Queen Witch 380g
Damm that was a rough siege wasn't it?
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 21:56:53 No. 2791606 Report >>2791584 THE GITZ DIDNT STAND A CHANCE
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 21:57:49 No. 2791627 Report Quoted By:
Here yee here yee the sige is done we ave done a great deed this day pat yourself self on the back
Witch 380g
>>2791606 They had about 100,000 skeletons they had a high chance but somehow we were able to repel them but with heavy causalitys
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 21:58:44 No. 2791643 Report ey
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 21:59:39 No. 2791663 Report no fockin skeleton kont can kill me
King Nigger
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>2791638 WHAT CASUALS YOU YAPING ABOUTZ? WE FUCKED EM RIGHT GOOD
Anonymous
Queen Witch 380g
Quoted By:
>>2791643 Hello beast tamer remember the wolves you tamed for me? Well they seem to be getting very agitated and are barking at the orphan also where is he
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:01:52 No. 2791706 Report >>2791606 >>2791663 Again I must thank you for saving my life my father always told me you can only trust an orc as far as you can throw them. I'm starting to think he wasn't that great of a guy
Anonymous
the kingdom of /bant/. after successfully repelling the forces of darkness, the citizens of the fledgling kingdom celebrate their victory. many drinks were had until they all passed out in a blissful drunken stupor but alas, peace is never easily achieved for the less long lived races, and another threat already looms in the distance the blood moon is rising all rolls -1
King Nigger
>>2791693 i am king nigger master of the merchants
i have everything you need , if you have the coin
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:03:17 No. 2791740 Report >>2791693 Oi lad, when I get me some barbarians can we join ya on ya ship, we can help man it and ya can take us to places we need to go right quick. join forces and all that, reckon we make a good team
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:04:11 No. 2791755 Report >>2791706 YOUR POPS WA A RIGHT GIT WAZ HE
>>2791740 AYE MATE WE SAIL RIGHT QUICK WITH YER STRONG BOIZ
Witch queen 380g
Quoted By:
>>2791719 Yes just in time for my ritual with benny
Beast master bring him here
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:04:18 No. 2791760 Report >>2791719 oh shit
blood moon?
this only happens every 20 years
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:04:41 No. 2791767 Report Quoted By:
>>2791706 Really? alls I say about orcs is if ya get drunk enough to fuck one ya know ya have a problem with ya drink
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:04:45 No. 2791768 Report King Nigger
>>2791768 you can buy at the shop or speak to me for 25% off but there is a chance of weapons breaking mid battle
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:06:39 No. 2791799 Report Quoted By:
Go can I buy some gear I took a pounding last night
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:06:42 No. 2791801 Report Quoted By:
>>2791719 The fockin moons on the rag is she? guess she'll be a right cunt from here on out
>>2791755 Oath lad, we'll be a powerful fockin force
Queen Witch 380g
>>2791760 Bring me benny also where is your house
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:07:19 No. 2791808 Report Quoted By:
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:07:24 No. 2791811 Report >>2791787 Can I buy some armour what you got?
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:07:28 No. 2791814 Report Quoted By:
>>2791787 OI IF YER WEAPONZ BREAK THAT MEANZ YOU GOTZ TWO OF EM
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:08:43 No. 2791837 Report >>2791806 alright alright ill bring benny to you
also my house is just outside the main castle
what do you need benny for?
King Nigger
>>2791811 got 1 goat hide and one rusty blademail
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:10:07 No. 2791856 Report Quoted By:
>>2791845 fock me ya thieving lil kont, I'll give ya one fockin shekel for the blademail
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:10:52 No. 2791868 Report >>2791845 How much for the hide and blademail also what is resistance on the blademail
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>2791560 Rollerino, I miss these breads.
Witch 380g
>>2791837 Don't worry about benny just enjoy yourself after the victory
*discretly burns down beast masters house*
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:11:32 No. 2791884 Report i go to the town center and start yelling OI YOU RIGHT GITZ LIZEN HERE, IF YOU THINKZ YOU GOTZ WHAT IT TAKES COME ERE AND BEND THE KNEE TO THE RIGHT LAD KING AND BECOME BARBBOIZ AYE? AND IF ANY OF YER CAN FLOAT A BOAT COME WITH ME (roll to persuade inform me of how many people we get)
Anonymous
>>2791876 WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
THAT WAS MY HOUSE
WHY DID YOU BURN IT
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:12:08 No. 2791890 Report Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:12:22 No. 2791894 Report Goes into bar and looks for any gold that might have fallen under tables etc (GM is this a way I can get a few extra shekels or do I need to kill shit?)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:12:39 No. 2791899 Report Quoted By:
>>2791888 shit nametag fell off
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:13:18 No. 2791908 Report >>2791884 Use status as town crier to aid him with persuasion
"Here yee here yee you can trust this one he's a good strong lad and it's an honour to fight with him"
Anonymous
>>2791888 hail! a new king has ascended to the throne!
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:13:49 No. 2791916 Report Quoted By:
>>2791894 huge fucking manbear crwaling under tables for sekels
kek
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:13:50 No. 2791917 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:14:11 No. 2791922 Report just realized im a fucking dragonic retard
Queen witch 380g
>>2791888 WHAT YOU GET FOR BURNING MY MAGIC SCROLLS
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:14:40 No. 2791928 Report Quoted By:
>>2791917 i hug crabbie humie
King Nigger
>>2791868 blaidmail gives 1 resist and can block full damage of one attack but then wil brake , hide just give magic resist for 3 attacks then brake
hide 1 sheckel , blademail 3 sheckles
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:14:54 No. 2791933 Report Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:15:30 No. 2791944 Report >>2791884 He's a stong kont, saved me ass many a time on the battlefield. Half yo fockin konts would be dead if this focka didnt stand up and fight, join him ya weak konts, join him and prove ya are fockin men. (roll to persuade people to join inform Orky of how many people he gets)
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:15:52 No. 2791948 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:15:59 No. 2791950 Report >>2791933 what did you mean by this
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 Gold:100 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:16:55 No. 2791956 Report >>2791950 Gear
I use one of those laptop tablets and can't be arsed turning off autocorrect
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:17:05 No. 2791957 Report >>2791923 DAMMIT WITCH
hkhjghjvgkhbdkchfiudhbviufgdbd
fine, since i am 4th to the throne, i guess i can have a home inside the royal castle
also heres benny
please dont do anything bad or harmful to him
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:18:02 No. 2791969 Report Quoted By:
>>2791950 how many cunts do we get gm?
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:18:12 No. 2791973 Report >>2791922 >>2791912 wat
king azoth is the king
not me
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:18:13 No. 2791974 Report >>2791932 I'll take them both please your niggerness
Anonymous
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:19:08 No. 2791992 Report Quoted By:
>>2791950 Yeah GM check these post
>>2791944 (rerolled for an 8 -
>>2791948 )
>>2791908 Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:19:24 No. 2791994 Report Quoted By:
King Nigger
Quoted By:
>>2791974 here you go sir , also if the royal police find these good i wil deny all relations to you
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:19:55 No. 2792006 Report >>2791980 fockin whole kingdom is ran by the lil konts
Witch 380g
>>2791957 Sureeeeee
*Roll to take Benny's soul and infuse it will with a magic crystal*
>>2791973 It's ok your after me unless azoth comes back
Queen witch 380g
>>2792007 Success now inject pure magic into crystal
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:21:25 No. 2792024 Report Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:22:19 No. 2792035 Report >>2792006 Roll to gather barbarians to join me
Oi konts, join me if ya like crushin skulls and crushin cunt. enough said
Witch 380g
>>2792024 It was a success
Put Benny's magic soul into his body again
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:22:41 No. 2792040 Report >>2792035 reroll (finna get more men)
Anonymous
>>2792007 NO NOT BENNY
FUCK
GIVE BENNY'S SOUL BACK
ILL GIVE YOU 100 GOLD TO PAY FOR YOUR BURNT SCROLLS
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:23:05 No. 2792050 Report >>2792006 HOW BOUTZ WE BASH EM RIGHT GOOD IF THEY DONT GIVE US ARMOR AYE?
