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>be rich swissfag
>buy a house
>hell yeah.org/home/directory
>one day a few months later get call from swiss government:
>"sir we have to destroy your house, we need to build nuke-proof bunker there"
>move to austria because you're sick of your retarded country
>WWIII starts
>Be Chilling in expensive Vienna apartment
>Germany gets involved in war
>munich is nuked with biggest nuke ever, blast reaches all the way to central italy
>Instantly die
>buy a house
>hell yeah.org/home/directory
>one day a few months later get call from swiss government:
>"sir we have to destroy your house, we need to build nuke-proof bunker there"
>move to austria because you're sick of your retarded country
>WWIII starts
>Be Chilling in expensive Vienna apartment
>Germany gets involved in war
>munich is nuked with biggest nuke ever, blast reaches all the way to central italy
>Instantly die