/bant/ - International/Random

>>2822019
Ohey leaf, im the Spanon who survived creating a new civilization in other temporal line, i offered you a place in my civilization, now that i ascended to the stars, can i take part in your space cruiser?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:F9zUCo+o Mon 06 Nov 2017 23:58:32 No.2822555 Report

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>>2822356
Umm the dannys exploded your ship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uZrGPDmK Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:02:31 No.2822578 Report

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>>2822555
Nope, you madman ≧◡≦

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WApwn5PQ Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:03:38 No.2822586 Report

Quoted By: >>2823138 >>2825995

Did you guys ever recover my body from around the airlock?

Co-Captian

Co-Captian ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:10:32 No.2822645 Report

Quoted By: >>2822670 >>2825995

>>2821964
hi again Captain Otto

Co-Captian

Co-Captian ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:11:52 No.2822660 Report

Quoted By: >>2822670 >>2825995

>>2822019
i guess we are also cleansing the universe from the slowjacks and wosacks too?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:12:42 No.2822670 Report

Quoted By: >>2822678 >>2825995

>>2822645
Hello co pilot how do you do?
>>2822660
One at a time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:13:33 No.2822678 Report

Quoted By: >>2822680 >>2822686 >>2825995

>>2822670
nah we can do both
*loads space shotgun*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:14:03 No.2822680 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2822678
aw shit nametag fell off

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:14:42 No.2822686 Report

Quoted By: >>2822708 >>2825995

>>2822678
Whatever you say but before we do kinda wanna pick up a shipment of weed on faggot 9

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:15:52 No.2822693 Report

Quoted By: >>2822712

>>2821964
We got the corpse of the guy who sabotaged the nuclear reactor but we haven't inspected it yet, last I saw we are just made it into space over faggot 9

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:17:21 No.2822708 Report

Quoted By: >>2823105 >>2824563 >>2825995

>>2822686
alright sir, ill go send someone to pick a shipment up
>>2822285
hey, can you pick up a shipment of space weed for our crew?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:17:27 No.2822709 Report

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>>2821964
Also all the guards are fine and last I checked all systems are operating and there are no xenos on board

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:17:49 No.2822712 Report

Quoted By: >>2822730 >>2822734 >>2825995

>>2822693
Ok good get somebody to inspect it and contact ground forces to find us a landing pad

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:19:39 No.2822730 Report

Quoted By: >>2822739 >>2822742

>>2822712
Do we have a doctor? I'm not really a medical professional.

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:20:08 No.2822734 Report

Quoted By: >>2822747 >>2825995

>>2822712
ill contact Faggot 9 ground forces sir
i just need to send a signal for them and wait for them to prepare the landing pad
it will take 20 minutes at most.

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:20:29 No.2822739 Report

Quoted By: >>2822781 >>2825995

>>2822730
I mean inspect the reactor just through the body in the airlock

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:20:57 No.2822742 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2822730
i mean, we did have a ship Plague doctor last thread, but i dont think he's on board right now...

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:21:19 No.2822747 Report

Quoted By: >>2822827 >>2825995

>>2822734
Not to long

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:24:43 No.2822781 Report

Quoted By: >>2822790

>>2822739
Yes sir, I'll send some pdf troops immediately

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:25:16 No.2822790 Report

Quoted By: >>2822841 >>2825995

>>2822781
Any info about dr Germany?

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:27:59 No.2822827 Report

Quoted By: >>2822865 >>2825995

>>2822747
err, sir, i think we need to update our control panel sir, last thread some hackerman hacked our ship and corrupted all our data, so we had to use up our backup data usb thingy, but our control panel still needs to be updated in order for the rest of the backup data to load into the control panel

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:28:56 No.2822841 Report

Quoted By: >>2822865

>>2822790
We suspect he took a snub vessel and has escaped. He might come back with other hostiles however, so keep the sensors on

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:30:24 No.2822865 Report

Quoted By: >>2822870 >>2822895 >>2825995

>>2822827
You work on that the best you can currently we will get more help from ground forces on faggot 9
>>2822841
I do believe there is a tracking device on the ships see if you can

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:31:06 No.2822870 Report

Quoted By: >>2822887 >>2822937

>>2822865
I'm on it

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:32:10 No.2822887 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2822870
Good

