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TOM DELONG SHITPOSTING UFOS GENERAL

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:03:49 No.2799512 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2799523 >>2799526 >>2799528 >>2799532 >>2799534 >>2799545 >>2799561 >>2799577

How do we feel about this, politicly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:05:13 No.2799513 Report

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it's utter shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:06:04 No.2799514 Report

Quoted By: >>2799576

He is controlled opposition. The government feeds him obvious bull shit, and he deceminates it to the masses for a profit. Most ufologists are schizos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:43:42 No.2799515 Report

Quoted By: >>2799516 >>2799574

Anti grav tech exist, there are no green men

back to sleep kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:45:42 No.2799516 Report

Quoted By: >>2799517 >>2799541 >>2799558 >>2799568

>>2799515
>there are no green men
Well what colour are they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:46:09 No.2799517 Report

Quoted By: >>2799518 >>2799519 >>2799522

>>2799516
Aliens aren't real Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:47:02 No.2799518 Report

Quoted By: >>2799520 >>2799566

>>2799517
Aliens are real. They're probably still on their own planets though.

I want to believe though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:48:08 No.2799519 Report

Quoted By: >>2799521

>>2799517
> HEY MOM
> THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BACK ROOM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:48:12 No.2799520 Report

Quoted By: >>2799530 >>2799535 >>2799572

>>2799518
Wrong. We're the center of the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:48:23 No.2799521 Report

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>>2799519
Yeah. It's a CIA nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:48:34 No.2799522 Report

Quoted By: >>2799525

>>2799517
Than who is flying the ufos? Didn't really think this through did you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:48:43 No.2799523 Report

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>>2799512
Seems like a total fucking weirdo and he also may be some sort of disinfo agent.

I mean, he sounded confident in what he was saying. But I have a hard time that some shitty guitar player is meeting with high-ranking government officials and all this crazy shit.

One of the stranger things I have ever seen, for sure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:48:46 No.2799524 Report

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sure is a faggy way to disclose the tr3b

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:49:25 No.2799525 Report

Quoted By: >>2799529

>>2799522
Men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:49:29 No.2799526 Report

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>>2799512
>roswell was german
He might be redpilled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:49:30 No.2799527 Report

Quoted By: >>2799543 >>2799567

Ayy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:50:21 No.2799528 Report

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>>2799512

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:50:55 No.2799529 Report

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>>2799525
How dare you assume the ayylmaos gender.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:51:04 No.2799530 Report

Quoted By: >>2799531

>>2799520
That's a scary proposition.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:51:31 No.2799531 Report

Quoted By: >>2799537

>>2799530
The truth is scary.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:51:40 No.2799532 Report

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>>2799512
>Mfw tom Delonge was a rent boy rape recepticle for the entertainment industry who was only able to cope with the horrors by rationalizing an alien narrative behind it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:51:54 No.2799533 Report

Quoted By: >>2799536

What was Delong's family like? Any military or glow in the dark connections? Hmm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:54:47 No.2799534 Report

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>>2799512
1st you have to accept we have exotic technologies (and ets exist) locked in programs and military industrial complex companies, then you have to understand the elite have exclusive acess to said tech, finally you must understand this is ((their)) trump card to pull when the truth comes out as it is now. Delong is in effect a face to ((their)) attempt at limited disclosure plain and simple. They will attempt to use this as a majpr distraction when they have no other viable options.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:54:55 No.2799535 Report

Quoted By: >>2799540

>>2799520
being alone is scarier than aliens coming to kill us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:55:01 No.2799536 Report

Quoted By: >>2799544

>>2799533

Apparently his brother was special forces or special operation forces

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:55:19 No.2799537 Report

Quoted By: >>2799540

>>2799531
geomagnetic storm aint much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:56:00 No.2799538 Report

Quoted By: >>2799547

Delonge literally glows in the fucking dark

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:56:02 No.2799539 Report

Quoted By: >>2799542

Weird how the aliens will only give us zero point energy if we unconditionally support Israel's illegal wars of aggression.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:56:13 No.2799540 Report

Quoted By: >>2799547

>>2799537
>>2799535
Nah. Aliens aren't real. Being alone is something all humans need. If they aren't okay being by themselves something is wrong with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:56:25 No.2799541 Report

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>>2799516
Glow in the dark

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:56:35 No.2799542 Report

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>>2799539
fucking KEK

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:58:23 No.2799543 Report

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>>2799527
dont talk to me or my son ever again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 07:58:30 No.2799544 Report

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>>2799536
Say no more. And thanks, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:02:32 No.2799545 Report

Quoted By: >>2799548 >>2799573

>>2799512
not going to go into a whole lot of detail but i've worked in some pretty upper echelons and i will just state unequivocally that aliens do not exist. at least, not in the realm of them coming to earth in a spaceship. we (humans), is all there is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:05:23 No.2799546 Report

Quoted By: >>2799550

>we can't even get along with the same species of our own planet
Yes it'd be amazing if ayys show up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:07:38 No.2799547 Report

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>>2799540
I always felt that way, but I'm always an outlier.

