Witch GM
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I will switch when dragon gm gets here
Witch GM
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Each wraith has 100hp
Witch GM
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:17:07 No. 2803127 Report >>2803099 Yo yo yo. I want to sell my dragon scales for a sick ass scythe. We good?
Witch GM
>>2803127 Yes that is allowed how many scales?
Witch GM
>>2803131 *Hands scythe*
It will give you a +1 roll during combat
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:26:10 No. 2803189 Report >>2803174 I'll go up against a wraith. -attempts a wide arc slice-
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:26:33 No. 2803194 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
Witch GM
>>2803189 You gotta find them first but one has been seen at a local farm
>>2803196 A maiden
Anonymous
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:35:31 No. 2803287 Report >>2803233 TO THE FARM THEN FAIR MAIDEN
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:k9eb9dyc Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:35:43 No. 2803289 Report >>2803233 hi witch
so umm
remember when you fused benny's soul with a magic crystal and put his soul back into his body?
what did it exactly do to to him?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:37:04 No. 2803301 Report >>2803281 If I'm a witty orphan do I still have normal health and gold?
Witch GM
>>2803281 A orphan
>>2803289 He is stronger now
>>2803287 As sir Ed rif moves to the farm he is ambushed by the wraith
Witch GM
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:38:36 No. 2803318 Report >>2803305 Roll for a wide slash with my obsidian scythe.
Witch GM
>>2803318 The wraith goes in for a stab with his sword
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:40:15 No. 2803336 Report Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:40:16 No. 2803337 Report Is there a weapon I could purchase I wish to assist in the battle
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:41:12 No. 2803352 Report Quoted By:
>>2803337 Oh shit trips do I have my powers now?
Anonymous
>>2803233 wooo i have a vagina now
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:k9eb9dyc Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:43:15 No. 2803377 Report >>2803305 how is benny stronger now?
Wraith
>>2803336 Success you parry the wraith for 3 dmg
>>2803337 You did not get trips the 7 ruined it
>>2803359 Yup
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:44:44 No. 2803391 Report >>2803382 Does the 3 have to be on the end?
>>2803337 I'm pretty sure there is 3 threes there
Witch GM
>>2803377 He got more dmg basically
>>2803391 Yeah the 3 have to be on the end for it to count as a trip
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:100 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:46:32 No. 2803404 Report Can I buy weapon now?
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:47:13 No. 2803419 Report >>2803397 -go for a guillontine style slice to the wraiths neck-
Wraith 70hp
>>2803419 The wraith slices at you
>>2803404 Sure have a iron sword for 20g
Wraith 70hp
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:50:15 No. 2803457 Report Quoted By:
>>2803443 Ok thanks
*gives you 20 gold*
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [100G]
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [100G] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:50:27 No. 2803465 Report woops put my data in the wrong field How much would a staff cost?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:52:26 No. 2803485 Report "Where be this wraith I heared so much about I would like to join this fight and cleanse this demon from the face of this flat earth"
Witch GM
>>2803465 Here is a wooden one it costs 5g
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:53:14 No. 2803491 Report >>2803486 Also what are stats on sword how long till it breaks?
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:53:32 No. 2803496 Report >>2803486 Parry attempt. Again....
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet) ID:k9eb9dyc Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:54:48 No. 2803514 Report >>2803397 how much is the damage bonus though?
Wraith 67hp
>>2803485 It is fighting edric
>>2803491 It won't break for a while it will give you a+1 for combat
>>2803496 Success does 3dmg
Anonymous
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:56:05 No. 2803535 Report >>2803519 Can I assist him?
Witch GM
>>2803514 A +2 for combat if benny gets a roll under 5 in combat
>>2803535 Of course
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:58:03 No. 2803549 Report >>2803540 Attempts a darkness binding spell to hold wraith in place. (Remember I'm part demon)
Bligh the royal chef HP:70 G:100
Bligh the royal chef HP:70 G:100 ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:58:21 No. 2803550 Report a chef i am,i guess anyway,roll to conquer a small village
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:58:30 No. 2803554 Report Quoted By:
>>2803549 WHAT IS UP WITH MY GETS
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [95G] [+1]
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [95G] [+1] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:58:30 No. 2803555 Report >>2803486 aight thx, I assume it adds +1 to my rolls
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:58:43 No. 2803557 Report >>2803519 Back fowl demon
*swings sword*
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 17:59:47 No. 2803568 Report OI LAD YOU NEED SOME HELP WITH DIZ GITZ
Wraith 67hp
>>2803549 Wraith is held in place as it a ear shattering scream comes from its mouth
>>2803550 -5hp somehow
>>2803557 As you swipe your sword aghast the wraith dealing 7dmg it attempts to break out of the spell
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:01:37 No. 2803583 Report Quoted By:
>>2803568 Ii should have said that was a roll to attack the wraith
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:02:00 No. 2803586 Report >>2803568 Mr orc did you know my father he was the town crier but he combusted spontaneously?
(Yeah it's me I'm back)
Wraith 60 hp
>>2803575 It has broken out of the spell and attacks the orphan
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet ID:k9eb9dyc Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:02:17 No. 2803590 Report >>2803540 holy shit thats overpowered
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100 ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:02:27 No. 2803591 Report >>2803575 fuck me that was bad
roll to conquer another village
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:02:42 No. 2803594 Report >>2803587 I atempt to parry
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:03:37 No. 2803599 Report >>2803575 REEE /tune of scream/ -brings my scythe in an upward arc against the wraith-
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [95G] [+1]
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [95G] [+1] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:04:04 No. 2803601 Report Quoted By:
Rolling to offer blowjobs for gold
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:04:15 No. 2803603 Report >>2803586 OI LAD HUMIE WAZ A RIGHT FITIN GIT, I SEE HE DUN FUCKED SOME LONG EARED BITCH AYE? (i lift you up on my shoulders and carry you into battle against the wraith)
Wraith 30hp
>>2803590 It is only a +2 if it's under 5 but yeah kinda is but he is pretty unstable now
>>2803591 Failed
>>2803594 Your parry failed as it does 7dmg
>>2803599 You land a critical hit dealing 30 dmg
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:70 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:05:18 No. 2803613 Report >>2803603 He was cucked by an elf he was, made him right bitter it did started hating on other races. I'm glad to know he changed his ways before the end.