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:33:00 No.2822895 Report

Quoted By: >>2822937 >>2825995

>>2822865
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ok, when we finally land, ill see if i can hire a special NEET computer engineer to fix up and update our control panel

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:36:29 No.2822937 Report

Quoted By: >>2822982 >>2822992 >>2823087 >>2825995

>>2822895
Hopefully it won't cost too much
>>2822870
I have heard of space resistant xenos on faggot 9
They are a type of parasite that take control of a body and turns it into some type of thing
Are the air locks fully shut and when did the security team checked on them

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:40:03 No.2822982 Report

Quoted By: >>2823004 >>2825995

>>2822937
isnt there also a disease on Faggot 9 called "The Gay"?
I think it is spread from gayposting. which is very common here

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:41:03 No.2822992 Report

Quoted By: >>2823035 >>2823037

>>2822937
I'll ask the guys I sent to dispose of the traitor.

Also... What does a tracker look like?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:42:12 No.2823004 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2822982
That is true but our ships life support system will keep us safe and plus we are not going to heavy gay areas all we are doing is resupplying and getting a shipment of weed

Captain Otto.

Captain Otto. ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:44:11 No.2823035 Report

Quoted By: >>2823059 >>2823087 >>2823227 >>2825995

>>2822992
It will be on the main console at the bride you will be able to track it through there
The actual tracker is a circular object with camouflage that fits in with space

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:44:27 No.2823037 Report

Quoted By: >>2823059 >>2823087 >>2825995

>>2822992
it looks like a fish hook
its commonly referred to as "b8"

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:45:51 No.2823059 Report

Quoted By: >>2823084 >>2825995

>>2823037
>>2823035
oh wait i thought you meant like a tracker that sticks to enemy ships and tags them with a signal

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:47:42 No.2823084 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823059
We can go fishing later I heard that there is a nearby ocean world has a great island with beautiful beaches maybe our crew can go there for a vacation

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:47:58 No.2823087 Report

Quoted By: >>2823134 >>2823164

>>2823037
>>2823035
OK, I'll get a squad to take care of it
>>2822937
Umm, so apparently the airlock was left un sealed for about 20 minutes approximately. It's been sealed now but we might have already taken on some hitch hikers...

First Mate

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First Mate ID:t9SupXg/ Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:49:28 No.2823105 Report

Quoted By: >>2823134 >>2823136

>>2822708
No you faggot, as first matey Gay Nigger From Outer space the III I am in charge of cargo operations

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:52:14 No.2823134 Report

Quoted By: >>2823174 >>2823235 >>2825995

>>2823105
Ok then just get us the space weed
>>2823087
That is not good there might be an infestation get the security teams to search everywhere and don't let them go alone put them in groups of 4 or 3

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:52:24 No.2823136 Report

Quoted By: >>2823235 >>2825995

>>2823105
alright fine
youll be responsible for picking the space weed up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6lps1RNl Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:52:26 No.2823138 Report

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>>2822586
Nope, it went out the airlock into space where it was eaten by a really gay black hole.

Ensign Moonman

Ensign Moonman ID:Rm2uhoCU Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:54:06 No.2823158 Report

Quoted By: >>2823176 >>2823182 >>2823227 >>2825995

Captain! I found some niggers trying to steal chicken from the mess hall. What should we do with them?

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:54:36 No.2823164 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823087
ah shit
order the security team to search the ship
you, check the security cameras and make an announcement about this situation

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:55:17 No.2823174 Report

Quoted By: >>2823183 >>2823205

>>2823134
Yes sir, the guards are gearing up now.

Also permission to activate lock down?

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:55:27 No.2823176 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823158
just force them to pay for it or kick them out when we land

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:55:56 No.2823182 Report

Quoted By: >>2823206 >>2823247 >>2825995

>>2823158
Just round them up and put them on the brig
And xenos might be in the ship they are our main priority

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:56:08 No.2823183 Report

Quoted By: >>2823260 >>2825995

>>2823174
permission granted

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:57:20 No.2823205 Report

Quoted By: >>2823260 >>2825995

>>2823174
Granted,be safe
I will be on the bridge

Ensign Moonman

Ensign Moonman ID:Rm2uhoCU Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:57:24 No.2823206 Report

Quoted By: >>2823236 >>2823245 >>2825995

>>2823182
They’re niggers though sir. We have a xeno infestation, why can’t we just space the coons?