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:23:12 No. 2792054 Report Quoted By:
>>2792040 fuckin weak cunts ran away
Anonymous
>>2792045 >>2792039 oh
oh wait nevermind
phew
Merchant/75 HP/50GP
>>2792006 I challenge you to a duel, your goyness
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:23:54 No. 2792066 Report Quoted By:
>>2792050 sounds like a fockin plan lad
King Nigger
Quoted By:
flash sale one slime summon spell , summon slime that deals 2 damage has 5 health it wil regenerate 3 times selling for 10 sheckels
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:24:26 No. 2792076 Report Quoted By:
>>2792058 AHAHAHAH YOU KNOW YOU FITING YOU GIT?
Queen witch 380g
>>2792057 I still want the cash though
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:25:19 No. 2792176 Report Quoted By:
>>2792058 GIVE US YOUR ARMOR SHIT OR WE GUT YA LIKE A FISH
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:25:20 No. 2792177 Report >>2792058 alright, listen hear you little cunt. Theres only gonna be three hits in this fight, me hitting ya face, you hitting the ground, and ya jew friends hitting the road. JUST TRY AND TAKE A SWING CUNT
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:26:16 No. 2792196 Report >>2792083 aw dammit fine
>-100GP Anonymous
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:26:31 No. 2792198 Report Quoted By:
>>2792177 FUKING KEK nice one m8
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:26:58 No. 2792207 Report Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:27:23 No. 2792215 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:27:42 No. 2792220 Report >>2791956 sure ill give you a nice pair of iron boots, for 200 gold :)
>>2792177 u cunts actually trying to kill each other or just yelling?
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:28:20 No. 2792229 Report Quoted By:
queen witch 380g
>>2792197 Wait who are you?
>>2792196 Also while I was in your house I found a massive dildo? EXPLAIN
King Nigger
Quoted By:
>>2792220 dont listen to him the shady jew has same boots for 40 gold but it wil make you lose 10 hp when equipped
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:28:44 No. 2792236 Report Quoted By:
>>2792220 No thanks I'm fine right now
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:29:55 No. 2792253 Report >>2792058 YOU DONT INSULT BARBBOIZ YOU HEAR YA GIT
(roll to behead him and shove his head up his own ass)
Anonymous
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:30:24 No. 2792266 Report Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:30:59 No. 2792276 Report Quoted By:
Queen witch 380g
>>2792261 Hello my new guard
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:31:26 No. 2792287 Report >>2792220 ( Roll to persuade people to join me as my barbarian horde let me know how many I get )
Join me if ya cunts, we'll have drinks, women, and coin ya aint a lil weak cunt
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:32:11 No. 2792305 Report >>2792058 Rolls to tackle you to ground and restrain you
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)240GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:32:36 No. 2792318 Report >>2792230 wat
what in the fuck is a dildo doing in my house
i think its the Barbarian King's dildo
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:32:58 No. 2792321 Report Quoted By:
>>2792253 >>2792266 >>2792305 (guess you two are working with each other to get his head up his ass kek)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:33:19 No. 2792330 Report >>2792318 dammit forgot to edit GP in nametag
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:33:49 No. 2792336 Report >>2792318 (That's just a sculpture of me massive cock)
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:33:58 No. 2792339 Report >>2792305 SNIP HIS HEAD OFF CRABBIE HUMIE
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:yH7mh8ZC Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:35:17 No. 2792352 Report Quoted By:
>>2792230 >>2792207 yes I am the Evil Dragon *smoke breath*
Queen witch 380g
>>2792330 Don't lie IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:35:29 No. 2792361 Report Rolling to snip his head off
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30) ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:35:31 No. 2792363 Report >>2792284 I live to serve m'lady/ -bows-
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:35:50 No. 2792368 Report >>2792287 you successfully gathered a hoard of underlings to serve your will! +1 to rolls for 10 turns
>>2792305 >>2792266 considering these assualt on the merchant. -13 hp for him but you're now wanted by the city guard!
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:35:50 No. 2792369 Report Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:36:24 No. 2792376 Report Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:36:48 No. 2792382 Report Quoted By:
>>2792368 >you successfully gathered a hoard of underlings to serve your will! +1 to rolls for 10 turns fockin sweet
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:37:12 No. 2792388 Report >>2792369 SNIP HIM GOOD LAD HAHAHAHAH SNIP SNIP
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:37:16 No. 2792391 Report >>2792369 I hit him good but I think we have to flee
>>2792339 Where is your boat?
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:37:55 No. 2792404 Report >>2792391 WEZ GONNA STEAL ONE LAD
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:37:58 No. 2792406 Report Quoted By:
>>2792376 >>2792359 ( I break into peoples homes and leave sculptors of me cock as a passing gifts)
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:38:00 No. 2792407 Report >>2792369 >>2792388 stop right there criminal scum! you've violated the law and now you're going to pay!
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30) ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:38:34 No. 2792418 Report >>2792376 Do not insult my mistress. Peasant.
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:38:40 No. 2792422 Report >>2792391 >>2792404 wait for me and me underlings lads
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:38:45 No. 2792424 Report Oh shit I need to go, it's been good, I hope to see another one of these threads soon
Queen witch 380g
>>2792376 Oh ok then but I better not see this faggotory again
>>2792363 *silver hair blows with the wind*
Hello sir Edric I have a task for you that you must do there is a crypt not to far from the city there is said to be a magic scroll there go get it
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:39:49 No. 2792441 Report >>2792407 ITS A JEW LAD, YOU CAREZ ABOUTZ JEWS?
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:40:10 No. 2792449 Report >>2792368 Gm I wish to turn myself into the guards taking full responsibility for the attack on the merchants and I swear
>>2792422 >>2792404 Are innocent and have nothing to do with it
Roll
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:40:50 No. 2792457 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:41:06 No. 2792466 Report Quoted By:
>>2792441 all are equal in the eyes of the law. pay your fine or do your time
>>2792449 dont even try to lie! i saw the pirate attacking him too.
Queen witch 380g
>>2792424 Tommorow maybe or next Saturday
>>2792418 It's ok he might act like a cunt but he has been a good friend
>>2792449 You have been pardoned
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:41:31 No. 2792470 Report Quoted By:
>>2792449 CRABBIE SNIPPY HUMIE NOOO :(((((
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:41:52 No. 2792472 Report >>2792407 roll Persuade the guard to let Orky go
Common, that fockin merchant would sell ya wife and kids for two gold, hes best gone from this city. He was the true criminal, fockin destroying this place from the inside out. he was a virus infecting this place, if anything you should be thanking my friend here.
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30) ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:42:13 No. 2792478 Report Quoted By:
>>2792433 It shall be done my queen. -starts venturing towards crypt-
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:42:19 No. 2792480 Report Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:42:41 No. 2792482 Report >>2792480 fuck guess I'm getting taken in now as well
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:43:08 No. 2792495 Report >>2792467 THANKZ MAGICK QUEEN I WILL GETZ YOU SUM OFF DEM SCROLLS IF YOU GIVE ME A SHIPZ AND LET ME KILL JEWZ
>>2792482 we are pardoned by the queen
Queen witch 380g
>>2792480 I shall pardon you
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:yH7mh8ZC Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:43:19 No. 2792501 Report I will kill the King, and eat him up, so that this Kingdom no more! Come out King so that I may FEAST upon your bones! (what are my stats btw, GM?)
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: 70 gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:44:04 No. 2792514 Report Quoted By:
I have to go now but it's been fun everyone
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:44:17 No. 2792528 Report >>2792498 Thanks lady, ya a real life saver
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:44:41 No. 2792534 Report Quoted By:
>>2792498 guess that's that then
>>2792501 start with 70hp/100g. you have lost none so far
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30) ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:44:45 No. 2792537 Report >>2792501 I have but one question monster. Do u like tendies?
