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Anonymous ID:KmOPmBCm Sun 05 Nov 2017 14:33:00 No.2801255 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2801280

Why do americans put butter on their e-mails before sending them?

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Anonymous ID:TK+4XjCv Sun 05 Nov 2017 14:36:53 No.2801280 Report

Quoted By: >>2801301

>>2801255
it lubes it up so when you send it down the internet of tubes it goes faster

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Anonymous ID:KmOPmBCm Sun 05 Nov 2017 14:38:33 No.2801301 Report

Quoted By: >>2801316

>>2801280
Oh. I guess that makes sense. But then why do they put butter on their bullets before getting shot by them?

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Anonymous ID:1d+hpWvI Sun 05 Nov 2017 14:39:49 No.2801316 Report

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>>2801301
so they dont have to use vaseline

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