>>2799538
I sweat metal sometimes, does that count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:08:40 No.2799548 Report

Quoted By: >>2799549

>>2799545
Yeah in a universe with more habitable planets than there are grains of sand on earth, surely the hairless apes from terra are the only sentience. Neck yourself spook.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:12:06 No.2799549 Report

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>>2799548
i'm sorry do you have proof of alien life you'd like to share with the class?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:13:49 No.2799550 Report

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>>2799546
>same species

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:20:27 No.2799551 Report

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My point, as I brought up about a week ago in a thread about the JRE episode, is the only part that got me interested is when he started talking about terahertz radiation on that piece of metal.

It was clear to me he didn't understand it, but someone who did tried to explain it to him. It's an induced Josephson magnetic effect. It's probably the way to do antigravity with a superconductor.

Someone he knows or has contact with is legit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:22:00 No.2799552 Report

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The alien belief is a retarded one proposed by (((them))) to basically dilute or make anybody who believes in the theories a complete nutjob, Its a anti-redpill as it doesn't bluepill you but maintains your previous status. Before I was redpilled anytime I saw any video with redpilled people and it contained aliens it automatically turned me away.

Its undeniable that alien life exists or will exist at some point but I 100% doubt that the government would hide alien technology rather then use them in another war or israel wouldn't just steal it and sell it for 6 gorrilion dollars.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:24:41 No.2799553 Report

Quoted By: >>2799560

DDDDOOOOONNNAAAALLLDDDDDD
DDDDRRRRUUUUUUUUMMMPPPPFFFF,
>Advanced harmonic alien scanner pulses
WE COME IMPEEACHH!!!
>Alien whirring noises, a HWNDU flag appears above the craft
RETUUUURRRNN TTTHE SSSCCCOOOOOOOOOOOPS
>Screams the tortured combined entity that was once Shoah LaBouf and Stephen Colbear, as it grapples with the spade ship controls while panting into the alien megaphone
ITS NOT OKAY, DONALLD! DID YOU THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE THE COMING FIRE? NO!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:30:23 No.2799554 Report

Quoted By: >>2799555

What did he mean by this???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:31:04 No.2799555 Report

Quoted By: >>2799556

>>2799554

black manta a cute!

CUTE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:33:18 No.2799556 Report

Quoted By: >>2799557 >>2799559

>>2799555
We have the best USAPs, don't we folks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 08:38:30 No.2799557 Report

Quoted By: >>2799559

>>2799556

I'd say so. I need to prowl to see how much has been stolen though (for a lot of it, if you don't steal the right parts, it doesn't really matter). I'm just interested in the concepts, not the applications.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:05:30 No.2799558 Report

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>>2799516

They better not be space niggers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:05:37 No.2799559 Report

Quoted By: >>2799562

>>2799556
>>2799557
Heres the best concept Ive heard for one. Or the most easily explanable one

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:12:08 No.2799560 Report

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>>2799553
Somehow, a pede confused this with humor.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:15:02 No.2799561 Report

Quoted By: >>2799563

>>2799512
GALAXY WAR
WARP DRIVE NOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:18:56 No.2799562 Report

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>>2799559

>Or the most easily explanable one

That's the catch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:39:44 No.2799563 Report

Quoted By: >>2799564

>>2799561
what sound does a frog make?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:41:50 No.2799564 Report

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>>2799563
>we surrender

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:42:31 No.2799565 Report

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Hes literally a coke addict wacko, he actually believes fake ufo videos on yt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 09:49:41 No.2799566 Report

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>>2799518
Large portions of foriegn goverments firnly believe in them.

Probably just a recruitment tactic though, aliens would obviously realize they could have a much larger influence on the world if they actually showed themselves to more people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 10:12:20 No.2799567 Report

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>>2799527
why do they always look dirty? Are they supposed to be from crashes n' shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 10:17:18 No.2799568 Report

Quoted By:

>>2799516
graylmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 10:18:06 No.2799569 Report

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his rogan interview was interesting until he pulled up that shitty cgi video then it became sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 10:41:26 No.2799570 Report

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Im pretty sure he was high on speed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 10:59:42 No.2799571 Report

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is mr delonge schizophrenic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 11:02:11 No.2799572 Report

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>>2799520
>christfags actually believe this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 11:07:16 No.2799573 Report

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>>2799545

What are the upper echelons in a country like Canada, eh? Tim Horton's night shift manager?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 11:10:17 No.2799574 Report

Quoted By: >>2799757

>>2799515
I've seen this at 200 yards for several minutes. Not like anything else, definately "ours" though. Silent as fuck.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 11:13:30 No.2799575 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 11:21:55 No.2799576 Report

Quoted By:

>>2799514

This, he's a disinformation outlet for the CIA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Nov 2017 11:49:01 No.2799577 Report

Quoted By:

>>2799512
ayys, why u so shy? :/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xU0Y1j+y Sun 05 Nov 2017 12:03:56 No.2799636 Report

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What are some redpilled twitter posts?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z7/fKSKD Sun 05 Nov 2017 12:04:20 No.2799639 Report

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there's a lot of aliens living among people. they just masquerade real well

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EoEkTOcr Sun 05 Nov 2017 12:22:03 No.2799757 Report

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>>2799574

Same not quite that close, with 5 or 6 other witnesses ~30 years ago.

Everyone laughs, but I know what I saw.

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