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:06:42 No. 2803627 Report >>2803613 >>2803612 roll to combo attack with lil guy
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:07:10 No. 2803633 Report >>2803612 Roll
*slash at wraith combo with orc*
>>2803627 Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet ID:k9eb9dyc Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:07:23 No. 2803635 Report >>2803612 how is benny unstable?
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100 ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:07:28 No. 2803636 Report >>2803612 alright then,
roll to cook some steak
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:08:38 No. 2803649 Report >>2803636 the one thing he is supposed to actually works
KEK
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:09:13 No. 2803654 Report Quoted By:
Sorry got to go do something irl will be back shortly *flees from combat*
Wraith 3 hp
>>2803627 >>2803633 As you combo the wraith dealing 27 dmg it attempts to do a last attack on the Orkney captain
>>2803635 Imagine a teenager going through puberty
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100 ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:10:27 No. 2803669 Report >>2803649 fucking hell i hate this class
anyway roll to poison the steak
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:11:39 No. 2803679 Report >>2803662 COME ON YOU GIT
(roll to decapitate him and shove his head up his ass)
>>2803669 KEK
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:11:48 No. 2803681 Report Quoted By:
>>2803662 -throws a rock at the wraith from a distance-
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet ID:k9eb9dyc Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:11:51 No. 2803682 Report >>2803662 wuht
err
do i have to teach Benny about the birds and the bees?
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [95G] [+1]
Fair Maiden Claire [70hp/70mp] [95G] [+1] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:12:58 No. 2803692 Report >>2803669 I try to hit the wrath with my staff
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100 ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:13:22 No. 2803697 Report >>2803679 HAVE THE GODS SMILED UPON ME?!
roll to gave the poisoned steak to a wealthy merchant to kill him and take his gold!
Witch GM
>>2803679 The wraith is decapitated but right before it screams into the night
>>2803682 Yes
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:13:31 No. 2803700 Report >>2803682 >inb4 dragon starts jerking off and cumming fire Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:14:31 No. 2803713 Report >>2803699 i just want to behead something and shove its head up its ass is that too much to ask for?
Witch GM
Quoted By:
>>2803699 One wraith down 9 more to go and you guys did it without much trouble
>>2803713 You successfully did
Anonymous
Witch GM
Quoted By:
>>2803722 It's ok it's dead
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100 ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:16:42 No. 2803744 Report >>2803692 roll to to dodge and hit Claire with my pan
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet
Beast Tamer Guy (70HP/70HP)(70MP)140GP(iron armor+plus1gauntlet)magic infused firedrake pet ID:k9eb9dyc Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:16:50 No. 2803747 Report >>2803699 >>2803700 oh guardian of /bant/ why
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rolling to talk to Benny about the birds and the bees
Witch GM
The wraith drops a sword that deals poison dmg(1dmg per post) And a spooky ass helmet(-1dmg)
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G
Orky pirate Capn 70HP 100G ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:18:24 No. 2803760 Report >>2803753 i take the sword
Witch GM
>>2803760 Accidentally drops it on his foot -5 hp but you got it though
>>2803747 Benny is starting to understand
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:22:05 No. 2803804 Report >>2803782 I go plunder some small trading ships
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:22:25 No. 2803807 Report Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:100 ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:22:47 No. 2803817 Report Witch GM
As one wraiths die 3 more are coming to avenge there dead comrade and land in a local inn disguises themselves as civilians
>>2803807 Successful pillaged civilian ships as you are now wanted
>>2803817 Successfuly killed the merchant and got 10g but is now wanted
Deals 20 dmg to claire
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:26:28 No. 2803844 Report >>2803834 Arm the new ship with guns n shit(steal them)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:26:55 No. 2803848 Report Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:27:14 No. 2803853 Report >>2803834 OY
I try to stab him with my staff
Witch GM
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:27:56 No. 2803863 Report >>2803834 >wealthy >all he had was 10g you fucking serious?
anyway,roll to bribe my way into a castle
Witch GM
>>2803853 3dmg
>>2803863 You work in the castle
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:30:14 No. 2803893 Report Hi! I'm back!
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:31:28 No. 2803907 Report >>2803883 no i meant like a different one,cuz am wanted in this one,remember?
anyway,roll to bribe my way out of this castle and into a another one
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:32:21 No. 2803915 Report >>2803883 i try to expand my orky fleet further
Witch GM
>>2803907 You successfully bribe your way into another castle
>>2803915 You gain new followers
>>2803893 Welcome back
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:35:10 No. 2803941 Report Anyone have some loose jobs that need to be taken care of? I can enchant some brooms, do some cleaning, or help sell some magic books!
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:65 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:35:35 No. 2803946 Report >>2803927 (nice,btw why didn't
>>2803853 fail? it was 1-4 not a 5-8)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:35:51 No. 2803951 Report >>2803927 With my small orky fleet i seek an island to make pirate haven
Witch GM
>>2803946 When attacking the rolls count for dmg
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:38:22 No. 2803984 Report Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:38:39 No. 2803987 Report >>2803941 i would like to learn an invincibility spell,how much would it cost?
>>2803963 so wait,i have to respond to the attack with a parry/dodge to avoid dmg,right?
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:42:53 No. 2804157 Report Quoted By:
>>2803987 There's no such thing as an invincibility spell, the closest thing I have to that is a spell that uses 5 MP, protects you for two of your replies in battle, and defends against rolls from 1-8. 9 works normally, but 0 deals twice what you rolled, that they are replying to.
It's risky, and a double edged sword.