Queen witch
>>2792495 Nah I'm good
Instead deal with
>>2792501 And I will get you the ship
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:45:43 No. 2792560 Report Quoted By:
>>2792480 >>2792540 -5 hp if you would lads
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:45:43 No. 2792561 Report >>2792528 YOU HEARZ DAT? WE ROAST SUM LIZRAD AND WE GOTZ SHIP
Anonymous
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:46:05 No. 2792570 Report >>2792540 oi I'll help him aye, if we do good ya get me more underlings ?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:46:46 No. 2792580 Report Quoted By:
>>2792540 wait, not you. you weren't rolling for something
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:yH7mh8ZC Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:46:55 No. 2792584 Report Queen witch
>>2792570 How about you get another free pardon from me?
>>2792562 Another guard welcome
>>2792537 Stop interacting with it and continue yo-that's a dragon deal with it also you have a new partner
>>2792562 Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: dead gold: 96
Sreechson Mcautismo (town crier) health: dead gold: 96 ID:jqhZQVht Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:47:55 No. 2792595 Report Says "so long freinds to orky and barbarian, I feel my end is near"
*combusts spontaneously*
Blade mail (1 resist)
.Blockdamedge for one attack
Hide (magic resist)
.3 magic da edge then break
Gold 96
Is left behind for
>>2792561 and
>>2792570 Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:48:41 No. 2792609 Report Quoted By:
>>2792594 hmm alright lad, guess thats good enough. gonna go kill me a fockin dragon with me lad orky
>>2792561 Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:48:55 No. 2792611 Report >>2792584 HOWZ YOU LIKE DEZ TENDIZ?
(roll to attack)
>>2792595 CRABBIE HUMIE NOOOOO
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 100G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 100G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:49:51 No. 2792626 Report >>2792595 poor fella. least the kont left us some coin
>>2792611 we gonna split it 50% each?
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:40 MP:30) ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:49:59 No. 2792629 Report >>2792584 I'm sorry friend but it appears as though we must fight/ -draws sword and slices-
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:50:41 No. 2792637 Report Quoted By:
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:50:57 No. 2792639 Report Quoted By:
>>2792626 AYE LAD AND START SWINGING AT THIS TING
Queen witch
Quoted By:
>>2792629 You start with 70hp and you don't need to worry about mp you are not a magic class
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:51:40 No. 2792654 Report >>2792629 fock me kont, ya got a good arm on ya. like craving through fockin butter with a hot knife
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:51:43 No. 2792656 Report Quoted By:
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:yH7mh8ZC Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:52:46 No. 2792674 Report >>2792611 >>2792626 >>2792629 I want fried KING now!
*tries to burn the weaker guard to a crisp with fire breath*
Queen witch
Quoted By:
Beast master get powered benny and attack
>>2792584 Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:53:18 No. 2792679 Report >>2792584 Roll
Swings at dragons leg trying to chop it down like a tree. +1 with the help of underlings
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 8 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:53:56 No. 2792690 Report >>2792679 HOLY SHIT 9 +1
DOUBLE DIGIT NUMBERS YOUR LEGS FOCKIN SENT FLYING FOR SURE
Queen witch
Quoted By:
>>2792674 Fails
My guards have been trained well with lots of experience
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:54:14 No. 2792697 Report GM you should overwatch this mess
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:54:23 No. 2792700 Report Quoted By:
>>2792690 update (7 rolls left with unds)
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:55:07 No. 2792709 Report Quoted By:
>>2792697 yeah we need gm here
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:55:20 No. 2792711 Report >>2792697 i am, the dragon is getting fucked up
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:55:58 No. 2792718 Report >>2792711 good to know kek
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:55:58 No. 2792719 Report wheres king azoth when you need him
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:yH7mh8ZC Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:56:29 No. 2792730 Report I am hungry!! *flies over to King Bruce and tries to claw him*
Royal Guard Edric (HP:70 MP:30)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:70 MP:30) ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:56:48 No. 2792735 Report >>2792654 -winks- my adept sword skills are the results of year of practice barbarian.
>>2792674 -runs sword in a wide arc hoping to cleave off the beasts tail-
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:57:26 No. 2792741 Report >>2792718 oi lad, ya fockin see me chop this konts leg off. Cunt aint goin nowhere AHAHAHA
>>2792674 Gonna turn you into a nice roast ya fockin lil kont
Queen witch
>>2792719 He took a vacation also want a drink
*hands red wine*
>>2792730 I am the only king here and it's queen
>>2792735 Your doing good
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:58:27 No. 2792753 Report Quoted By:
>>2792735 Good on ya lad, guess we all have our ways aye? mines just from killing cunts for a bit of coin aye
>>2792679 >>2792690 Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:58:27 No. 2792754 Report >>2792741 AYE LAD IMMA TAKE HIS EAD AND PUT IT ON MY BOAT
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:59:25 No. 2792769 Report >>2792730 HAHAHA YA WEAK LIL KONT THIN YA CAN FOCK WITH ME AYE
Swings axe into the dragons mouth trying to break the cunts teeth. +1 roll with help of underlings
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:59:27 No. 2792771 Report >>2792754 (roll to behead him)
Queen witch
Quoted By:
>>2792754 Good thing it's not a hydra
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 7 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 22:59:49 No. 2792778 Report Quoted By:
>>2792769 FUCKING 9 +1 = 10 CUNTS FACE IS FUCKED
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:00:20 No. 2792784 Report Quoted By:
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:00:29 No. 2792787 Report Quoted By:
update 6 rolls left
Royal Guard Edric (HP:70 MP:30)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:70 MP:30) ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:00:58 No. 2792796 Report Quoted By:
>>2792730 -attempts to hop ontu dragons back for back slashes-
Queen witch
Ok stop fucking up the dragon Dragon do you agree to fuck off if you do you get to live if no then I will just freeze you and make you my statue
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:01:55 No. 2792811 Report Quoted By:
>>2792797 The dragon is missing a leg and has no teeth, probably missing its jaw after my 9 +1 hit
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:02:07 No. 2792813 Report dragon has like 5 health left lol
>>2792741 you're actually at 65 hp, you got a 0 trying to perform an action
>>2792747 put your fucking health in your name
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 70HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:02:12 No. 2792814 Report >>2792797 Don't know if a statue like that can stand kek
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:03:23 No. 2792838 Report >>2792813 (thought I updated hp earlier sorry about that let me fix it 1 sec
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 6 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:04:07 No. 2792851 Report Quoted By:
>>2792797 Let me kill the fuckin thing
Queen witch 70hp 70mp
>>2792813 I though I would just put it While in combat
>>2792814 Well if not I can always use its heart for rituals
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:04:16 No. 2792853 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
-Goes for a devastating fall slash to cut the dragon in two-
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:06:04 No. 2792877 Report >>2792730 Swings axe at the dragons neck trying to cut off its head
+ 1 with unds
(update now 5 rolls left with unds
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:06:43 No. 2792882 Report Quoted By:
>>2792877 7 + 1 = 8
Have I killed the dragon GM?
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:06:54 No. 2792887 Report Take dragons head for ship decoration (roll)
Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:07:09 No. 2792890 Report >>2792864 That was me. Did I kill it OP?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:07:20 No. 2792894 Report >>2792852 no.
alway use. also i dont think youre the queen anymore..you rolled trips like a week ago. someone else should have the chance
>>2792877 -15
he ded
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:07:29 No. 2792896 Report >>2792890 (you got a 4 need a 5 for sucess )
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:07:46 No. 2792900 Report Quoted By:
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:yH7mh8ZC Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:07:53 No. 2792904 Report >>2792769 R-retreat!!
*flies away butthurt*
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:08:01 No. 2792907 Report >>2792894 hp keeps revert due to old name let me fix again
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:08:30 No. 2792912 Report Quoted By:
>>2792907 wait all good
>>2792904 cunt you have no head
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:08:52 No. 2792919 Report >>2792896 FOrgot my +1 from the 9.
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:i467vnsA Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:08:56 No. 2792921 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:09:32 No. 2792934 Report Quoted By:
>>2792904 >dead >still rolls a fail lol. you can reroll and start a new life or gtfo. but the dragon is slain
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g ID:xKFFfeMz Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:09:42 No. 2792938 Report The dragon is dead as fuck by now
>>2792864 Good job now continue to the crypt you will get your reward for the dragon later
>>2792887 As promised you will get the ship it's at the docks
>>2792894 True but I will stay as queen till a new heir is found or witty orphan comes back
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:10:21 No. 2792952 Report Quoted By:
>>2792919 (shit my attacks would have been stronger ealier if I remembered that, got two 9s in a row)
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:10:50 No. 2792963 Report OYY LAD LETZ GWT SOME GROG AND THE LADZ AND CHRISTEN THE SHIP AYE?
