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Anonymous ID:HXMgC58f Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:10:55 No.2811027 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2811046 >>2812990 >>2815654

ITT:
We state a super power and the comment under us limits it in some way.

Psychic domination

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:13:09 No.2811046 Report

Quoted By: >>2811094 >>2811238

>>2811027
>have psychic domination
>be a sub

Power: Incredibly perceptive with the 5 senses

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4F9/vKXE Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:14:41 No.2811069 Report

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The power to burn rööki

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LJuvOKN2 Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:16:54 No.2811094 Report

Quoted By: >>2811102 >>2811109

>>2811046
>You sense everything and you can't focus on one thing

Power: Predict future events

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JvZuuLnk Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:18:36 No.2811102 Report

Quoted By: >>2811196 >>2811203

>>2811094
>can only predict events totally unrelated to you
Teleportation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nmhJEpKF Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:18:59 No.2811109 Report

Quoted By: >>2811124

>>2811094
>Power: Predict future events
> only 5 minutes before they happen
Power: shapeshifting

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PyxYLgaH Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:20:07 No.2811124 Report

Quoted By: >>2811165

>>2811109
Limitation: Only one Tuesday
Power: See through anything

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:23:50 No.2811165 Report

Quoted By: >>2811195 >>2811208

>>2811124
>see through anything
>even your own cornea, so everything is blurry

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PyxYLgaH Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:26:41 No.2811195 Report

Quoted By: >>2811219

>>2811165
whats your power? suffer from 10 heart attacks while barely surviving, just to play 40 million funbucks to not get executed by godemperor?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+chkG9x2 Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:26:42 No.2811196 Report

Quoted By: >>2811224

>>2811102
>every time you teleport you'll be as tired as if you had walked the whole way there
Power: Jojo stand

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wamFVy7j Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:27:12 No.2811203 Report

Quoted By:

>>2811102
Teleporting uses up the stamina required to run that distance

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HUm+U6Rj Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:27:46 No.2811208 Report

Quoted By: >>2811231 >>2811238

>>2811165
I don’t see your power
My power is shoot lighting and wind

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:28:37 No.2811219 Report

Quoted By: >>2811252

>>2811195
>be me
>able to see through anything
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qOS7+B9f Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:28:50 No.2811224 Report

Quoted By:

>>2811196
>Power: Jojo stand
Notirious B.I.G.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RkcMhW0Y Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:29:35 No.2811231 Report

Quoted By: >>2811456 >>2811706

>>2811208
everytime you shoot lightning, 20,000 volts course through your body and your heart stops
>power: super strength

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:29:55 No.2811238 Report

Quoted By: >>2811315

>>2811208
My power was already listed >>2811046. If you guys want me to do another, here you go:
Unlimited stamina

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PyxYLgaH Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:31:04 No.2811252 Report

Quoted By: >>2811350

>>2811219
>be amerifat
>get insulted
>call insult bait

What did he mean by this?
p.s
>get shot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jf9YZ+5P Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:36:42 No.2811315 Report

Quoted By: >>2811350

>>2811238
but only when you are resting
>power: spit fire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:39:40 No.2811350 Report

Quoted By: >>2811375 >>2811388

>>2811252
holy fuck you actually gave me an idea for a virgin v chad mem

thanks cacuck

>>2811315
>spit fire
>can't keep a beat
joking
>not immune to heat

Power: Flight

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SQFVNzuZ Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:41:52 No.2811375 Report

Quoted By: >>2811485

>>2811350
can't get back to the ground without breaking your neck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PyxYLgaH Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:42:57 No.2811388 Report

Quoted By:

>>2811350
any time dude

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HUm+U6Rj Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:48:46 No.2811456 Report

Quoted By: >>2811514

>>2811231
Wait does that mean I’m dead everytime i shoot lightning
And does that mean I can shoot wind with no problem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:51:34 No.2811485 Report

Quoted By: >>2811514

>>2811375
List a fucking power when you reply

>power: telekinesis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6w5GrTC Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:53:23 No.2811504 Report

Quoted By:

Power: The ability to sense thots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5q3gO7e Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:54:08 No.2811514 Report

Quoted By: >>2811540 >>2811543 >>2811567

>>2811456
>Only out your ass
>>2811485
Only once a month
>power:the ability to win presidential elections

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PyxYLgaH Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:55:46 No.2811540 Report

Quoted By: >>2811601

>>2811514
Limitation: The nation you are now in charge of will be in constant political and civil unrest
Power: Convert someone to any sexual state (horny, asexual, gay, e.t.c)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dMerz0zY Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:56:03 No.2811543 Report