Ships NEET

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Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:58:14 No.2823224 Report

Quoted By: >>2823245

I put up put up this poster of satania in the drive room I hope no one minds

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:58:24 No.2823227 Report

Quoted By: >>2823247 >>2823273

>>2823158
I'll send a deathsquad immediately
>>2823035
One of my men has found the tracking device, here it is.

First Mate

First Mate ID:t9SupXg/ Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:59:05 No.2823235 Report

Quoted By: >>2823293 >>2823309

>>2823134
>>2823136
Alright. The orbital station over Faggot IX greenlighted us. I am sending a pickup crew down to the surface to inspect the weed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:59:07 No.2823236 Report

Quoted By: >>2823257 >>2823335 >>2825995

>>2823206
round them up on the brig like Captain Otto said
we will deal with them later after we deal with possible hitchhikers

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 00:59:57 No.2823245 Report

Quoted By: >>2823273 >>2823327 >>2823335 >>2825995

>>2823206
An order is an order but if they ate the tendies execute them but make it Silent don't want to attract the xenos
>>2823224
Welcome back neet report to the bridge and bring a body pillow with you just in case we need you up here

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:00:00 No.2823247 Report

Quoted By: >>2823335 >>2825995

>>2823227
see >>2823182

Ensign Moonman

Ensign Moonman ID:Rm2uhoCU Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:00:21 No.2823257 Report

Quoted By: >>2823335 >>2825995

>>2823236
Roger. I’ll coordinate with the guard captain.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:00:29 No.2823260 Report

Quoted By: >>2823293

>>2823183
>>2823205
SHIP AI::[Lock down procedures activated, sorry for the inconvenience]

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:01:18 No.2823273 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823245
we cant deal with the niggers right now sir
we need to destroy the tracking device now that Guard Captain found>>2823227

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:02:25 No.2823293 Report

Quoted By: >>2823323 >>2823443 >>2825995

>>2823235
Ok good
>>2823260
*me on coms*
All personal this is a lockdown I repeat this is a lockdown all personal stay in your personal quarters but if you are close to the bridge make your way over here. I will give a signal when it's over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:03:38 No.2823309 Report

Quoted By: >>2823317 >>2823324 >>2825995

>>2823235
alright, i guess since they have the landing pad ready, we shall land now

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:04:15 No.2823317 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823309
FUCK WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING TO PUT MY NAMETAG ON

Ensign Moonman

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Ensign Moonman ID:Rm2uhoCU Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:04:39 No.2823323 Report

Quoted By: >>2823345 >>2823346 >>2825995

>>2823293
Captain, permission to open carry recreational mcnuke launchers? I think the hitchhikers are hostile.

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:04:46 No.2823324 Report

Quoted By: >>2823346 >>2825995

>>2823309
No keep the ship up we don't want to infect the colony with a possible infestation

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:05:15 No.2823327 Report

Quoted By: >>2823345

>>2823245
ok sir, are the crew trained in accepting body pillows as real people?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:05:39 No.2823335 Report

Quoted By: >>2823363 >>2823372

>>2823257
>>2823247
>>2823245
>>2823236
Aye aye, the code blacks have been rounded up and restrained with minimal difficulty.

I could just shoot em, blame it on the xenos.

Realted, we haven't found much evidence of the xenos location, we have heard shambles and clicking coming from the engineering crawlspaces however

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:06:27 No.2823345 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823323
Not yet just keep it to assault rifles and flame throwers
Why did no one check on the air locks we have possible xenos fucking around hitchhikers and now nigs raiding the mess hall
>>2823327
Sure

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:06:29 No.2823346 Report

Quoted By: >>2823365 >>2825995

>>2823324
alright, ill hold the landing for now
>>2823323
THE HITCHHIKERS ARE IN THE SHIP RIGHT NOW DUMBASS
WE CANT JUST NUKE OUR OWN SHIP

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:07:37 No.2823363 Report

Quoted By: >>2823409 >>2825995

>>2823335
investigate the crawlspaces immediately
send a drone down the crawlspaces

Ensign Moonman

Ensign Moonman ID:Rm2uhoCU Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:07:49 No.2823365 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823346
Shhhhieeeet.