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:10:59 No. 2792967 Report >>2792938 What do I get for killing this thing, a cool title or some shit?
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:11:42 No. 2792978 Report >>2792967 WE GOT A SHIP LAD
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:11:47 No. 2792981 Report Quoted By:
>>2792963 Sounds like a right smart idea lad
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:12:07 No. 2792986 Report >>2792978 aww fockin sweet as, what are we gonna name it?
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g ID:xKFFfeMz Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:12:20 No. 2792990 Report >>2792967 A new axe from me
*hands axe with a wolf insignia on it*
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:12:38 No. 2792998 Report >>2792967 legend has it that nomming on dragon dick gives one the ability to breathe fire..
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:13:22 No. 2793007 Report Quoted By:
>>2792986 WE GON NAME IT THE SNIPPER FOR THE HUMIE SNIPER REST HIS SOUL
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:14:01 No. 2793021 Report >>2792990 >getting a -5 for something dumb like this i hate to do this but rules are rules
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:15:17 No. 2793038 Report >>2792998 Roll to eat dragon cock for powers. +1 with the help of my unds to prepare the meal and +1 from my last 9 roll
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g ID:xKFFfeMz Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:15:28 No. 2793040 Report >>2793021 *axe falls on foot*
Fuck me atleast none of my toes were chopped off
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 148G ID:NtB/Coew Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:15:47 No. 2793050 Report OI GITZ DIZ LAD GOTTA COUNCE I WILL SEE YA NEXT BREAD
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:16:18 No. 2793057 Report >>2792998 Roll to eat dragon cock for powers. +1 with the help of my unds to prepare the meal and +1
>>2792990 does this axe give me any boosts GM?
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 5 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:17:01 No. 2793068 Report >>2793057 already ate dragon cock disregard roll here
see
>>2793038 a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:17:26 No. 2793073 Report >>2793038 guess you can breathe fire now
fucking sicko
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:17:29 No. 2793075 Report Quoted By:
>>2793068 update 4 unds rolls
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g
Queen witch 70hp 70mp 480g ID:xKFFfeMz Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:17:39 No. 2793077 Report >>2793050 Goodbye captain comme tommorow or next weekend
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:17:55 No. 2793078 Report >>2793073 does the fire breathing give me any plus also does the axe give me any plus?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:18:00 No. 2793079 Report Queen witch 65hp 70mp 480g
Queen witch 65hp 70mp 480g ID:xKFFfeMz Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:18:14 No. 2793082 Report Quoted By:
>>2793077 Shit forgot ho update
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:18:32 No. 2793085 Report Quoted By:
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:19:00 No. 2793090 Report >>2793040 My queen may I have a flowing white cloak to wear over my armor? -starts to harvest dragon scales for armor-
Queen witch
Well I gtg gameaster is next thread tommorow or next weekend?
Queen witch
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon
Bigboi the Fatfuck Dragon ID:i467vnsA Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:20:12 No. 2793111 Report im back
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:20:15 No. 2793114 Report >>2793078 >>2793079 GM do I get any + with my new abilities and the axe the queen gave
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>2793111 uWu, what is this? trips?!
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:22:43 No. 2793155 Report >>2793078 well you can breathe dragonfire, pretty neat new method of attacking. must be cool not just having to stab everything
also he didn't give you the axe, it was a 0
>>2793095 i dunno lol whenever i or another anon feels like making one
>>2793111 that's a pretty interesting roll.
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:23:09 No. 2793164 Report >>2793111 How do u think you could ever beat an ACE like me dragon//. However I do suggest we move on as equals on an adventure while my queen is gone.
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:25:01 No. 2793194 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:25:13 No. 2793197 Report >>2793114 chill Bruce it takes a second to think of what shit should do
>>2793164 dragon is dead
he's a time wizard and also the king now
sure would be too bad if his rule were to be rebelled....
Anonymous
>>2793155 am I resurrected royalty now, GM? am I.. a pretender king?!
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:26:34 No. 2793218 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>2793164 silence you, I might be your new king
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:27:38 No. 2793236 Report >>2793200 I might serve you, if you can persuade me with some good shit
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Royal Guard Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:28:57 No. 2793255 Report >>2793197 I CALL FOR A MILITARY UPRISING MY COMRADES. FUHRER EDRIC DEMANDS THIS
Anonymous
>>2793236 tbqh the realm can’t have two kings, I think we’re supposed to kill each other
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:30:24 No. 2793277 Report Quoted By:
>>2793258 I'm not a true king, just leader of the barbarians
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:30:44 No. 2793279 Report >>2793255 you succeed in riling up the townfolk are promptly thrown in jail.
you must roll a 9 to escape
>>2793258 his is just a title
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:31:40 No. 2793294 Report >>2793258 so mate can ya offer me anything?
Ace Prisoner Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Prisoner Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:33:39 No. 2793316 Report >>2793279 Fuck. Roll. Meanwhile preaching my glorious pure cause to other prisoners. I'm on a strict purge the orcs agenda.
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:34:35 No. 2793329 Report Quoted By:
>>2793316 although you fail in escaping, you begin to gather a somewhat small following within the jail (+1,3 turns)
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:35:18 No. 2793340 Report >>2793316 if the kind doesn't offer me anything decent enough I'll help you
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:35:35 No. 2793347 Report Quoted By:
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:36:56 No. 2793363 Report >>2793340 any direct rebellion will result in you being stuck in jail as well, friend
Anonymous
>>2793294 I will grant you a duchy, for your ferocity against the dragon of the past (aka me) so you will be my duke and thus you will become another royal.
I will also give you official autonomy over your lands. In return, you must swear homage to me and protect the greater realm that is mine.
Sound fair?
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:37:32 No. 2793376 Report Quoted By:
>>2793363 I can breathe dragonfire, I'll melt the fockin bars and walk out
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:38:05 No. 2793387 Report Quoted By:
>>2793372 Fuckin yes. I follow you my king
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 4 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:39:37 No. 2793408 Report Roll to convince people that the king is the rightful ruler and rally support for him. +1 with help of unds to spread message
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Bruce The Barbarian King (Human)(breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:40:27 No. 2793420 Report >>2793408 8 + 1 = 9
(update 3 unds moves left
Ace Prisoner Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Prisoner Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:40:36 No. 2793422 Report >>2793363 -attempt to pick the lock with my cohorts- these cowards and knaves no not what the true power of an ACE IS//
Duke Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Duke Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:41:46 No. 2793444 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:43:14 No. 2793461 Report >>2793408 the kingdom is flourishing! all the propaganda is really motivating the common folk. +3 to everyone's rolls for 15 minutes
>>2793422 nothin
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:43:54 No. 2793473 Report >>2793444 a new king has arisen! hail!
Duke Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Duke Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:44:55 No. 2793492 Report >>2793461 Gather and train new recruits for the royal army. 1+ from unds helping to train the trops +3 from kingdom
Duke Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Duke Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:45:48 No. 2793503 Report >>2793473 wait im just next in line since im the second to get trips. Im a prince
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 3 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:46:33 No. 2793515 Report Quoted By:
title update
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:47:10 No. 2793522 Report Quoted By:
>>2793492 2 unds move left
Ace Prisoner Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Prisoner Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:47:20 No. 2793526 Report >>2793461 AN ACE SHOULDNT HAVE TO GROVEL LIKE THIS -hacks at bars desperately-
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:47:30 No. 2793528 Report Quoted By:
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:48:49 No. 2793543 Report Quoted By:
>>2793526 visits Ace. "Hahaha ye lil pooftah, could have just gone with the flow Aye? could have had ye own lands and been livin it up like me. But ya had to be a dumb kont didn't ya. Lil weak fock"
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:49:02 No. 2793545 Report >>2793492 w e w
using your power as king you reform the kingdom into a powerfulmilitary state. any attack you deal will do double damage
>>2793503 ehh, i did not like that rule. king is king until next trips. he can do whatever he wants. it is meant to be fun but not permanent(which it was before lol)
>>2793526 6+3
youre free to go
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:50:11 No. 2793558 Report Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:51:26 No. 2793570 Report Quoted By:
>>2793558 HAHA. WE SHALL SEE WHERE THE POWER WILL LIE SOON. -this ace ventured towards the nearest dungeon-
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 2 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:51:38 No. 2793572 Report >>2793526 Return to my quarters and have my court wizard strengthen my health with magic me up. +3 from kingdom 1+ unds
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
Prince Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:52:28 No. 2793584 Report >>2793572 2 + 3 + 1 = 6
Update 1 und move left
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:53:32 No. 2793596 Report >>2793572 +10 max hp until your kingship ends
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:53:43 No. 2793599 Report Quoted By:
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:54:25 No. 2793607 Report >>2793545 Setting up something for me to fight God. This ace needs to let up some pent frustration.