Quoted By: >>2811587 >>2811601

>>2811514
Start the second civil war
Power: Inability to die physically or mentally

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2zBnhkwX Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:56:08 No.2811545 Report

Quoted By:

Power to command anything (if it's non-living, power makes it sentient) to do anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jf9YZ+5P Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:58:08 No.2811567 Report

Quoted By: >>2811581 >>2811601

>>2811514
only in irrelevant countries like haiti
>power: immortality

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PyxYLgaH Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:59:18 No.2811581 Report

Quoted By: >>2811601 >>2811623

>>2811567
Limitation: Only on Tuesday
Power: godlike reflexes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o6w5GrTC Mon 06 Nov 2017 02:59:51 No.2811587 Report

Quoted By: >>2811594

>>2811543
Limitation: You have to watch everyone you care about die until eventually you outlive the universe, being stuck in an empty black void for all eternity.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2zBnhkwX Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:00:30 No.2811594 Report

Quoted By:

>>2811587
That's literally the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5q3gO7e Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:01:17 No.2811601 Report

Quoted By: >>2811616

>>2811540
Only works on large, hairy men
>>2811543
>>2811567
Chronic pain
>>2811581
Reflexes of the god of paraplegia
Power:Unlimited peanuts

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:PyxYLgaH Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:01:47 No.2811606 Report

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nobody even knows how to play. I quit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fx98ILYQ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:02:34 No.2811616 Report

Quoted By: >>2811626 >>2811640

>>2811601
Peanut allergy. [Insert laughter here]
Power:Healing lava

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Jf9YZ+5P Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:03:20 No.2811623 Report

Quoted By: >>2811639 >>2811640

>>2811581
only if you close ur eyes
>power: my power has no limitations

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2jNBX+w Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:03:32 No.2811626 Report

Quoted By: >>2811639 >>2811640

>>2811616
the floor is not made of lava

being a cute girl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fx98ILYQ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:04:51 No.2811639 Report

Quoted By: >>2811653 >>2811681

>>2811626
Dead cute girl.
>>2811623
Because your power has no effects.
Power:Limitless supply of iron.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5q3gO7e Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:04:52 No.2811640 Report

Quoted By: >>2811681

>>2811616
Only works on large, hairy men
>>2811623
It does
>>2811626
Only on tuesdays
Power: Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fVIgsCqK Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:06:03 No.2811653 Report

Quoted By: >>2811679 >>2811680

>>2811639
it turns into mashed potatoes after 2 days
>stuffed animals can be turned into real animals

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2zBnhkwX Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:07:50 No.2811679 Report

Quoted By:

>>2811653
animals turn into lube after one month
>power able to be iron-bellied; eat anything that is considered deadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5q3gO7e Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:07:52 No.2811680 Report

Quoted By: >>2811927

>>2811653
All the animals have down syndrome
Power: The ability to grow my benis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2jNBX+w Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:07:56 No.2811681 Report

Quoted By: >>2811717

>>2811639
>limitless supply of iron
rain never stops
>>2811640
>pokemon
they think youre cute and want to lewd you
power: can shoot explosive dicks out of my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:TtlOvMMX Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:09:46 No.2811706 Report

Quoted By: >>2811717

>>2811231
You risk breaking your muscles if you excert too much strength. Like for example lifting above 1 ton it's a 10% change.

>Power: shapeshifting

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5q3gO7e Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:10:58 No.2811717 Report

Quoted By: >>2811727

>>2811681
>implying thats a limitation
Your urethra can't stretch that far and so the dicks explode inside your dick
>>2811706
Only one body part at a time
>Power: Walk on water

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dPSK+HEy Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:12:04 No.2811727 Report

Quoted By: >>2811829

>>2811717
Only frozen water

Power: Flying

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Jf9YZ+5P Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:21:19 No.2811829 Report

Quoted By: >>2811882

>>2811727
up to 10 cm
>power: shoot strawberry yogurt from armpits
niggers im absulute

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:25:10 No.2811882 Report

Quoted By: >>2811904 >>2811910 >>2811930

>>2811829
Its greek strawberry yogurt

power: cant get anyone pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fx98ILYQ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:27:27 No.2811904 Report

Quoted By: >>2811980

>>2811882
Castration, excrutiatingly painful castration.
Power:Save system.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dPSK+HEy Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:27:50 No.2811910 Report

Quoted By: >>2811930

>>2811882
>Can't get anyone pregnant
Because you can't get any pussy

Power: Infinite wealth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b4ArzJkC Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:29:29 No.2811927 Report