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:43:04 No. 2804161 Report btw what magic can I do as fair maiden?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:43:21 No. 2804165 Report Quoted By:
I have returned
Witch GM
>>2803987 Yes but if your roll is higher then there's let's say
I rolled a 9 and you rolled a 4 it does 5 dmg but people seem to forget this rule
>>2803984 You fail to find a island and claim it so one of your crew mates jumps of the ship in disappointment
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:43:36 No. 2804168 Report >>2804161 Let me cast a Searching spell on you...
Witch GM
>>2804161 As a maiden you don't have any since you are not a magic class but if you do learn one you use mp
Everyone starts with 70mp
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:45:02 No. 2804187 Report >>2804166 try again to fond an island
Anonymous
Witch GM
Quoted By:
>>2804187 You successfully find an island
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:46:43 No. 2804203 Report Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:46:51 No. 2804204 Report >>2804168 i see then,thanks for your time,good sir!
anyway,roll to poison the castle's food stock and kill the people
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:47:20 No. 2804207 Report Quoted By:
Anybody need my assistance? Where are the rest of the wraiths
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:47:37 No. 2804211 Report >>2804182 Meditates on the dark disciplines.
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:47:37 No. 2804212 Report >>2804182 alrighty
>>2803941 Can I buy a healing spell book?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:48:21 No. 2804223 Report Here's hoping for trips to unlock my power
Anonymous
>>2804203 How is health, gold, etc. decided?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:50:27 No. 2804246 Report Quoted By:
>>2804223 So fucking close
>>2804224 Everyone has 70 health and 100 gold to start but ask the gym about hero class because they know more than me
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:50:38 No. 2804248 Report >>2804223 OI LIL GIT YOU WANTZ TO BE A PIRATE?
Witch GM
Quoted By:
>>2804224 Everyone starts with 70hp and if your a magic class then 70mp as well and everyone starts with 100g
>>2804223 Kek
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:51:23 No. 2804262 Report Quoted By:
>>2804248 I'll happily join your crew
Witch GM
>>2804204 You fail to poison and the guards get suspicious of you
>>2804211 While you meditate a wraith appears behind you
Witch GM
>>2804248 A rich pirate realastate agent comes up and asks you if you would like to turn the island into a haven for pirates and barbarians alike for the price of 100g?
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:53:28 No. 2804289 Report I would like to buy a sword and armor unless I already have those/will get them later for being a hero.
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:54:04 No. 2804294 Report >>2804276 am really not good at being evil
btw,how is the royal chef different from the normal chef?
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:54:49 No. 2804303 Report Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:54:58 No. 2804305 Report >>2804294 Normal chef= chicken nuggets
Royal chef= chicken tendies
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:55:19 No. 2804316 Report >>2804276 How annoying..... -spins around attempting to spear wraith with my scythe-
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:56:06 No. 2804327 Report >>2802981 part 6. still want me gm?
>>2804305 lol
Witch GM
Quoted By:
>>2804294 This
>>2804305 >>2804303 You go to take a nap and when you wake up the island has been turned into a haven of your dreams
>>2804316 6dmg to his 100
>>2804327 Sure I can continue with my witching
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:57:02 No. 2804350 Report >>2804305 alright,roll to cook the best tendies!
also,
>>2804327 please come back
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:57:40 No. 2804361 Report >>2804289 >tfw ignored Do I at least get a revolver or something?
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:58:28 No. 2804376 Report >>2804161 Sorry, but you don't have any spells.
You seem to have an affinity for psychological magic, though. You can use magic to control the emotions, thoughts, feelings, and senses of others.
I might have some spell books that you could find handy, but they're costly.
Lust:
Your enemy falls in love with you, in awe with your beauty!
Costs 10 MP
For two replies (reply in which you cast, enemy, then normal again), enemy become unable to attack you, but only you. 0 causes you to fall in love with your enemy, 1-5 does nothing, 6-8 affects your enemy, 9 boosts it to three replies.
Fear:
You peer into your enemies mind, and pour the dark liquid of pure terror into their souls!
Costs 15 MP
While cast, combat between you and your enemy is normal. If your enemy does not manage to snap out of it within three replies, they retreat. If you roll a 0, and do not snap out of it within three replies, you retreat.
If you roll 0, you must reply to your own post, and get 7-9 to snap out of it! If you roll 1-5, it does nothing. If you roll 6-8, enemy must roll 5-9 in a reply to you to snap out of it. If you roll 9, enemy must roll 9 to snap out of it.
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:58:31 No. 2804377 Report Quoted By:
>>2804361 Not sure but whoever the king is is suppose to treat you like a son
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 18:59:43 No. 2804391 Report >>2804361 ARe u gonna be the Chrono to my Magus?
>>2804327 -use up some mp in a demonfire attack on the wraith-
Witch 65hp 70mp 480g
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:01:03 No. 2804411 Report Quoted By:
>>2804212 Sure, I can sell you a healing spell!
Healing:
Costs 3 MP
If you roll 0, it heals the enemy for 2 HP. If you roll 1-5, it does nothing. If you roll 6-8, it heals you, or a specific person for 2 HP. If you roll a 9, it heals you, or a specific person for 4 HP.
It's 20 GP.
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:01:08 No. 2804415 Report Will I ever get trips
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95G] [+1] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:01:24 No. 2804424 Report >>2804376 Lust sounds good, how much?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:01:49 No. 2804435 Report Quoted By:
Trips prease
Witch 65hp 70mp 480g
>>2804415 Not yet
Roll to help edric fight the wraith
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:02:08 No. 2804441 Report Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:02:17 No. 2804446 Report Ok feeling lucky trips
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:02:26 No. 2804450 Report Quoted By:
>>2804441 Three of from quads, darn.
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:02:46 No. 2804457 Report >>2804440 Ok rolling to attack the wraith
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:02:53 No. 2804460 Report >>2804327 Do I get to be a gunslinger hero?
