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>>2805086
First, you must remove all gay-emitting objects from your abode. Then go into your local woods for ten days and beat yourself with sharps sticks for ten hours each day. Once your time is over, return to your home and hang yourself for five seconds. You shall then be freed from the gay.

Self-Hating American

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Self-Hating American ID:/V9UrAFJ Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:50:05 No.2805152 Report

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>>2805039
All Americans have the gay. This is an indisputable medical fact, back me up here, doc.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jQR7ROnG Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:51:39 No.2805173 Report

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>>2805152
While true that the Americans are born with the gay, it is not impossible to cure them of this ailment

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jQR7ROnG Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:54:04 No.2805210 Report

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>>2805105
delete this, Peasant!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sQvr9fz7 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:54:24 No.2805218 Report

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>>2805133
Thank you, good Doctor. You're always so wise and honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B9kV9AL1 Sun 05 Nov 2017 19:56:33 No.2805253 Report

Quoted By: >>2805317

>>2805152
>>2805173
Well fuck, is it okay if I just beat myself with pointy sticks like that other guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jQR7ROnG Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:02:11 No.2805317 Report

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>>2805253
well, due to being an american, the procedure is different. First, if you live in the west coast, leave immediately and leave any object that you own from there. Then continuously beat yourself with a leather belt until the skin on your back is raw. Then lavender oil and allow the scent to waft into the wounds. Wait for five days and the you will then be cleared of the gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sQvr9fz7 Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:04:30 No.2805346 Report

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>>2805317
Why do I have to hang myself and he doesn't? That doesn't seem very fair.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jQR7ROnG Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:08:11 No.2805393 Report

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>>2805346
Americans have natural gay, which is different from a leaf. The procedure is different

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B9kV9AL1 Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:09:28 No.2805408 Report

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>>2805317
What if i'm in the middle, without any water because for some reason people decided to set up shop in the fucking desert in the mountains oh god I hate this state. Anyway, would it change anything? I have cacti growing on the sidewalk if that helps.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:B9kV9AL1 Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:10:42 No.2805418 Report

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>>2805346
your syrup is concentrated gay most likely, probably need more thorough purging.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:l1PD7w+9 Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:16:53 No.2805487 Report

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>>2805011
You have done well, my disciple.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l1PD7w+9 Sun 05 Nov 2017 20:18:28 No.2805512 Report

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>>2805487
>PD in ID
Nice

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