Quoted By: >>2811938

>>2811680
Can only grow up to 3 inches

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:29:46 No.2811930 Report

Quoted By: >>2811967

>>2811910
But only somalian wealth
>>2811882
it works like resident evil 1; limited saves

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:30:15 No.2811938 Report

Quoted By: >>2811952

>>2811927
PUT A FUCKING POWER WHEN YOU REPLYYY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b4ArzJkC Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:31:25 No.2811952 Report

Quoted By: >>2811982

>>2811938
Power: Stone skin

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fx98ILYQ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:32:23 No.2811967 Report

Quoted By: >>2811970

>>2811930
(nailed it, looks like you replied to the wrong post!)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:32:49 No.2811970 Report

Quoted By:

>>2811967
Im sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b4ArzJkC Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:33:40 No.2811980 Report

Quoted By:

>>2811904
5 percent chance of save state to be corrupted, causing you to die
Power: literal finger guns

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dPSK+HEy Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:33:41 No.2811982 Report

Quoted By: >>2811999 >>2812003

>>2811952
>Stone skin
Skin not flexible so can't move

Power: Mind control

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:35:08 No.2811999 Report

Quoted By: >>2812031

>>2811982
only the minds of small animalz
power: slavery

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YT2i+Dzp Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:35:10 No.2812003 Report

Quoted By: >>2812015

>>2811982
Everyone can control your mind if they try.

Power: Never stop cumming.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:36:10 No.2812015 Report

Quoted By: >>2812037

>>2812003
But it lands on a dude every time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5q3gO7e Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:37:34 No.2812031 Report

Quoted By: >>2812045 >>2812069

>>2811999
Slaves always revolt
Power: able to cum literal buckets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:38:04 No.2812037 Report

Quoted By: >>2812168

>>2812015
Power: can triforce on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQnuek/3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:38:07 No.2812038 Report

Quoted By: >>2812056

Superpower: Can jump twice as high if I really try

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:38:43 No.2812045 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812031
But buckets are only in minecraft

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:39:24 No.2812056 Report

Quoted By: >>2812066 >>2812072

>>2812038
Twice 1 inch
Power: beef jerky is free

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQnuek/3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:40:15 No.2812066 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812056
But you're allergic to beef

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fx98ILYQ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:40:25 No.2812069 Report

Quoted By: >>2812090

>>2812031
just try and get STEEL out of your dick!
Power:Telekinesis

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dPSK+HEy Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:40:53 No.2812072 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812056
>Beef jerky is free
But jerky is made of human meat

Power: Immune to diseases

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:JctuqohR Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:41:35 No.2812080 Report

Quoted By:

>Able to bend or twist any joint as far as I want without dying or fainting and revert back to regular joint positions.
>Not immune to pain.
>Excruciatingly painful.

I'd fuck with people such as when someone would say something totally mundane i'd twist my head and make a rape face.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:42:25 No.2812090 Report

Quoted By: >>2812113

>>2812069
but the only objects you can move are black dildos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQnuek/3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:42:34 No.2812097 Report

Quoted By: >>2812105

Power: Able to burp on command

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:43:27 No.2812105 Report

Quoted By: >>2812118

>>2812097
but every 3 burps you puke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fx98ILYQ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:44:01 No.2812113 Report

Quoted By: >>2812125

>>2812090
(I dunno man, you can cause a LOT of pain by ramming dildos in someone's eyes)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:44:19 No.2812118 Report

Quoted By: >>2812136 >>2812137

>>2812105
Power: rick and morty season 4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:45:06 No.2812125 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812113
BLACK DILDO MAN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQnuek/3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:45:43 No.2812136 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812118
>only cancerous memes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:45:45 No.2812137 Report

Quoted By: >>2812161 >>2812177

>>2812118
>rick and morty season 4
>iq so high your brain explodes

Power: the ability to give any woman an orgasm

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQnuek/3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:47:41 No.2812161 Report

Quoted By: >>2812204

>>2812137
>you can give them an orgasm only via self mutilation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fVIgsCqK Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:48:13 No.2812168 Report

Quoted By: >>2812181 >>2812204

>>2812037
only on /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:48:47 No.2812177 Report

Quoted By: >>2812207 >>2812209

>>2812137
until you realize its a trap
power: distribute hentai sex dolls to the poor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:49:04 No.2812181 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812168
aw FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:50:26 No.2812204 Report

Quoted By: >>2812216

>>2812161
>>2812168
Can you niggers put powers when you put limitations

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQnuek/3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:50:31 No.2812207 Report