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:08:24 No.2823372 Report

Quoted By: >>2823386 >>2823388 >>2823409 >>2823432 >>2825995

>>2823335
Oh shit
Xenomorphs
Co captain check the censors if there are anything in the vents
Tell the security teams to equip themselves with flamethrower and motion trackers

Ensign Moonman

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Ensign Moonman ID:Rm2uhoCU Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:09:46 No.2823386 Report

Quoted By: >>2823403 >>2823424 >>2823432 >>2825995

>>2823372
Uhhh sir, I think we got ourselves a real bad xeno problem....

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:10:03 No.2823388 Report

Quoted By: >>2823396 >>2823424 >>2825995

>>2823372
but Captain... wouldnt flamethrowers burn the whole fucking ship down?
arm them with tesla cannons instead

Ensign Moonman

Ensign Moonman ID:Rm2uhoCU Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:10:54 No.2823396 Report

Quoted By: >>2823424 >>2825995

>>2823388
Metal doesn’t burn, co-captain.

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:11:19 No.2823403 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823386
what in the fuck are those white spots?
ah shit, blast them with the ships turrets

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:12:11 No.2823409 Report

Quoted By: >>2823424 >>2823442

>>2823372
Yes sir,
We've also lost contact with one of the teams sir.
>>2823363
Excellent idea sir, I'll send a scouting drone out asap

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:13:37 No.2823424 Report

Quoted By: >>2823442 >>2825995

>>2823409
Fuck fuck fuck radio ground forces about the xenomorphs
>>2823388
This>>2823396
>>2823386
They are inside the ship...

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:14:24 No.2823432 Report

Quoted By: >>2823453

>>2823386
...Holy shit...
>>2823372
Get everyone to the cargo bay immediately, there's the personnel turret and there aren't many vents, also send a distress signal

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:15:18 No.2823442 Report

Quoted By: >>2823465 >>2825995

>>2823409
>>2823424
oh fuck
SEND IN THE SPECIAL EXTERMINATION SECURITY SQUAD
NOW
ARM YOURSELVES EVERYONE
*loads pistol*

First Mate

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First Mate ID:t9SupXg/ Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:15:18 No.2823443 Report

Quoted By: >>2823445 >>2823453 >>2823465

>>2823293
The pickup crew has just analysed the weed shipment sir. It looks good. No signs of tampering or contamination. The governor of Faggot IX wants 30,000 credits for the weed. What do you think sir?

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:15:53 No.2823445 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823443
HOLD ON THE SPACE WEED
WE HAVE AN ALIEN INFESTATION

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:16:28 No.2823453 Report

Quoted By: >>2823664 >>2825995

>>2823432
Same with the bridge it only has one vent plus we can hold out here for a while
>>2823443
Tell him 25 000 credits and to help us with the xenomorphs

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:16:53 No.2823457 Report

Quoted By: >>2823473 >>2823474 >>2823483

I have horded enough to make a blockage to my room of dorito packets and I am defending my body pillow, she is so scared but I will protect her.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:17:33 No.2823465 Report

Quoted By: >>2823498

>>2823443
Finally some good news, the price sounds good.
>>2823442
I've sent a distress call to the duke, only he can save us now

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:17:37 No.2823468 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

It's been a long time since I killed a xenomorph queen
*loads assault rifle with ap rounds*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:18:13 No.2823473 Report

Quoted By: >>2823498 >>2823506 >>2823581 >>2825995

>>2823457
FORGET ABOUT YOUR PILLOW WAIFU
GET TO THE CARGO BAY OR THE BRIDGE IMMEDIATELY

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:18:14 No.2823474 Report

Quoted By: >>2823581

>>2823457
You're doing god's work son

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:18:42 No.2823483 Report

Quoted By: >>2823581 >>2825995

>>2823457
Wait you have no vents in your room somehow your safe also there is a console in your room it has a motion tracker check it now!

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:19:54 No.2823498 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823473
Acctualy he is pretty safe
>>2823465
I have seen lower prices

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:20:43 No.2823506 Report

Quoted By: >>2823519 >>2823530

>>2823473
We have the remaining 23 guardsmen locking down the cargo bay sir

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:21:36 No.2823519 Report

Quoted By: >>2823560 >>2825995

>>2823506
How many did we lose?

