>>2804260Alright, here's what you do.
You have to recite the entire erlkönig poem (in german, of course) while on horse riding in the woods towards Neuschwanstein Castle. Than, you have to go to the Netherlands and kill the kagarifag so that it doesn't make anymore shit threads. THAN, you have to fly to japan, go to Hiro's house, kill him, go to his computer, delete /pol/ and permban everyone who posts there regularly, than become the admin of 4chan and lead us to a golden age. Only than will your gay be cured.