:15 No.2778532 Report

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>>2778348
Recycling shit is stale. People call BS a lot faster than they used to so you cant throw them the same pitch youve already used. If anything it needs to be more subtle

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KMFxcB3T Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:39:18 No.2778635 Report

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>>2778529
How about the screen is made with artificial diamond, making it completely impossible to crack?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:grKEiqHR Fri 03 Nov 2017 22:44:37 No.2778691 Report

Quoted By:

>>2778529
love it, sounds good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QgnUUFi6 Fri 03 Nov 2017 23:11:30 No.2778965 Report

Quoted By:

>>2772762
seems legit, that will do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:811enPad Fri 03 Nov 2017 23:12:58 No.2778985 Report

Quoted By:

>>2772683
>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2voYN/XY Fri 03 Nov 2017 23:24:58 No.2779111 Report

Quoted By:

>>2772683
if you put it in your shirt pocket, it can stop a 9mm bullet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SXN5DFt Fri 03 Nov 2017 23:41:22 No.2779321 Report

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>>>/b/749949305

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s3kF5SNz Fri 03 Nov 2017 23:43:14 No.2779335 Report

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>>2775579
I love this, bitcoin and mining are familiar enough to a layman to know of it, but know nothing about it

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