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:22:43 No.2823530 Report

Quoted By: >>2823573 >>2825995

>>2823506
get 8 guardsmen in the engine rooms
now

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:24:37 No.2823560 Report

Quoted By: >>2823572 >>2823582

>>2823519
... 11...

Captain Otto

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Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:24:41 No.2823562 Report

Quoted By: >>2823582 >>2825995

Guys...

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:25:40 No.2823572 Report

Quoted By: >>2823602 >>2823635 >>2825995

>>2823560
Ok you know what I will deal with this myself co captain open the door I'm doing this shit

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:25:47 No.2823573 Report

Quoted By: >>2823595

>>2823530
Yes sir, I'll join then.
may I ask why however?

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:26:13 No.2823581 Report

Quoted By: >>2823614

>>2823473
How dare you, she is telling me not to now.

>>2823483
oh yeah I got rid of that ages ago to make room for some figurines. I cannot breate in here for very long though due to the smell

>>2823474
I know

You guys tell me when it's sorted

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:26:18 No.2823582 Report

Quoted By: >>2823614 >>2825995

>>2823560
may the guardian of /bant/ have mercy on their souls...
>>2823562
whats happening?

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:27:27 No.2823595 Report

Quoted By: >>2823628 >>2825995

>>2823573
the xenos might have gone into the engine rooms
do not let them go near the warp core

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:28:10 No.2823602 Report

Quoted By: >>2823624

>>2823572
*DZFFDZFFDZFF*
*pant*
.. Permission to activate self destruction procedure

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:28:56 No.2823614 Report

Quoted By: >>2823676 >>2825995

>>2823581
Ok fine then just stay active on the comms then
>>2823582
A bunch of xenomorhs are in the ship the motion tracker showed that
Ok I'm going out to take out the queen

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:29:31 No.2823624 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823602
Permission denied

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:30:00 No.2823628 Report

Quoted By: >>2823654

>>2823595
I'm fighting my way into there, *DZFF* *clicking and sliceing noises*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:30:30 No.2823634 Report

Quoted By: >>2823644 >>2825995

*leaves room as gun shots are heard outside of the door and then a thud at the door*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:30:36 No.2823635 Report

Quoted By: >>2823644 >>2825995

>>2823572
NO
I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO RISK YOURE WELL BEING
YOU ARE THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP
I WILL GO MYSELF FOR YOU

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:31:31 No.2823644 Report

Quoted By: >>2823671 >>2825995

>>2823635
>>2823634
ah shit
CAPTAIN
HOLD ON
*readies pistol*
STAY BEHIND ME SIR

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:32:05 No.2823654 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823628
Hold on buddy I'm coming
*jumps down elevator shaft and sees intense fight going on*

First Mate

First Mate ID:t9SupXg/ Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:32:41 No.2823664 Report

Quoted By: >>2823679 >>2823685

>>2823453
He will send a security detail up to our ship to help, but only if we pay the 30k credits he asked for.

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:33:00 No.2823671 Report

Quoted By: >>2823709 >>2825995

>>2823644
*Sees a hallway full of dead xenomorphs*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:33:14 No.2823676 Report

Quoted By: >>2823702 >>2823715

>>2823614
Wait, the Queen's on board?!?!
Unrelated, the fortifications in the cargo bay are holding up well, no men have been lost and the xenos are turning into a acidic green mist

As for my team trying to take the warp room, we've lost 3, 2 gravly wounded.

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:33:32 No.2823679 Report

Quoted By: >>2823850 >>2825995

>>2823664
JUST GIVE HIM THE 30K FOR FUCKS SAKE
WE'RE GOING TO DIE OUT HERE

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:33:48 No.2823685 Report

Quoted By: >>2823850 >>2825995

>>2823664
That bastard fine give him the credits but tell him that if he lies and we survive I'm coming for him

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:35:08 No.2823702 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823676
There is a reason why there are so many xenos here the queen is in the engine room

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:35:59 No.2823707 Report

Quoted By: >>2823732

Guys is it going well? I hope you aren't gonna be mad at me later

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:36:01 No.2823709 Report

Quoted By:

>>2823671
*you see a group of 5 men in sleek black armor, each with a flamethrower in hand emitting a dull red glow, revealing the charred corpes of xenomorphs. One has lost an arm*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:36:37 No.2823715 Report

