>be 13 year old shitposter
>see that some some Americans got shot
>get giddy with excitement over the fact you can shitpost
>start laughing uncontrollably
>open up /bant/
>type into the OP ">be American"
>laughing so hard the entire street can hear you
>type in ">get shot"
>at this point screeching your lungs out with laughter
>carefully choose a yellow face from the laughing folder
>at this point you're actually waking the dead up and people in Australia are wondering what that deafening screeching noise is
>finally post what you've typed up
>the entire world is cracking in half from the shear noise of your laughter
>kill yourself when an American tells you to blow it out the ass