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:54:28 No. 2793608 Report >>2793596 is my hp restored to full, do I have 80hp now?
Emperor
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:55:53 No. 2793627 Report >>2793607 wat
>>2793608 unfortunately abnormally effective regeneration is not a perk of kingship, no
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:56:47 No. 2793636 Report To think I use to be some poor kont fighting skeletons with a few lads. Just wish those fellas could have lived long enough to see this day Roll put a bounty on Edrics head, if anyone brings it to me they get 25% of the kingdoms gold stockpile. 3+ from kingdom 1+ from unds
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:57:21 No. 2793643 Report Quoted By:
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:57:23 No. 2793644 Report >>2793627 IM entering a dungeon. Throw some encounters my way.
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:57:26 No. 2793645 Report Quoted By:
>>2793619 your roll made me post the full image because there's stuff at the bottom that's useful. just ignore the info on how damage and stuff works
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire)(1+ underlings 1 rolls left) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:58:04 No. 2793658 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:58:58 No. 2793669 Report Quoted By:
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sat 04 Nov 2017 23:59:39 No. 2793678 Report Quoted By:
>>2793545 >using your power as king you reform the kingdom into a powerfulmilitary state. any attack you deal will do double damage Updating
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:00:52 No. 2793694 Report >>2793636 bounty duly noted
>>2793644 hmm
lets go with the whole "two separate paths" lie before you gimmick. from down one, you hear soft groans and "onichan~~~" echoing down the chambers
from the other you hear what is unmistakably a giant monster masturbating
what do you do?
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:01:56 No. 2793707 Report >>2793694 IM TAKING THE ONIICHAN PATH
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:03:52 No. 2793733 Report >>2793707 you walk down the path. in the room at the end of it you find a massive demon, with a penis made from a lewd anime girl
upon spotting you, it immediately ceases moaning and lunges directory for your throat, drool dripping from it's blood stained teeth
what do you do?
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:04:07 No. 2793736 Report roll have my doctors patch me up/heal. +3 from kingdom
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:04:43 No. 2793749 Report Quoted By:
>>2793733 fucking knew it was gonna be a trap kek my sides
Anonymous
wait wait, what happened to me?
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:05:23 No. 2793762 Report Quoted By:
>>2793736 you don't really need to roll for stuff like that, since it is all readily avaliable to the king. hp fully restored (80/80)
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:05:37 No. 2793767 Report >>2793733 -attempts to dodge and in turn cut off its anime girl dick-
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:05:38 No. 2793768 Report >>2793757 I got trips and you lost your throne
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 65HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:06:23 No. 2793782 Report Quoted By:
>>2793757 I got trips and you lost your kingdom to me, you've just been cucked
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:06:56 No. 2793795 Report Quoted By:
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:07:30 No. 2793805 Report >>2793757 someone else got trips
at least youre still a time wizard tho
>>2793767 you succeed in dodging the beasts attack as well as removing it's anime
the beast, now infuriated thrashes about in a rage of deadly sharp teeth and claws
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:08:55 No. 2793823 Report >>2793757 ayy I can give ya a duchy with full autonomy so long as you support me. also theres a bounty on edric, if you kill him you get 25% of the kingdoms gold stockpile
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:10:15 No. 2793842 Report >>2793805 -closes the distance riskilly attempting to slice open its stomach- THIS ACE WONT FALL LIKE THIS
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:12:09 No. 2793866 Report >>2793842 >2 kek L O N G L I V E T H E K I NG
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:12:26 No. 2793872 Report >>2793842 you fail and get a nice cut. -10 hp
the animemonster still looks eager for your blood, although it has retreated to the other side of the room and appears to be attempting to reattach it's dick
what do?
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:13:21 No. 2793884 Report Quoted By:
>>2793872 >attempting to reattach it's dick fucking kek what a mental image
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:14:10 No. 2793896 Report >>2793866 Roll send 50 well trained soldiers to find and kill Edric
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Usurper Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:15:54 No. 2793916 Report >>2793872 -attempts to tap into my hidden monk teachings and use the demon sealing wave on the monster(mafuba)- YOU WILL BE MY BITCH DEMON
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:16:50 No. 2793930 Report Quoted By:
>>2793916 >>2793916 Ace "Dickless Demon Slayer" Edric
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:18:48 No. 2793952 Report >>2793896 the search parties scour the land for the rogue. a small party of 2 particularly dull knights manage to find the dungeon he has stumbled into
>>2793916 you successfully seal the demon. it is now subdued by your will, though the bond is as of yet unstable(+5 to damage, -5 to roll)
you are being pursued by the kings best
what do you do?
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:21:48 No. 2793994 Report >>2793952 -venture deeper into dungeon hoping to lose them- OP the way the mafuba works I can release the demon at any time. The sealing vessel in this case isn't my body. Am I basically part demon now?
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:22:16 No. 2794003 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:24:27 No. 2794034 Report >>2794003 Roll to spread anti-edric propaganda about
Anonymous
back on another IP address ok so im still time wizerd right?
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:24:57 No. 2794049 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:25:14 No. 2794053 Report Quoted By:
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:27:52 No. 2794076 Report >>2793994 well, there was not anything mentioned about what you sealed it into so yeah it is in your body
you could unseal it but that doesn't fully solve your animemonster problem
anyways your roll fails.
the kings men catch up to you, one brandishing his sword still in the scabbard, the other appearing to have accidentally stabbed himself at some point, as his leg is bleeding and his sword is missing
what do?
>>2794049 your campaign about the rogue is extremely successful! none of the common folk are brave enough to venture out and attempt to claim the bounty, however.
don't forget your +3 for 5 turns
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric (HP:60) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:29:45 No. 2794095 Report >>2794076 -tap into my demon essence brandishing my sword and attacking the injured one wildly-
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:29:53 No. 2794100 Report >>2794041 yes
see
>>2793823 Kill edric and become rich af
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:31:02 No. 2794120 Report >>2794095 5-5=0
-5 hp
>>2794100 dub 0s =0×2=-10 hp
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:32:08 No. 2794136 Report Quoted By:
>>2794095 oh, and one of the kings best soliders punches you for 5 damage, so -10 for you as well
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:32:20 No. 2794141 Report >>2794120 does it count if it wasnt a roll?
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 55) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 55) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:33:44 No. 2794160 Report >>2794120 Now gentleman let's all act civil. If u don't I might just unseal this demon inside me and he will kill all of us.
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:36:33 No. 2794184 Report Quoted By:
>>2794141 oh shit sorry i misunderstood this post. you were giving instructions not taking action. no that doesn't count
>>2794160 they remain unafraid as the demon inside you appears more interested in killing you than helping you
0=-5-5=10-5 damage from soliders =15
Anonymous
what role does 00 dubs get me?
>>2794200 a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:38:00 No. 2794202 Report >>2794160 wait this wasn't a roll either sorry lol
you still lose 5 hp from the beat down tho
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:38:44 No. 2794213 Report Quoted By:
>>2794200 that's -10 hp so great job i guess
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:40:36 No. 2794238 Report >>2794202 -release the demon-
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:41:41 No. 2794250 Report Quoted By:
>>2794200 just reroll for a new role
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:42:31 No. 2794261 Report Quoted By:
>>2794200 You could be death the character? Totally omniscient. Or your choice minus king.