Quoted By: >>2823732 >>2825995

>>2823676
HANG ON GUARD CAPTAIN
WE'RE COMING TO YOUR AREA SOON

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:37:58 No.2823732 Report

Quoted By: >>2823757 >>2825995

>>2823715
No stay back if me or the captain die or both we need you to guide the crew
>>2823707
It's ok we won't also I have somthing important to tell you
I am your dad unfortunately *transmisson goes off for you*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:40:18 No.2823757 Report

Quoted By: >>2823784 >>2825995

>>2823732
I WONT LET YOU DIE CAPTAIN
wait
what did you say about you being a dad?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:42:00 No.2823784 Report

Quoted By: >>2823816 >>2823820 >>2825995

>>2823757
Its a long story say if we make it out alive I will tell the story
But for now we have this problem. Security captain it's now or never the xenomoph infestation is crippled let's finish it by the queen CHARGE

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:43:57 No.2823816 Report

Quoted By: >>2823838 >>2825995

>>2823784
AIM FOR THE EYES GUYS
THE EYES
*accidentally shoots self in the foot in the heat of the action*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:44:28 No.2823820 Report

Quoted By: >>2823838

>>2823784
If there is a God out there, only it can help us now

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:45:53 No.2823838 Report

Quoted By: >>2823883 >>2825995

>>2823820
There it is open fire
>>2823816
Why I told you to stay back

First Mate

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First Mate ID:t9SupXg/ Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:46:41 No.2823850 Report

Quoted By: >>2823877 >>2823878

>>2823679
>>2823685
The weed Shipment is on its way along with two security details of FAGGOT IX marines. ETA 10 minutes sir.

Alrighty boys. As in true Gay Nigger From our space fashion. I will be locking myself in the first mates quarter's and go play some halo and blocking the vents so no xenomorphs get in. Best of luck to you all. Take over Co Captain with the Cargo Operations and help the security detail with any thing they need. Gay Nigger out.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:47:03 No.2823857 Report

Quoted By: >>2823878 >>2823891

*click* CAPTIN, THEY'VE BROK###OUGH OUR LINES WE'R#####ING SLAUGHTERED, HEAV###SUALTIES *click*

Fuck

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:48:11 No.2823877 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823850
OH FUCK YOU TOO DAMMIT
*patches up foot with space medicine or some shit idk*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:48:13 No.2823878 Report

Quoted By: >>2823922 >>2825995

>>2823857
Was this at the cargo bay? Men hold strong
>>2823850
Good finally

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:48:42 No.2823883 Report

Quoted By: >>2823909

>>2823838
OK so the hold out in the cargo bay has been compromised

The longer we leave the charge more will die sir

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:49:15 No.2823891 Report

Quoted By: >>2823909 >>2825995

>>2823857
HANG IN THERE GUARD CAPTAIN
*breaks through engine room where all the slaughter is*
WHERE IS THIS FUCKIN QUEEN AT

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:50:10 No.2823909 Report

Quoted By: >>2823922 >>2823940 >>2825995

>>2823891
>>2823883
oh shit you guys are in the cargo still?
*breaks through window and falls into cargo room*

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:51:06 No.2823922 Report

Quoted By: >>2823955 >>2825995

>>2823878
Men we have somehow made it out alive for this long either due to blind luck or there is a God out there. We have survived surprise attacks by cirnofags,space pirates a traitor and I well tell all of you now we will not be dieting here today
>>2823909
No we left a squad there you just compromised yourself we are taking out the queen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:51:27 No.2823931 Report

Quoted By: >>2823955 >>2823975 >>2825995

Hey, Wasted pilot back. What's happening?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:52:11 No.2823940 Report

Quoted By: >>2823971

>>2823909
We're outside the engine room waiting for the command to charge

Captain otto

Captain otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:52:19 No.2823943 Report

Quoted By: >>2823967 >>2825995

*in a moment of pure autism captain oto jumps behind the queen and onto her back unloading every bullet he has into the queens head and torso*

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:52:20 No.2823944 Report

Quoted By: >>2823975

*cums on pillow waifu*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:52:58 No.2823955 Report

Quoted By: >>2823971 >>2825995

>>2823922
oh shit
alright then
*jumps back into engine room window*
where are you right now captain?
>>2823931
HELP US KILL THIS ALIEN QUEEN THING LEAF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:53:00 No.2823958 Report

Quoted By: >>2823978 >>2825995

jesus

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:53:47 No.2823967 Report

Quoted By: >>2823978

>>2823943
THAT'S COMMAND ENOUGH,

FOR KREIG!