Quoted By: >>2812236

>>2812177
>only to the poor, not the homeless
Have fun going around the ghetto with a truck full of sex dolls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dPSK+HEy Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:50:41 No.2812209 Report

Quoted By: >>2812215

>>2812177
None left for you
>Power: Live forever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cQnuek/3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:51:03 No.2812215 Report

Quoted By: >>2812226

>>2812209
>until you die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:51:11 No.2812216 Report

Quoted By: >>2812244

>>2812204
might as well make a new power
power: bring back moot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:51:43 No.2812226 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812215
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:52:24 No.2812236 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812207
i already came in them, who wants sloppy seconds on a doll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t5q3gO7e Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:52:54 No.2812244 Report

Quoted By: >>2812261 >>2812262 >>2812299

>>2812216
He's still gay
>Power: Always get dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:C6IJVZ9e Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:53:52 No.2812259 Report

Quoted By: >>2812314

>super power
The United States of America

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dPSK+HEy Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:54:02 No.2812261 Report

Quoted By: >>2812276 >>2812293

>>2812244
>Always get dubs
Only on /b/

Power: Have a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:54:03 No.2812262 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812244
SPEAK OF THE FUCKING DEVIL

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:54:44 No.2812276 Report

Quoted By: >>2812279

>>2812261
but she has hairy arms
power: nuke /pol:

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:55:01 No.2812279 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812276
/pol/*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:56:00 No.2812293 Report

Quoted By: >>2812330

>>2812261
she refuses to have sex unless you run a 5k first

Power: be able to tame and control any animal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:56:27 No.2812299 Report

Quoted By: >>2812325

>>2812244
dubs are for sissy fap threads on /b/
power: beat cuphead no deaths

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:57:11 No.2812314 Report

Quoted By: >>2812373

>>2812259
>USA
>USA

Power: the ability to heal basically any non-fatal wound

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:58:04 No.2812325 Report

Quoted By: >>2812344

>>2812299
every cup you touch will instantly shatter

Power: be able to put anyone to sleep instantly

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:58:21 No.2812330 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812293
but the animal has autism
power: tripfag on /b/

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 03:59:04 No.2812344 Report

Quoted By: >>2812363

>>2812325
but putting others to sleep causes you to be put asleep

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:00:18 No.2812363 Report

Quoted By: >>2812392

>>2812344
Power: one stroke and you cum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:00:57 No.2812373 Report

Quoted By: >>2812393 >>2812419

>>2812314
you feel all the pain of the wound as soon as its healed

Power: be able to see through any girls clothing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:01:58 No.2812392 Report

Quoted By: >>2812436 >>2812466

>>2812363
the cum will be extremely difficult to clean up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:02:05 No.2812393 Report

Quoted By: >>2812466

>>2812373
>not understanding that this is literally a normal Human thing

anyway
>see through girls' clothing
>including unerage
>>get arrested for pedophilia

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:03:25 No.2812419 Report

Quoted By: >>2813243

>>2812373
but you see past the girl as well
power: women with small breasts are executed before the townsfolk

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:04:07 No.2812436 Report

Quoted By: >>2812459

>>2812392
so i cant get on the bus and cum 98 times before getting off

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aF6DkMIm Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:05:16 No.2812459 Report

Quoted By: >>2812489

>>2812436
cumming 98 times and still not getting off? jeez, I'd have thought you'd have gotten off at least 98 times.

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:05:56 No.2812466 Report

Quoted By: >>2812506

>>2812393
>>2812392
When you put a limitation, put a power

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

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jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:07:42 No.2812489 Report

Quoted By:

>>2812459
>baiting this bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:08:23 No.2812506 Report

Quoted By: >>2812542

>>2812466
power: you do not have to pay for anything

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:10:20 No.2812542 Report

Quoted By: >>2812585

>>2812506
but the salesman gets to lick your forehead
power: track ip’s on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:13:16 No.2812585 Report

Quoted By: >>2812611

>>2812542
the person you're tracking will have a hitman come after you once you locate them

Power: you never need to sleep, ever

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BdYvrxNQ Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:15:19 No.2812611 Report

Quoted By: >>2812635

>>2812585
Stuck in a coma

Power: water breathing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:16:54 No.2812635 Report

Quoted By: >>2812714 >>2812899

>>2812611
you get severe asthma for the rest of the day

Power: you never need to work out, you are always physically fit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BYKnDkl1 Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:24:57 No.2812714 Report

Quoted By: >>2812772

>>2812635
But you have to post cirno memes on /fit/

Power :speak any language

jew !xi8/JKFwzo

jew !xi8/JKFwzo ID:ooes8+Fz Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:30:29 No.2812772 Report