Wraith 99
>>2804391 Does 1 dmg
Attempt to stab edric
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:03:54 No. 2804480 Report >>2804446 I'll buy both lust and heal
Wraith 92hp
>>2804460 Just a medival hero
>>2804457 Does 7dmg
Attempt to attack the orphan
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:05:25 No. 2804507 Report Quoted By:
>>2804480 Together, they cost 45 GP. 20 GP for Lust, 25 GP for Fear.
Spells are expensive, so I hope you have a good way of getting money.
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:62 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:06:14 No. 2804520 Report roll to take my rage out on the little orphan
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:06:54 No. 2804527 Report >>2804467 Go for a simple dodge.
>>2804440 Oh it appears we fight as equals now my lady~
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:07:18 No. 2804534 Report >>2804480 Im pretty sure you suppose to ask the gym unles you want some lust after I'm done with this wraith
*rolls to seduce*
Wraith 72
>>2804520 Damage yourself for 5hp
>>2804500 Dragon gm does that count as a crit to the orphan or to me? I'm gonna say it damages me for 20hp
>>2804527 Success
>>2804534 Failure
Wraith attacks Edric again
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:08:58 No. 2804560 Report Quoted By:
Trips now? All the 5s? Please God
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:09:28 No. 2804568 Report >>2804534 You're right.
GM, can I sell these spells?
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:09:49 No. 2804571 Report Quoted By:
>>2804559 Go in close attempting a stab with the sword I have. High risk attack.
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95GP] [wooden staff]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [95GP] [wooden staff] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:10:15 No. 2804577 Report >>2804534 ow I thought you bought them from the wizard, guess I'll wait for gym to confirm my purchases (heal & lust)
*rolls to resist seduction*
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:10:32 No. 2804581 Report >>2804350 you attempt to prepare a batch of high quality tendies. however, you fail and instead deep fry yourself. -5
>>2804460 honestly dude just do whatever you want ok? as long as youre trying to have fun ill try to make sure you do.
>>2804457 your attack, though being a physical blow against an incorperuel, somehow connects. however, as you are still only hitting it with your fists, it does not seem impressed.
the wraith begins oozing a black fog which beats an abhorrent stench
>>2804520 iraq hurt itself in its confusion. -5
>>2804568 i dont see why not. you thought them through so go ahead
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:10:48 No. 2804585 Report >>2804577 No need to resist I failed
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:11:00 No. 2804591 Report >>2804527 What weapons and armor do I have?
Anonymous
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:11:58 No. 2804600 Report >>2804581 Thanks! I'll try to limit the amount of spells that I can sell, so I don't become a jew and control all the money.
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:11:59 No. 2804602 Report >mfw i can't even beat a little orphan i need help,any kind of help at this point
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:12:01 No. 2804603 Report >>2804591 Whoops meant to reply to
>>2804500 Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
>>2804581 Ok gm you got this also the wraith has 62 hp left and the orphan has a sword since he bought from gm shop earlier
Roll to summon fireball against the wraith
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:13:04 No. 2804620 Report >>2804581 I have iron sword with +1 combat thought I was hitting it with that?
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [Lust, Heal]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/70mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [Lust, Heal] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:14:03 No. 2804626 Report >>2804585 oh yeah right
>>2804600 in that case I buy them, -40GP for me
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:30) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:14:19 No. 2804630 Report >>2804591 You're an amnesiac hero so I imagine some kind of legendary sword or a bow. You're coming up from nothing tho so no armor makes sense. A ragged cloak and underclothes for equipment?
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (100GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:14:36 No. 2804634 Report >>2804602 Call upon the great and mighty Kek to give you a 9. Repeat this prayer.
"Oh, great and mighty Kek, purveyor of OC, triggerer of liberals, bringer of tendies. I beseech thee, give unto me a great roll, and I shall give thee a plate of warm chicken tendies. Amen."
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:15:11 No. 2804640 Report Quoted By:
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:15:41 No. 2804646 Report >>2804581 >>2804613 Pour my own mp and roll into the attack for a combined spell.
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:16:07 No. 2804653 Report >>2804634 >Oh, great and mighty Kek, purveyor of OC, triggerer of liberals, bringer of tendies. I beseech thee, give unto me a great roll, and I shall give thee a plate of warm chicken tendies. Amen now,roll to cook god-like tendies!
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:16:38 No. 2804658 Report Quoted By:
Could these trips I dreamed of
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:16:45 No. 2804659 Report Quoted By:
>>2804653 I think Kek might not like you...
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:16:58 No. 2804664 Report >>2804634 YOU FUCKING LIED!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
>>2804620 You are gm didn't know that since he just came back
>>2804603 This
>>2804630 But you can buy stuff from gm
>>2804581 Ok well attempt to attack wraith with magic
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:17:04 No. 2804667 Report Quoted By:
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:17:04 No. 2804668 Report Ok so no but these are the trips
Wraith 99
>>2804665 What is my grammar today?
>>2804668 No you just get really close
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:18:23 No. 2804684 Report Quoted By:
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:20:02 No. 2804710 Report I attack the wraith again with my sword
>>2804681 Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:20:09 No. 2804712 Report alright last chance,i will now pray for lord kek on behalf of us all,but first my i get a REEEE?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:63 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:20:33 No. 2804719 Report Quoted By:
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:22:00 No. 2804736 Report Quoted By:
>>2804712 You're doing it all wrong. You need to offer a meme to Kek, first.
Observe.