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:53:55 No.2823971 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823955
>>2823940
oh wait i already am where the queen is then
oh shit
better duck behind the engine

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:54:39 No.2823975 Report

Quoted By: >>2824024 >>2825995

>>2823931
Just dealing with a xenomorph infestation also mind doing me a favour and lock yourself in a room without or Minamal vents
>>2823944
Did you not hear what I said? Whatever I'm proud of you

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:54:54 No.2823978 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823967
WAIT GUARD CAPTAIN, ITS TOO DANGEROUS
>>2823958
JUST HELP US ALREADY NIGGA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:56:06 No.2823993 Report

Quoted By: >>2824013 >>2824023 >>2825995

*runs to cargo bay*
where the fuck is this th-
growling
oh shit
A xeno jumps out from the airduct
I THOUGHT THESE FUCKERS WERE DEAD
instincts set in
start firing space gun @ Xeno
dead xeno slumps down, revealing eggs
THIS WAS THE QUEEN ALL ALONG

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:56:28 No.2823995 Report

Quoted By: >>2824023 >>2825995

*After queen takes about a few thousand bullets she finally dies as the rest of the xenomorphs die out*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:56:34 No.2823999 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

fuck eggs

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:56:54 No.2824004 Report

Quoted By: >>2824025 >>2825995

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE ALREADY
*shoots at the queen at random directions but misses all of the fucking shots*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:57:25 No.2824011 Report

Quoted By: >>2824025 >>2825995

what do we do with the eggs

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:57:26 No.2824013 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2823993
Wait what?
There were two but whatever we made it out

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:57:49 No.2824018 Report

Quoted By: >>2824051

*we begin spray the room with streams of napalm, the armless solider is impaled from behind, and is ripped in two. The creature is met with my sidearm to the face. The room is illuminated by the fire and in the center an eldrich abomination can be seen. The Queen*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:58:08 No.2824023 Report

Quoted By: >>2824051 >>2824068 >>2825995

>>2823993
>>2823995
yay we did it gu-
*gets stabbed through the chest by a huge ass ayy*

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:58:09 No.2824024 Report

Quoted By: >>2824051

>>2823975
I did, I just wasn't sure what to say, thanks dad, can I get another pillow?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:58:09 No.2824025 Report

Quoted By: >>2824053 >>2825995

>>2824011
Burn them but they should not hatch since queens died
>>2824004
It's already dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:58:37 No.2824035 Report

Quoted By: >>2824051 >>2825995

THE EGGS
THERE'S TWO QUEENS WORTH OF EGGS AND WE'RE FUCKED

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 01:59:56 No.2824051 Report

Quoted By: >>2824068 >>2825995

>>2824024
Sure son sure
>>2824018
Even when it's dead it's horrifying
>>2824023
Nooooo die you bastards
>>2824035
They won't hatch anymore so just burn them or sell them to the faggot 9 marines

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:00:07 No.2824053 Report

Quoted By: >>2824068

>>2824025
I'll regroup the troops and check genral casualties

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:00:27 No.2824055 Report

Quoted By: >>2824075 >>2825995

THE SPACE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO KILL US
THE'RE ALL...
SPACE LIBERALS

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:01:44 No.2824068 Report

Quoted By: >>2824083 >>2824089 >>2824119 >>2824121 >>2825995

>>2824023
>>2824051
>>2824053
guys... i think im not going to make it..