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:43:13 No. 2794271 Report >>2794238 the beast is released! it quickly slaughters bruce's men and absorbs their life force, then turns it's eyes on you. what do you do?
>>2794200 oh yeah there isn't one for this. well what do you want to be?
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace "Dickless-Demon Sealed" Edric(HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:45:18 No. 2794297 Report >>2794271 -attempts to soothe demon and console it to my side- -gently rubs anime girl dick while doing this- we were one once old friend... be an ACE WITH ME (it's only gay if the balls touch guys)
Anonymous
>>2794271 Can i be shovel knight since 00 is unlisted?
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:47:13 No. 2794322 Report >>2794271 roll for the greatest warrior in the kingdom to be found so I can send them to kill Edric
+3
4 rolls 3+s left
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:48:23 No. 2794330 Report >>2794322 reroll (includes the same +3 I think)
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:48:40 No. 2794332 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:49:47 No. 2794348 Report >>2794297 you succeed in soothing the monster, though it is now extremely aroused
a strong scent of musk has filled the room, and it's hand has firmly grasped your genitals, it's claws digging into your scrotum
what do you do?
>>2794302 i dont see why not
>>2794322 a great warrior arises from among the masses in your kingdom, and once again another hunt for the rebel begins
>>2794330 it was a success the first time so I'll just ignore this
Ace Edric (HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Edric (HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:50:05 No. 2794353 Report >>2794322 Why u gotta be so mean man//
Ace Edric (HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Edric (HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:51:23 No. 2794368 Report >>2794348 -moans- assuming a trap like feminine pose to encourage the demon-
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:52:28 No. 2794384 Report >>2794353 You already tried to start a rebellion against one king, its a risk keeping you alive. Also you escaped prison without serving your sentence
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:53:11 No. 2794396 Report >>2794368 the demon puts it's dick deep into your ass. you are overwhelmed with a feeling of bliss, as well as a feeling that you are getting weaker(-2 to rolls, -2 hp/turn till its dick gets out)
Shovel Knight
>>2794348 Fuck yeah! Alright I dig for gold
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:53:55 No. 2794407 Report Quoted By:
>>2794396 kek. hope he fails to get it out and it breaks off it inside and he slowly dies
Ace Edric (HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Edric (HP 45) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:54:59 No. 2794424 Report >>2794384 It's not like I'm actively pursuing you lol. I'm literally just adventuring rn
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:55:11 No. 2794430 Report Quoted By:
>>2794398 you start with 100G, 70HP, and 70MP
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:55:47 No. 2794440 Report Quoted By:
>>2794398 you find some gold. +5 gp
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:56:17 No. 2794449 Report Quoted By:
>>2794424 You are a risk. Return to jail and I will see fit to give you fair and just trial
Ace Edric (HP 43) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Edric (HP 43) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:56:53 No. 2794454 Report >>2794396 -accepts the demon cock hoping it grants me untold power- (I'm literally having a anime girl shaped cock shoved up me in some sort of reverse vore scenario.
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:57:28 No. 2794462 Report Quoted By:
>>2794454 i guess i can admire you for not going out in some cell
The Time Traveling Wiz
id like to go back in time to an earlier period where men’s ancestors are rats (10 hp per player except me) and prehistoric reptiles are still living alakazam!
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 00:58:23 No. 2794476 Report Quoted By:
>>2794424 >I'm literally just adventuring rn >>2794454 >(I'm literally having a anime girl shaped cock shoved up me in some sort of reverse vore scenario That's one hell of an adventure
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:00:08 No. 2794502 Report >>2794454 the best thrusts it's cock deeper into your ass
you feel your ass widen as it apparently knots you(-5 roll,-5hp/turn)
>>2794475 you manage to successfully teleport yourself back in time. you are promptly stepped on by a dinosaur. -20hp
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:02:02 No. 2794528 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:04:02 No. 2794562 Report >>2794528 looking like youre gonna be the last man standing sire. how does it feel watching all of your subjects die in various horrible ways?
Ace Edric (HP 38) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Edric (HP 38) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:04:02 No. 2794563 Report >>2794502 -tries to slowly pull away from the demon-
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2794502 i manage to find the King’s rat relative scurrying past me and I try to kill it in the past era so King Bruce doesn’t exist
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:04:53 No. 2794574 Report >>2794563 the demon remains firmly locked onto you. it's humping has become more enthusiastic
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:05:29 No. 2794582 Report Quoted By:
>>2794573 your detective skills are insufficient
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 4R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:05:32 No. 2794584 Report Ace Edric (HP 33 !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Edric (HP 33 !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:07:26 No. 2794606 Report >>2794574 AN ACE NEEDS TO BE RESOURCEFULL -ATTEMPTS TO CUT ITS THROAT IN ITS ENTHUSIASM-
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 2R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 2R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:08:19 No. 2794617 Report >>2794584 Roll as a show of strength I build a 90 meter tall statue of myself in the heart of the kingdoms capital city
+3
(updated 2Rs left)
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 2R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 2R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:10:36 No. 2794641 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:11:01 No. 2794648 Report >>2794606 you manage to cut the beasts throat, however it still blows a hot demonic load into your somewhat willing boipucci. -15 hp
>>2794617 you successfully force your subjects into building the statue. however, they grow tired of your tyrannical behavior and begin to protest. -4 roll, -×2 damage bonus
Ace Edric (HP 18) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Edric (HP 18) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:12:23 No. 2794666 Report >>2794648 Decides to leave dungeon. Hopes to find a healer in a nearby village.
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:13:02 No. 2794675 Report >>2794648 Roll to regain support of subjects
+3 -4 = 1
(1R left)
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:13:36 No. 2794680 Report Ace Demon Emperor Edric (HP 18) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Demon Emperor Edric (HP 18) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:14:18 No. 2794690 Report >>2794666 OH SHIT AM I THE DEMON EMPEROR NOW
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R) (x2 attack)(breathes dragonfire) 80HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:14:19 No. 2794691 Report Anonymous
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:15:04 No. 2794704 Report >>2794666 you leave the dungeon and find a village. they refuse to treat you due to your outlaw status, however you feel a strange power originating from your anus. it is dark yet hot and powerful (+4 roll, +2dmg, +5hp/turn)
>>2794680 -5
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R)(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(+3 1R)(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:16:03 No. 2794722 Report Quoted By:
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:16:48 No. 2794732 Report Roll to gain support of subjects +3 -4 = -1 (0R left)
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:17:07 No. 2794736 Report Quoted By:
Ace Demon Emperor Edric (HP 18) !qxp/p5UW62
Ace Demon Emperor Edric (HP 18) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:17:43 No. 2794747 Report Quoted By:
>>2794704 OP I demand demon emperor status for my satanic trips there.
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:18:43 No. 2794767 Report >>2794666 Am I no longer king?
Or are we gonna have a sick war?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:19:10 No. 2794773 Report >>2794690 you got satanic trips and just got your ass pounded by a demon. you are not king. rather you have now been transformed into a powerful creature of Darkness
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:19:44 No. 2794779 Report >>2794773 what happened to that great warrior I sent?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:20:56 No. 2794794 Report >>2794767 yes
probably
>>2794779 he showed up
you then got distracted building a giant statue
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 28) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 28) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:21:53 No. 2794808 Report >>2794773 Roll to gather a cult to follow me in the surrounding villages.
Shovel Knight (100G, 70HP, 70MP, 5gp)
Shovel Knight (100G, 70HP, 70MP, 5gp) ID:zcIEu7I6 Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:21:57 No. 2794810 Report Alright, im going to fig for more gold
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:22:30 No. 2794819 Report >>2794773 oh fuck
so theres a demon king now?
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:22:58 No. 2794830 Report >>2794794 >>2794808 I'm fucked
How long does my -4 last?
