Fartgirl, you make my heart twirl.
You make such great art
With your ass and fart.
Make me stop and think,
How sexy can you stink?
You are so nice lookin’,
And that gas you are cookin’,
I am not worthy, of a doll like you
with all the great things you do.
Your farts are music to my ears
All done without smoke and mirrors.
So stick your butt in my face
And let me use my hands and embrace.
Just let out the sweet sound
And I’ll be heaven bound
And it may be a little stinky
And it may be a little strong
But I can sit and listen
To you fart all day long.
So let’s hope there’s no gas shortage
From your gorgeous tail.
You be the hammer, I the nail.
So don’t cut one unless I am there
‘Cause that wouldn’t be fair.