Can we get a collection of top-tier American banter retorts when they get BTFO by non-burgers?

>when BTFO by a Brazillian
UMA DELICIA

>when BTFO by a Dutch man
Fuck off toothpaste

>when BTFO by a Greek man
pay denbts lol

>when BTFO by an Indian who can afford a PC and internet
POO IN LOO

>when BTFO by a Canadian
haha your flag has a leaf like wtf xD

>when too high on crack to see the flag
Blow it out your ass

Did I forget any?