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:22:05 No. 2804738 Report >>2804600 nah make up as many spells as you want, it's just more variety
>>2804613 i dont do NPC combat with healthbars, you guys can just kill it till its dead
>>2804620 combat bonus only applies to anon vs anon combat, like i said before non player stuff i do differently from leaf
>>2804591 whatever your mind tells you, but getting bonuses is only from items from the shop or by going on adventures and doing cool shit
>>2804634 your prayers go unanswered
>>2804646 you channel your power in sync with
>>2804613 and hurl a powerful fireball at the wraith. however, instead of burning the creature, it is absorbed into the black fog it is emitting. the temperature within the immediate vicinity drops several degrees, and the wraith seems to be growing darker in color
>>2804710 you stab yourself in the foot. -5
Wraith 56hp
The wraith attempts to flee from the battle
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:23:22 No. 2804759 Report Halt wraith *use persuasion to make the wraith stand still*
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:23:39 No. 2804761 Report Quoted By:
>>2804741 Ummm. This ace has no idea what to do
Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
>>2804738 Attempt to take control of the wraith to be my personal slave
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:23:42 No. 2804764 Report >>2804738 Alright seeing as I'm an amnesiac with a sword, some clothes and a ragged cloak, I guess the first thing I'll do is find the nearest guild hall and register myself. Then I look for a quest to do. I need a steady income before I can start figuring out my past.
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:24:16 No. 2804773 Report Quoted By:
And come on trips please like the prophecy of kek
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:24:23 No. 2804775 Report >Our Kek who art in memetics >Hallowed by thy memes >Thy Trumpdom come >Thy will be done >In real life as it is on /pol/ >Give us this day our daily dubs >And forgive us of our baiting >As we forgive those who bait against us >And lead us not into cuckoldry >But deliver us from shills >For thine is the memetic kingdom, and the >shitposting, and the winning, for ever and ever. >Praise KEK now,roll to cook a steak
Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
Wraith 99
>>2804778 Fuck almost got trips but rolled a success
>>2804775 You did it
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:25:59 No. 2804801 Report Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:26:17 No. 2804807 Report >>2804738 Use my leathery bat wings to hold back the fog.
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/67mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [50hp/67mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:26:26 No. 2804810 Report >>2804710 I cast [Heal] on him
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:26:50 No. 2804815 Report >>2804790 THANK YOU LORD KEK
now,roll to poison the steak
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:27:53 No. 2804830 Report >>2804759 you bend the wraiths mind to your will. you can sense it's hatred of you and the control being forced unto it, kept in check only by your willpower (-1 rolls, for as long as wraith is charmed)
>>2804775 you succeed in cooking a basic meal. the other chefs wonder how you made it this far
>>2804807 >>2804778 just gonna ignore these since ollie has it under control
>>2804810 you attempt to cast a heal spell, but instead get your period. -1 hp/7 turns
>>2804815 you apply a tasteless and odorless poison to your delicious meal
Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
Quoted By:
>>2804801 I guess you made persuaded it to stop moving so I can control it
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:29:10 No. 2804850 Report I have the wraith still attack him now while he's vulnerable
Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
Quoted By:
>>2804850 How do you miss a vunarble target that can't even move without my consent?
Ok well since it's mine now make him make a sandwich
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:31:16 No. 2804876 Report Quoted By:
Also can I get the trips powers?
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted)
Bligh the royal chef HP:52 G:110 (wanted) ID:6O5ji2hN Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:31:30 No. 2804879 Report well,am getting bored,gonna go shitpost in another thread,see you all later
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:31:44 No. 2804883 Report Quoted By:
>>2804830 What a drag.......... -swings wildly at entranced wraith-
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:31:53 No. 2804885 Report >>2804850 who?
the wraith though pacified does not appear to have lost itself enough to obey commands. it refuses your order, and you feel a black spike of pure rage shove into your mind from it. -5
>>2804879 bye iraq
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:58 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:32:01 No. 2804890 Report Quoted By:
Trips
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, the Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:32:19 No. 2804896 Report Quoted By:
Fair Maiden Claire [49(-1/turn 6 turns left)hp/70mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [49(-1/turn 6 turns left)hp/70mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:32:28 No. 2804898 Report >>2804830 damnit
cast [Heal] on
>>2804850 again
Fair Maiden Claire [49(-1/turn 6 turns left)hp/64mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [49(-1/turn 6 turns left)hp/64mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:33:11 No. 2804905 Report Quoted By:
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:53 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:53 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:33:27 No. 2804906 Report >>2804898 Thank you fair maiden
>>2804885 How much health do I get?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:33:40 No. 2804909 Report Quoted By:
>>2804898 you cast a healing spell on
>>2804850 who recovers 15 health Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
>>2804885 Hp?
Attempt to take the wraiths will so it can obey my every command without consequence
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:36:57 No. 2804957 Report 999 when
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:37:07 No. 2804959 Report Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:38:04 No. 2804973 Report Quoted By:
Trips?
Witch 60hp 70hp 480g
Quoted By:
>>2804957 Soon
>>2804927 Your will is mine
Anonymous
Anonymous
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:39:17 No. 2804995 Report Quoted By:
Surely I can I get 999
Anonymous
>>2804988 Dubs.
That's a good start!
Fair Maiden Claire [48(-1/turn 5 turns left)hp/61mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [48(-1/turn 5 turns left)hp/61mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:39:33 No. 2805001 Report aight lets use heal once more [heal] on myself
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:39:35 No. 2805002 Report Quoted By:
Now
Anonymous
Witch 60hp 70mp 480g
>>2805001 Maiden mind healing me?
Anonymous
>>2804927 the wraith is under the control of
>>2804906 until he releases it or someone takes it from him. so take that up with him
>>2804959 you didn't get a successful roll. i guess ill consider that your re then
you journey to the nearest guild hall. although they say they would normally reject an unknown applicant, the find something strangely intriguing about you and take you under their wing. you recieve guild sword, (++ to rolls +1 to combat)
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:43:15 No. 2805059 Report I tell the wraith to obey
>>2805029 Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:43:57 No. 2805066 Report >>2805033 Roll to flee from the fight.
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:44:22 No. 2805077 Report Quoted By:
Witch 60hp 70mp 450g
>>2805059 Thank you little orphan here have 30g
Anonymous
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>>2805059 the wraith is now totally enslaved to your will, following all orders given to it by both you and your allies! +1 to rolls
>>2805066 you run from an already subdued monster with your tail tucked between your legs
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:80 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:45:18 No. 2805097 Report >>2805078 Thank you kind lady I do hope you don't have a nefarious plan
Witch 60hp 70mp 450g
Quoted By:
>>2805066 You don't need to run the fights over
Now where is that ork captain?
