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>Be Russian
>Wake up in street surrounded by bottles of beverage of the alcohol
>Get up and say hello to all the spy cameras
>They think I'm an american spy and arrest me on sight
>Get out 50 years later
>walk out of prison gates
>get attacked by bear
>get arrested again for "Disturbing the Bears"
>Get out 20 years later
>Mafia doesn't like my face
>They kidnap me and keep me hostage for 20 more years
>They throw me into Siberian lake
>crawl out
>Spy camera watches me
>get arrested on sight for "abusing nature"
>get out in 100 years
>Go home
>Бaбyшкa made me Bear kidney stew
>taste delicious
>Mafia takes my Бaбyшкa and keeps her hostage until she tells them her Bear kidney stew recipe
>She gets sold off as Russian sex slave
>Buy her back home with 100000000000000000000000000000000 rubles
>Spy camera sees me
>Get arrested for "Having money"
>Get out in 500 years
>Gopniks are dancing in the street
>Join them
>Get shot by mafia for "shitty dancing"
>mfw
