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>be me
>go to debate tournament at Liberty, most batshit conservative university in existence
>somehow survive to final round despite being brown
>Final round
>have a terrible record, looking for something to salvage out of this experience
>Face a West Point team, after defeating an army team the round before
>notbad.jpeg
>They read their case for why universal healthcare is evil:
>"Taxation is theft"
>"Economic collapse is good"
>"Universal healthcare makes people not want to join the military, because people only join the military for free healthcare"
>They have quotes from universities for all of this ridiculous bullshit, as is debate tradition
>Middle of the round, Word stops responding
>Can't close the window, open task manager
>Task manager isn't responding
>bitch, what
>Computer restarts automatically
>installs update I never asked for as it's time for my rebuttal
>give terrible rebuttal with no evidence despite all my points making sense and ripping them apart in cross-examination
>Opponents bring up the fact that my speech had no evidence
>Judge votes down bc my speech had no evidence
>Mfw
>go to debate tournament at Liberty, most batshit conservative university in existence
>somehow survive to final round despite being brown
>Final round
>have a terrible record, looking for something to salvage out of this experience
>Face a West Point team, after defeating an army team the round before
>notbad.jpeg
>They read their case for why universal healthcare is evil:
>"Taxation is theft"
>"Economic collapse is good"
>"Universal healthcare makes people not want to join the military, because people only join the military for free healthcare"
>They have quotes from universities for all of this ridiculous bullshit, as is debate tradition
>Middle of the round, Word stops responding
>Can't close the window, open task manager
>Task manager isn't responding
>bitch, what
>Computer restarts automatically
>installs update I never asked for as it's time for my rebuttal
>give terrible rebuttal with no evidence despite all my points making sense and ripping them apart in cross-examination
>Opponents bring up the fact that my speech had no evidence
>Judge votes down bc my speech had no evidence
>Mfw