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:46:41 No. 2805112 Report Looks like evryothings coming up orphan could I soon get the trips I dream of
Witch 60g 70mp 480g
>>2805097 I'm a witch though
Order the wraith to lure its 8 other comrades here
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:47:19 No. 2805122 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
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>>2805112 you almost pulled the sword from the stone! in the end however you only managed to pull a tendon
Anonymous
Fair Maiden Claire [46(-1/turn 4 turns left)hp/61mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [46(-1/turn 4 turns left)hp/61mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:48:19 No. 2805131 Report >>2805029 I'll cast it for the small price of 50 GP
Anonymous
>>2805033 Alright I look for a quest to take.
Witch 60hp 70mp 450g
>>2805131 You can fuck yourself i will pay 10g
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:50:17 No. 2805155 Report Quoted By:
>>2805146 Shit forgot my name
Witch 60hp 70mp 450g
>>2805146 *walks up to him*
I see your looking for a quest
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:50:54 No. 2805165 Report >>2805149 If I unlock my powers can I serve you as a humble servant?
Fair Maiden Claire [45(-1/turn 3 turns left)hp/61mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [45(-1/turn 3 turns left)hp/61mp] [55GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:52:12 No. 2805182 Report >>2805149 now now, surely you can afford to spend some money on quality healthcare?
I'll cut you a deal, 30 GP for a heal, how does that sound?
Witch 60hp 70mp 450g
Quoted By:
>>2805165 Sure I would like an apprentice
Anonymous
>>2805120 you order the wraith to cast treason against its comrades. it informs you it does not care for your tone, and hurts your feelings. -5
>>2805146 you study the quest board, and find a variety of options ranging from killing a dragon, to retrieving lost treasure from an ancient crypt taken over by necromancers, to helping the peasants of the land harvest their crops.
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g
OP
Anonymous
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:55:38 No. 2805237 Report Quoted By:
>>2805216 Your role is nigger slayer
OP
>>2805216 im the niggerslayer
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:56:14 No. 2805244 Report >>2805160 The lost treasure one looks fun so I decide to take that one. But before I can do it,
>>2805160 Ah yes, I'm new to this guild and need some money to start off with.
Fair Maiden Claire [44(-1/turn 2 turns left)hp/58mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [44(-1/turn 2 turns left)hp/58mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:56:28 No. 2805250 Report >>2805205 thank you!
-Cast [Heal] on
>>2805205 Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:56:33 No. 2805252 Report Quoted By:
>>2805239 You have a mysterious past as part of your clas
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:57:11 No. 2805257 Report >>2805202 -decides to venture towards capitol- an ACE like me shouldn't have to deal with this rabble.
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g ID:63edpDla Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:58:10 No. 2805268 Report it is time to kill all the niggers
Ruthnia, The Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, The Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:58:41 No. 2805273 Report >>2805239 Fucking perfect get, my dude.
I want to be with you.
My lord, Adolf Hitler, Nigger slayer, Gasser of Jews, Protector of whites.
I give myself unto you.
Witch 55hp 70mp 420g
>>2805244 I see there is a certain healer
>>2805250 Who seems pretty bad at her job after I get eventually healed by her I want you to silence her or atleast make sure she keeps in line
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:59:32 No. 2805284 Report Quoted By:
>>2805268 Niggers are those with orange tags, there are none right now
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:00:02 No. 2805290 Report >>2805250 your spell backfires, and instead of healing it gives
>>2805205 a surge of estrogen causing them to develop dd breasts
>>2805257 you head towards the capitol of the kingdom, where you are disappointed to find the rabble is even more frequent here, as with any city
Fair Maiden Claire [43(-1/turn 1 turns left)hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [43(-1/turn 1 turns left)hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:00:59 No. 2805297 Report >>2805250 crap it failed
>>2805278 Don't worry I'll recast until it works
-cast [Heal] on
>>2805278 Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:01:16 No. 2805301 Report >>2805290 IS there a fighting pit? Cause if so I want to enter.
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g ID:63edpDla Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:01:55 No. 2805314 Report >>2805273 adolf hitler didn’t kill niggers but we can still be frens I guess
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:03:18 No. 2805329 Report >>2805297 you heal the witch for 15 hp
>>2805301 you travel through the city for several hours, and find a massive arena built to house recreational combat. however, they informed you that as a demonic being you arw disqualified from entering any contests
Ruthnia, The Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, The Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:03:18 No. 2805330 Report Quoted By:
>>2805314 I know, it was the first person who came to mind when I thought "Nigger Slayer" though.
Witch 70hp 70mp 420mp
>>2805297 Finally
Tell the wraith to bring its comrades in front of edric
Also roll to bring breast size to normal
Ruthnia, The Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP)
Ruthnia, The Court Wizard Trap (70/70HP) (70/70MP) (145GP) ID:FIef3wtm Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:05:10 No. 2805355 Report Quoted By:
I've got to go, it's been fun being with you all! Dearest Nigger Slayer... *smooch* Bye, all!
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g ID:63edpDla Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:05:44 No. 2805358 Report >>2805329 I practice my niggerslaying skills
Btw what is bluetag race
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:06:47 No. 2805373 Report Quoted By:
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:07:10 No. 2805377 Report >>2805329 I'm triggered. -walks up to counter demanding a be allowed in- ITS 2017 GUYS
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:07:31 No. 2805383 Report >>280535 OI GIT DO YOU WANTZ TO COME ON MY PIRTE ISLAND AND SLAY SOME NIGGERZ?
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (70 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:08:05 No. 2805390 Report >>2805278 I have a feeling that I shouldn't kill people without reason.