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:23:58 No. 2794841 Report >>2794819 I'm gonna need your help killing this fucking thing. My subjects hate me because I forced them to build a 90m statue of me
>>2794641 You've gotta kill that thing fast
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:24:11 No. 2794842 Report >>2794808 you are extremely successful! those that had grown weary of the kings ways flock to you, as well as followers of dark magics attracted by your unholy presence
>>2794810 you smash your foot with a shovel, -5 hp
>>2794830 till you roll a 9 to regain the respect of your follower
dont give up!
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:24:29 No. 2794847 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:24:45 No. 2794853 Report >>2794842 Roll to regain respect
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:25:17 No. 2794859 Report >>2794808 +1 to your roll from followers btw
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:25:26 No. 2794861 Report >>2794853 Fuuuuuuuuck
>>2794847 Demon king
The Time Traveling Wiz
I build an indestructible stone tower next to where the Kingdom is supposed to be using all of my magicks and it is supposed to have 7 doors upon a staircase all the way to the tip top where I will live. Nobody can pass through these doors unless you know the password or bash them through (all have 200 hitpoints except the last one which has 500) I also lock myself in it.
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:26:23 No. 2794876 Report >>2794842 Attempts to gather an army to serve me. I cut myself distributing my blood to my followers to strengthen them
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:26:31 No. 2794879 Report Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:26:38 No. 2794880 Report >>2794861 are you even fighting it right now?
The Time Traveling Wiz
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:27:00 No. 2794886 Report Quoted By:
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:28:32 No. 2794907 Report Quoted By:
>>2794880 Not yet, originally he tried to rebel against the wizard king and go thrown in jail, later I become king and he escaped. Been hunting him for ages, hes got a massive bounty on his head 25% of the kingdoms gold stockpile, yet he still lives. Now the fuckers is a demon and I think he might want to kill me for sending so many people after him
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:29:21 No. 2794922 Report wait are there such things as level ups now?
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:29:39 No. 2794927 Report >>2794879 Ya boi is respected again
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:30:32 No. 2794934 Report >>2794922 beats me I'd be a pretty decent level. killed a dragon and ate its cock, so now I can breathe fire
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:30:57 No. 2794941 Report Quoted By:
>>2794859 hey, i noticed that the original post didnt have any rules about level ups, so is there such thing as level ups in this thread from now on?
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:31:20 No. 2794948 Report >>2794927 Bruce give me half the kingdom and I'll back off and maybe forget all your threats.
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy LV2 (75HP/75HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:31:53 No. 2794957 Report >>2794934 >killed a dragon and ate its cock thats really gay
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:32:02 No. 2794961 Report >>2794885 Do you have food in there?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:32:58 No. 2794972 Report >>2794876 you succeed and your followers loyalty is increased
+3 damage, -10 max hp
>>2794879 you manage to pacify the citizens once again. however much damage has been done to the kingdom. it will take some time to rebuild(-1 roll)
>>2794922 no. not really keeping track of item bonuses either. mostly just assigning bonuses as i see fit depending on their actions
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:33:11 No. 2794976 Report >>2794957 I aint gay but breathing fire is breathing fire.
>>2794948 I'm considering it
give me some time to think it over
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:33:50 No. 2794988 Report >>2794976 Roll try and regain my attack bonus
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:34:29 No. 2794997 Report Quoted By:
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2794961 no need, magicks sustain me
speaking of which I will now throw lightning bolts at everyone who became “king” because im pissed that my throne was taken away TWICE
im the true king, bow down to me
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:35:08 No. 2795009 Report Quoted By:
>>2794988 you manage to somewhat reform your military, though your citizens are still rather unhappy (-1 roll, +1 damage
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 75HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:36:02 No. 2795028 Report Quoted By:
>>2795007 >im the true king, bow down to me Yeah, king of NEET tower
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:36:05 No. 2795029 Report >>2795007 you zap both the human king and the demonic overlord for -7 hp. they're probably not gonna like that too much
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:36:09 No. 2795031 Report >>2794972 alright so i guess i have 70 HP then
and i guess my magic gauntlet that the witch gave me is now useless?
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:36:15 No. 2795034 Report >>2794976 Marches my demon blood fueled army to gates of the capitol/. LETS TALK BRUCE. OR WILL YOU AND YOUR MEN FALL TO THIS ACE ARMY!!!
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:37:51 No. 2795066 Report >>2795031 errr
i guess you can keep it. everyone left forgot about items and gold hours ago anyways. you have a +1 bonus to rolls
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 68HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 68HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:38:42 No. 2795080 Report >>2795034 see
>>2795029 I stand upon the walls. Alright lets talk.
Also roll to get my court wizard to strengthen my attacks
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:38:58 No. 2795082 Report this thread is gonna 404 soon, should i make another?
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 68HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 68HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:39:01 No. 2795084 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:39:21 No. 2795092 Report Quoted By:
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 68HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 68HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:39:20 No. 2795093 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:39:50 No. 2795098 Report Quoted By:
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:40:02 No. 2795101 Report >>2795066 yay
also
since i am a beast tamer, if i decide to combo attack with one of my companion beasts, say, Benny the firedrake, does that mean that along with my own attack the firedrake attacks too?
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 32) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:40:30 No. 2795112 Report >>2795080 The neet is annoying//. Let's take him out together. I'll fly us to the top of the tower with my leathery bat wings.
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2795082 ok but don’t forget about my indestructible NEET tower
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:41:44 No. 2795140 Report >>2795112 I agree, lets kill this cuck.
roll to raise army
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:42:10 No. 2795152 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:42:29 No. 2795157 Report Quoted By:
>>2795152 oh for fuck sake
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:44:42 No. 2795192 Report Quoted By:
new thread?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:45:11 No. 2795197 Report >>2795093 alright. will when dead
>>2795101 yeah sure, so just consider your current bonuses +1 roll and +1 damage
>>2795116 nothing is indestructible but k lol
>>2795140 -5
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:46:47 No. 2795218 Report >>2795197 roll to raise army
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 40) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:47:01 No. 2795225 Report >>2795197 -grabs Bruce and flies us up the tower- LETS KILL US SOME NEET WIZARDS
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:47:06 No. 2795228 Report Quoted By:
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:47:51 No. 2795241 Report Quoted By:
>>2795225 Lets fockin kill this bloody cuck. reminds me of that time we killed that fat fuck dragon
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2795197 set booby traps in each of the seven floors, while I retreat downwards to the last floor, I lock all doors behind me
top tower door is 500 hp, rest is 200
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:49:31 No. 2795264 Report >>2795197 so is that a plus 2 in combat?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:49:33 No. 2795265 Report >>2795218 your army of soliders huddle around the tower. alas, they do not have wings and are unable to proceed much further
>>2795225 the two powerhouses fly to the top of NEET tower and confront the time wizard
The Time Traveling Wiz
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:50:04 No. 2795278 Report >>2795260 Send my army
>>2795218 to attack lower falls
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:50:48 No. 2795287 Report Quoted By:
>>2795278 to attack the bottom of the tower*
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:51:13 No. 2795296 Report >>2795278 dont worry ill be there to help you in battle soon
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:52:33 No. 2795319 Report Quoted By:
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:52:37 No. 2795320 Report >>2795265 Rolls to block of wizards escape trapping him between the two of us.
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:54:05 No. 2795340 Report >>2795260 my nigga non human objects do not have a hp bar. if they say "smash down door" and get a 5+ ur door is gonna get rekt. would focus on defending yourself
-5 btw
>>2795264 no. rolling for action recieves +1, attacking gets +1
>>2795278 your soliders begin attacking the bottom of the tower, smashing through the door and trashing the bottom floor
>>2795320 alas, you fail
also i am editing your roll bonus from +5 to +4, rolling 0 should not make your action occur
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2795265 go to the middle floor and set a big booby trap there, devastate armies with fireballs thru window slit
camp in middle floor
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:56:00 No. 2795360 Report >>2795340 Roll Order army to continue advance through the tower, and taking anything that looks valuable
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:56:20 No. 2795364 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:56:31 No. 2795367 Report >>2795354 youre about to get raped really, really hard
>>2795360 -5 hp
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:57:26 No. 2795375 Report >>2795340 Rolls to smash first door with my sword enhanced by my demonic aura.