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>>2812714
But you have close to no literacy in your home language

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SScD1sC6 Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:44:36 No.2812899 Report

Quoted By: >>2812956

>>2812635
The fitness comes from your tard strength; you have the mental capacity of a potato
>Power: ctrl + f in real life
God, that would be so useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FLmgOSr/ Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:50:19 No.2812956 Report

Quoted By: >>2813014

>>2812899
you have to sift through every single time the word or phrase has been said in the past year

Power: you can instantly make a girl horny

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4iPwbd56 Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:52:41 No.2812971 Report

Quoted By: >>2813046

Can change my appearance at will.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4K03pUf Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:55:01 No.2812990 Report

Quoted By: >>2813033

>>2811027
The ability to configure atoms and molecules into anything I desire

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SMZ7gjr Mon 06 Nov 2017 04:58:14 No.2813014 Report

Quoted By: >>2814551

>>2812956
>as long as you are using the power, you can't get hard

power: the ability to dupe items irl

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SMZ7gjr Mon 06 Nov 2017 05:00:15 No.2813033 Report

Quoted By: >>2813485

>>2812990
>the energy required to do so comes from your own body so most things are still impossible, molecular bonding/breaking bonds can be really energetic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SMZ7gjr Mon 06 Nov 2017 05:01:38 No.2813046 Report

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>>2812971
>it slowly morphs back into your original form over a short time; maintaining the change takes massive effort

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xpsNsuvu Mon 06 Nov 2017 05:37:38 No.2813243 Report

Quoted By: >>2813297

>>2812419
What you said but before in this context actually means proceeding, everyone else is executed immediately afterwards. Humanity is now extinct.
Power: Godlike Charisma

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P95esA9H Mon 06 Nov 2017 05:43:32 No.2813297 Report

Quoted By: >>2813302

>>2813243
>power is observable only by the wielder "everyone else sees this"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P95esA9H Mon 06 Nov 2017 05:43:58 No.2813302 Report

Quoted By: >>2813485

>>2813297
Power molecular manipulation

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8SMZ7gjr Mon 06 Nov 2017 06:13:58 No.2813485 Report

Quoted By:

>>2813302
see
>>2813033

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LwPKHpwY Mon 06 Nov 2017 09:50:17 No.2814551 Report

Quoted By: >>2815596

>>2813014
To duplicate something you must eat it. You will later shit out two of it.

The power to become cute anime girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sT8nmGTy Mon 06 Nov 2017 12:50:45 No.2815596 Report

Quoted By: >>2815606

>>2814551
Your friends and family still see you as the same person

Power: Able to track anyone in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6uC5MoJ9 Mon 06 Nov 2017 12:52:37 No.2815606 Report

Quoted By:

>>2815596
Only able to track someone if they have taken a shit in the last 30 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pbd5jntH Mon 06 Nov 2017 12:56:53 No.2815654 Report

Quoted By: >>2815777

>>2811027
To be able to summon a cold cheeseburger once

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YT2i+Dzp Mon 06 Nov 2017 13:05:47 No.2815777 Report

Quoted By: >>2815785 >>2815797

>>2815654
It has pickles whether you want them or not.

Power: The ability to eat literally anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Pbd5jntH Mon 06 Nov 2017 13:07:20 No.2815785 Report

Quoted By:

>>2815777
And everything tastes like oatmeal

King Nigger

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King Nigger ID:rky3KuG3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 13:08:58 No.2815795 Report

Quoted By: >>2815808

the power to infect everybody you touch with your crippling depression

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CXac1tnm Mon 06 Nov 2017 13:09:47 No.2815797 Report

Quoted By:

>>2815777
You can only shit out of your mouth

Ability: getting quads everytime

Also..holy trips

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sT8nmGTy Mon 06 Nov 2017 13:11:29 No.2815808 Report

Quoted By: >>2815826 >>2815830

>>2815795
It can only spread to animals

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:rky3KuG3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 13:15:52 No.2815826 Report

Quoted By:

>>2815808
>everybody

if i said everything i touch then your post would apply you need to think a negetive that would effect the caster

King Nigger

King Nigger ID:rky3KuG3 Mon 06 Nov 2017 13:16:51 No.2815830 Report

Quoted By:

>>2815808
everybody
ˈɛvrJbɒdi/Submit
pronoun
every person.
"everybody agrees with his views"
synonyms: everyone, every person, each person, each one, each and every one, all, one and all, all and sundry, the whole world, the world at large, the public, the general public, people

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