>>2805202 I take the treasure quest
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g
>>2805383 *travel to pirate haven*
Hello old friend I have some business to talk to you about
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g
>>2805390 I will pay you 100g also you don't have to kill her just injure to the brink of death
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:10:48 No. 2805419 Report >>2805348 you order the wraiths to pursue edric. they track him to the capitol where they cause a general ruckus. a wizard does backtraces your face through the control spells on the fiends and reports your identity to the guards. +500 bounty
>>2805358 you train your body day and night in negroslaying technique. you can now slow even the niggest of nigs, (+100000 damage vs nigs)
>>2805377 the officials running the arena offer to let you play, if you slay the wraiths causing terror amongst the townfolk
>>2805390 you attempt to begin your quest. however you trip over a loose board shortly after beginning your walk and trip. -5hp
Witch 420g
>>2805419 Command the wraiths to take care of the wizard and destroy records of the bounty
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:12:38 No. 2805436 Report Quoted By:
Fair Maiden Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Fair Maiden Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:13:01 No. 2805444 Report >>2805410 Hey, I held up my half of the bargain, no need for voilence!
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:13:57 No. 2805456 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:14:19 No. 2805460 Report Quoted By:
>>2805435 the wraiths invade the wizards body, and he dies a very painful and smelly death. however they are not intelligent enough to understand "records" and thus fail in that pursuit
your murder has been noticed(+1500 bounty)
Witch 420g
>>2805444 Trips and also yeah you did okay how about this since your now queen erase the bounty and let me be free and I will not pursue violence
>>2805456 Hide me from the authorities till the heat blows over
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:16:07 No. 2805477 Report Quoted By:
>>2805444 hail! a new queen has arisen!
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110
Oliver Mcautismo the witty orphan (elf) health:68 gold:110 ID:UIBAbLm2 Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:16:07 No. 2805478 Report Quoted By:
Anyone need my assistance
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g ID:63edpDla Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:17:14 No. 2805490 Report >>2805444 hail the Queen
#ImWithHer
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (65 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (65 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:18:14 No. 2805507 Report >>2805410 I'll have to turn you down
>>2805419 Ffs. I keep going to start my quest. The loot will be mine.
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:18:15 No. 2805509 Report ow shit nice im the queen
>>2805468 I'll erase the bounty this time but you owe me one.
>>2805490 You are now a royal niggerslayer
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:19:54 No. 2805532 Report >>2805468 AND WHATZ DO I GET?
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g
>>2805509 Fine
>>2805532 Nvm I was pardoned but instead I have a good somthing that will benefit both of us there is another pirate haven I heard that the greatest pirates are going to be there for a meeting what I want you to do is assault the haven while my wraiths finish off the captains think about all the loot we will be getting also the queen can't declare us criminals because we're cleaning out her territory's
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:22:38 No. 2805572 Report >>2805507 picking yourself up from the ground, you indignantly brush the dirt from your clothes, and hasten onwards towards your adventure. after an uneventful journey, you find yourself standing before a run down crypt. the smell of undeath rolls off it in waves. you push the door, and it falls off the hinges
>>2805509 your officials seem bewildered by your decision to clear the witch's name, but dutifully follow your decision
>>2805468 (-2000 bounty)
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g
Quoted By:
>>2805572 Fuck yeah seems kinda weird the officials are switching sides even though I was a queen once
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (65 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (65 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:24:40 No. 2805606 Report >>2805572 I draw my sword. I check for traps before I head into the crypt.
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g
The Niggerslayer 75hp 100g ID:63edpDla Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:25:09 No. 2805614 Report >>2805572 seduce the Queen
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:27:08 No. 2805651 Report >>2805569 I ONLT GOTZ 3 BOATZ HOW YOU EXPECT ME TO BEAT THE GREATEST PIRATEZ? YOU GOT SOME SPELLZ?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:28:26 No. 2805668 Report >>2805606 blade held at the ready, you take a close look around. after successfully convincing yourself there does not seem to be any girl mimics, you descend into the mausoleum.
upon reaching the first floor, you hear rattling and loud, ear shattering screeches
you are attached by several skeletons! the undead do not intend to allow their treasure to be taken so easily
>>2805614 you send the queen several dick pics. she does not respond to your advances
Witch 420g
>>2805651 My wraiths will be assassinating the captains then we will take there ships then assault the haven
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:31:33 No. 2805709 Report >>2805668 I collect taxes from my kingdom
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:32:45 No. 2805725 Report >>2805676 I LIKEZ DAT
(roll)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (65 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (65 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:33:07 No. 2805731 Report >>2805668 I backtrack out of the crypt and wait outside the door with my sword ready. The skeletons will be forced to go through the door one by one so I won't be swarmed.
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [85GP] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:34:10 No. 2805748 Report Quoted By:
>>2803555 didn't I already get trips before lol
Witch 420g
>>2805725 Ok I will be starting with the maneld he is 1 of the 9 pirates and he does have quite a large amount of ships and men as well I have a bone to pick with him
Roll to Order wraiths to bring him to me
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:37:37 No. 2805797 Report >>2805709 you enact heavy taxes on your citizens (+500gp/turn till monarchy ends)
>>2805731 you attempt to go back, but stumble and get struck by a skeleton. -3 hp
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62
Dark Deadwood Edric (HP:80 MP:10) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:38:38 No. 2805814 Report >>2805709 A long time ago I was but a mere royal bodyguard. Perhaps I should serve you now.
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (62 HP) (100 G)
Leon the Amnesiac Hero (62 HP) (100 G) ID:8V7oXPae Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:39:54 No. 2805865 Report Quoted By:
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:40:12 No. 2805871 Report Quoted By:
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g
>>2805779 Order wraiths to execute him in front of his men so they join me and orc captain
Witch 420g
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:41:59 No. 2805900 Report >>2805779 your bond with your wraiths continues to strengthen, and they now eagerly obey your commands. they bring you maneld the pirate captain. though he is alive and breathing when he is finally delivered to you his skin is pale as snow, and he speaks only gibberish (bonded with wraiths, +3 to rolls using them)
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:42:29 No. 2805906 Report >>2805887 i guess that works too
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [585 GP (500GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [585 GP (500GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:42:46 No. 2805911 Report Quoted By:
>>2805797 niiiice
>>2805814 Alrighty, try to make sure everyone in my kingdom is behaving.