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:57:39 No. 2795379 Report Roll assist demon king in whatever roll they make next
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:58:18 No. 2795393 Report >>2795340 wuht
but my action would be attacking though
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 01:58:18 No. 2795394 Report >>2795367 >>2795364 cant my reroll count?
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2795367 teleport myself away from tower
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:00:05 No. 2795415 Report >>2795399 so
>>2795375 want to make an alliance? we could convert the now empty wizard tower into a shared building between our two factions
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:00:12 No. 2795417 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:02:00 No. 2795437 Report >>2795415 >>2795417 we hall form an alliance and hunt this fucker down. use both or man power
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:02:33 No. 2795445 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:02:54 No. 2795447 Report >>2795375 >>2795379 the demon strikes the door with such force that sections of the tower begin crumbling away. the entire structure sways in the wind, threatening to collapse at the slightest provaction
>>2795393 yeah but like this
you rolled three therefore your action will not succeed
however if you had a +2 roll bonus, and no attack bonus you could roll to attack and be successful but only do 3 damage. you understand?
>>2795394 that's a 4 and youre still at -1 roll, you tell me?
>>2795399 you teleportyourself away with such enthusiasm that the extra magic energy causes the tower to collapse. you are now 300 years in the future
The Time Traveling Wiz
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:03:47 No. 2795457 Report >>2795415 Hmmm. Eh sure but you have to drink my demon blood. I sense a dark empire in the makings.
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a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:04:14 No. 2795459 Report Quoted By:
>>2795447 effects of tower collapse are -20 hp for
>>2795445 >>2795417 also bruce's damage bonus is gone once more as most of his army was crushed
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:04:50 No. 2795469 Report Quoted By:
>>2795457 Rolls to grab Bruce and fly off from the collapsing tower.
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:04:55 No. 2795473 Report >>2795447 alright i think i understand now:
so for wanting to attack i have to roll to make the attack go through (rolling over 3) and then roll for damage, correct?
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:05:46 No. 2795484 Report Quoted By:
>>2795473 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im sorry if im asking too many questions
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:06:03 No. 2795488 Report >>2795447 >1-3 = fail 4 - 1 = 3
so why do I have to lose 5hp if its not a 0?
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:06:54 No. 2795500 Report >>2795457 Drink demon blood
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:07:12 No. 2795503 Report Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:08:07 No. 2795513 Report >>2795503 I mean those were dubs so that should help.
Anonymous
>>2795500 WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:08:42 No. 2795705 Report >>2795473 your roll and your attack damage are the same. they are just affected by different bonuses
also minimum successful roll is 5
>>2795488 wat
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:08:46 No. 2795738 Report Quoted By:
>>2795703 fuck nametag fell off
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 56HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:08:54 No. 2795740 Report Quoted By:
>>2795513 00 dub is bad af
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 46HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 46HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:10:03 No. 2795758 Report Quoted By:
>>2795705 nvm
>>2795500 I'll minus 10 off for the dub 0s
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:13:32 No. 2795803 Report >>2795705 ok cool
but can bonuses depend on what kind of beast im combo attacking with?
i mean i mostly combo attack with a fucking firedrake, so a firedrake only offering a plus 1 seems kinda weird
becuz firedrakes are supposed to be strong and firebreathing n shits
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2795705 Buy a schoolbus and go back in time to the Kingdom Age, attempt to run over demonfag and barbaricuck
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:17:00 No. 2795839 Report >>2795803 hmm. i will not give you a bigger bonus for owning a pet but i will apply special bonuses to attack depending on how attack (i.e attacking with baby dragon applies burning for -1 hp for 5 turns) k?
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:17:50 No. 2795850 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:19:30 No. 2795875 Report Quoted By:
>>2795814 youre so bad lol
anyways, your teleportion spell runs out of energy, and you are send back to the original timeline
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:20:01 No. 2795883 Report >>2795839 Roll to rest in Bruce's castle and enjoy a nice glass of wine.
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:21:35 No. 2795898 Report >>2795883 you chill and get drunk with bruce,-1 roll, +1 dmg, +1 sex drive for 5 turns
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2795898 regain my mana and strength
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:25:11 No. 2795934 Report >>2795898 >+1 sex drive what in the fuck
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 46HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 46HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:26:46 No. 2795949 Report >>2795898 get my doctors to heal me roll
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:27:31 No. 2795958 Report Quoted By:
>>2795898 >>2795934 >inb4 Demonlord and Barbarian King fuck a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:27:47 No. 2795961 Report >>2795927 you rest and recover your strength
you can now run and hide like a bitch
>disdainforplebs.jpg >>2795949 full hp,+3roll /5 turns
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 49HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 49HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:29:50 No. 2795984 Report >>2795961 raise army roll
(update 3Hp+)
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:31:14 No. 2795998 Report >>2795984 you raise another army. they pray for combat and to not be crushed under rocks. +2 damage
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:32:02 No. 2796009 Report Quoted By:
>>2795984 also i meant youre fully healed. your +3 is from getting a 9
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2795961 retire from adventuring
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 52HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 52HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:32:41 No. 2796016 Report >>2795998 Roll lead army in search of the wizard
(update 3hp+)
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:33:25 No. 2796022 Report >>2795984 >>2795998 Yo Bruce get some whores up in here. Me and my demoncock are hungry for some fine pucci
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:34:06 No. 2796033 Report >>2796022 i thought you were gay though
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 55HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 55HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:35:00 No. 2796040 Report >>2796022 Roll send whores to edric
(update +3hp)
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 50) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:35:12 No. 2796043 Report Quoted By:
>>2796033 It's only gay if the balls touch man.
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:35:22 No. 2796044 Report >>2796015 you buy a cozy cottage and attempt to live out your life in peace
>>2796016 your army marches across the land in search of the wizard, and successfully surround his cottage
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 55HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 55HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:35:28 No. 2796045 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:36:39 No. 2796057 Report >>2796045 you hire a group of prostitutes to visit your demonic ally. im sure he will be pleased
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 70) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:37:54 No. 2796071 Report >>2796057 -starts to fuck whores game of thrones style-
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:39:16 No. 2796083 Report >>2796071 you enthusiastically engage in intercourse with the hookers. they appear indifferent
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:39:56 No. 2796088 Report >>2796044 roll Use my dragon breathe to burn the cottage. get my men to encircle it and shoot arrows into it.
(update 3hp+)
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:41:15 No. 2796098 Report Quoted By:
>>2796088 the cottage burns to the ground. your soliders question why they are shooting a pile of ash rather than its inhabitant
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:7WcUb/QO Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:41:49 No. 2796103 Report >>2796088 so since you drank demon blood
how long is it until you become a demon?
The Time Traveling Wiz
>>2796083 commit suicide by drinking poisoned wine before he kills me
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 70) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:43:15 No. 2796114 Report >>2796083 FeelsBad. Starts crying and collapses mid fuck.
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:44:43 No. 2796128 Report >>2796103 he should honestly just be grateful he didn't get HIV
>>2796110 you fail at sudoku and instead drink spoiled milk and develop a stomach ache. -5 hp
>>2796114 you attempt to cease your interaction with the loose women but find yourself unable to resist their wily charms
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:45:23 No. 2796131 Report Quoted By:
>>2796114 oh wait, your bonus. this was successful sorry
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:47:01 No. 2796143 Report >>2796110 >>2796110 roll kill him by punching him repeatedly in the dick after he fails to drink wine
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:47:23 No. 2796148 Report King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 58HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:47:46 No. 2796151 Report Quoted By:
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WmkSD/aK Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:48:38 No. 2796156 Report Quoted By:
>>2796148 the time wizard dies because he's a poltard so i will let him be instakilled
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 70) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Demonlord Edric (HP 70) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:AzyMEvHr Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:49:07 No. 2796158 Report >>2796128 My demonic cock goes for a crit while I wallow in self pity. My cult followers camped outside the castle.
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:49:28 No. 2796160 Report Quoted By:
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G
King Bruce The Barbarian King(breathes dragonfire) 61HP 70MP 148G ID:Hleoyw5/ Sun 05 Nov 2017 02:50:13 No. 2796167 Report Quoted By:
>>2796158 I enter the castle and fuck the whores