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:44:19 No. 2805943 Report >>2805900 Yes
>>2805906 So manlet is dead and I get we get his men and boats now right? Or do I need to install more fear into them?
Agent of the True Queen Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Agent of the True Queen Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:45:17 No. 2805958 Report It shall be done. -start spying in the capital for subversion and rebels-
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:46:00 No. 2805970 Report >>2805943 OI THE SHIPZ ARE MINE YE?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:48:24 No. 2806008 Report >>2805943 spoils are spoils
>>2805958 you observe various things throughout the city, and notice an extreme amount of displeasure for the queen, as the common folk suffer quite heavily from her harsh taxation
Witch 420g
>>2805970 They are but wait we need more ships and I know where to get them. From my intel two of the captains are meeting for a trade deal
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:50:14 No. 2806022 Report >>2806011 IMMA GETZ EM
(roll)
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:50:20 No. 2806027 Report Quoted By:
>>2806011 Use my wraiths to use manlets body and hang it in front of them both to paralyze them with fear during the trade
Agent of the True Queen Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62
Agent of the True Queen Edric (HP:80 MP:40) !qxp/p5UW62 ID:ev5S4RyH Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:51:10 No. 2806040 Report >>2806008 -immediately begin gathering the forces for an inquisition out the capitols guards-
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3
Quoted By:
>>2806022 Don't worry my wraiths can deal with them easy
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:52:08 No. 2806059 Report Quoted By:
>>2806040 the guards refuse to participate in such an action! that's their families! one even stomps on your toes and spits at you. -5
Witch 420g
Witch 420g
Quoted By:
>>2806064 Do you want me to create the thread or do you want to dragon gm?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:53:06 No. 2806075 Report >>2806064 it's fine just play. we went till 404 last night
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:53:10 No. 2806078 Report Witch 70hp 70mp 420g
>>2806075 Damm well then order my wraiths to finish off the captains with
>>2806078 And take there men and boats
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [1085 GP (500GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust]
Queen Claire [42hp/55mp] [1085 GP (500GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: heal, lust] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:54:36 No. 2806101 Report >>2806008 Tax the poorest citizens less to boost popularity
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:56:23 No. 2806129 Report >>2806101 Nah the people are angry who knows they might have a communist revolution and you might have the same fate as the tzars
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:57:08 No. 2806139 Report >>2806101 you lower the taxes on the poor while keeping them the same on the rich. the common folk seem to like that (-200 gold/turn, +10 max hp till monarchy ends)
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:02:05 No. 2806208 Report Quoted By:
>>2806094 Sorry forgot wraith bonus
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1385 GP (+300GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal]
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1385 GP (+300GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:04:05 No. 2806230 Report >>2806139 Sweet
>>2806129 You might be right
Start spreading anti-communist propaganda through the kingdom.
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:05:16 No. 2806243 Report >>2806230 Please allow my wraiths to help you
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1385 GP (+300GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal]
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1385 GP (+300GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:06:29 No. 2806264 Report >>2806243 Sure, we need every bit of help to fight the commies
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:08:04 No. 2806293 Report >>2806264 Roll to command wraiths to assassinate influential communist leaders and sympathiesers
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:09:19 No. 2806313 Report Quoted By:
>>2806293 My wraith bonus is a bit op
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:12:42 No. 2806365 Report >>2806293 you command your wraiths to scour the city in search of commies! however they are unable to distinguish between people's political opinion, and instead simply soread terror and havoc through the city!
>>2806264 -250 gp/round
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:14:31 No. 2806391 Report >>2806365 Close enough just let the wraiths go after the pirates and what about
>>2806094 Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:14:44 No. 2806393 Report a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:17:13 No. 2806434 Report >>2806391 >>2806393 wasn't sure what you lads were going for so i was just going to let you do your own thing
but yes successful roll is successful
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:18:48 No. 2806462 Report >>2806434 3 down 6 to go by now they should be a bit alerted?
>>2806393 We make a good team
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:19:36 No. 2806475 Report >>2806462 OI LETZ CRACK SOME SKULLZ
(roll)
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths
Witch 70hp 70mp 420g +3wraiths ID:a7CDkbgS Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:21:14 No. 2806509 Report >>2806475 Who's skulls are you cracking?
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1435 GP (+50GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal]
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1435 GP (+50GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:22:20 No. 2806760 Report >>2806365 O crap
Btw I gtg, do I keep my king title or do I return to being a fair maiden next time I join?
Witch 420g
Ok well since we're on page 8 and most people are afk or going maybe we should stop for the day? Or maybe we create a new thread?
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:25:06 No. 2806823 Report >>2806509 whoevers is on the island so you can capture the captains
Also i gtg so take this roll for all the other captains as well
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post)
Orky pirate Capn 65HP 100G (poison sword 1dmg per post) ID:Vy79cH9q Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:25:28 No. 2806836 Report >>2806814 Yea we should stop
Witch 420g
>>2806823 >>2806836 What about it dragon gm?
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:27:09 No. 2806872 Report >>2806760 you don't stay queen but you can be a maiden if you want next time
>>2806847 yeah im done for not, maybe ill do another one later this week. cya guys
Witch 420g
>>2806872 Yeah lea host on next Saturday at 12 since that's ween people seem to be the most active and free
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1385 GP (+50GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal]
Queen Claire [52hp/55mp] [1385 GP (+50GP/turn)] [wooden staff] [spells: lust, heal] ID:mzbM+IJp Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:30:11 No. 2806930 Report >>2806872 Guess I'll stay a maiden
'Night everyone
a fucking dragonic gamemaster
a fucking dragonic gamemaster ID:WU/Ec4Ax Sun 05 Nov 2017 21:31:41 No. 2806955 Report Witch 420g
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>>2806930 Night
>>2806955 You are a good gm