Captian Otto

Captian Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:02:32 No.2824075 Report

Quoted By: >>2824083 >>2825995

>>2824055
We live under a monarchy and we work for the government ever wonder why we have so many weapons and a giant sigh saying imperial ship?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:03:13 No.2824083 Report

Quoted By: >>2824127 >>2825995

>>2824075
*sign
>>2824068
No you stay with us now
MEDIC

PDF Guard Captain

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PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:03:57 No.2824089 Report

Quoted By: >>2824127

>>2824068
Hmm. Let me try. I'm not giving up yet solider

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:06:28 No.2824119 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824068
*band aid*
heals you instantly

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:06:32 No.2824121 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824068
Jesus you're fucked up. Bite this, it'll hurt less

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:07:09 No.2824127 Report

Quoted By: >>2824136 >>2824140 >>2824146 >>2825995

>>2824083
>>2824089
*cough cough*
holy shit this hurts like a thousand times worse than it looks
if i dont make it...
let me say that i dont regret serving the /bant/ crew
i love all of you fuckers
no homo
>dramatic anime death

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:08:01 No.2824136 Report

Quoted By: >>2824189 >>2825995

>>2824127
NOOOOOOOO

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:08:21 No.2824140 Report

Quoted By: >>2824189

>>2824127
...lost him

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:08:41 No.2824146 Report

Quoted By: >>2824159 >>2824160 >>2824189 >>2825995

>>2824127
NO stay with us *opens your jacket and take out pictures of family and friends* remember them? Do it for them!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:09:49 No.2824159 Report

Quoted By: >>2824171 >>2824189 >>2825995

>>2824146
He's gone, Otto.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:10:00 No.2824160 Report

Quoted By: >>2824171 >>2824189

>>2824146
Sorry cap, his heart has stopped.

We lost a good man

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:10:59 No.2824171 Report

Quoted By: >>2824189 >>2824201 >>2825995

>>2824159
>>2824160
NO HE CANT BE
*attempts to shake him awake*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:11:56 No.2824183 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

Contact his family back on earth and get a space hearse

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:12:24 No.2824189 Report

Quoted By: >>2824210 >>2824215 >>2825995

>>2824136
>>2824140
>>2824146
>>2824159
>>2824160
>>2824171
HAH
SYKE BITCHES
I WAS WEARING PLOT ARMOR THE WHOLE TIME

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:13:09 No.2824201 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824171
*holds shoulder*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yiY2J/61 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:13:39 No.2824206 Report

Quoted By:

i shit my pants again lads

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:13:47 No.2824210 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824189
I FUCKING HATE YOU I WANT TO PUT A BULLET IN YOUR SKULL
but then again I'm happy your still with us

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:14:14 No.2824215 Report

Quoted By: >>2824237

>>2824189
...
*chick-ching*

*blamblamblam*

He was a good man

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:14:30 No.2824221 Report

Quoted By: >>2824234 >>2824266

Guys are you done? It smells so bad in here...

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:15:22 No.2824234 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824221
Don't step in the acid puddles

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:15:43 No.2824237 Report

Quoted By: >>2824246 >>2825995

>>2824215
*Hits gun out of hand*
Only I get that pleasure

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:16:10 No.2824246 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824237
(aww)

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:17:09 No.2824266 Report

Quoted By: >>2824280 >>2824282 >>2824323 >>2825995

>>2824221
Yes son it's finally over time to get you your new body pillow
Come on everyone the marines are here they will repair the ship and will take care of it from here
Let's go get a round at the bar

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:18:28 No.2824280 Report

Quoted By: >>2824307

>>2824266
Also we have 8 remaining pdf guards sir

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:18:36 No.2824282 Report

Quoted By: >>2824307

>>2824266
Aw yaaaay and we will get married too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:18:46 No.2824286 Report

Quoted By: >>2824307 >>2825995

On the company bill?

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:20:06 No.2824307 Report

Quoted By: >>2824322 >>2824368 >>2824440 >>2825995

>>2824286
No the goverments
>>2824280
We have lost many men we will host a funeral after the bar trip
>>2824282
You are the worst decision I ever made but yeah sure you do you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:21:24 No.2824322 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824307
Is there a limit?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:21:25 No.2824323 Report

Quoted By: >>2824368 >>2824433

>>2824266
In case you weren't keeping count I lost 24 men, not even mentioning maintenance, supply and piloting crews

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:24:37 No.2824368 Report

Quoted By: >>2824421 >>2824433 >>2825995

>>2824323
This>>2824307
the maintenance crew was on the far end of the ship the chief engineer told me no casualties
The supply crews were in the cargo bay when they broke through
And only 2 pilots were killed

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:27:51 No.2824421 Report

Quoted By: >>2824443 >>2824465 >>2824493

>>2824368
That's... Damn impressive. How'd the maintenance crew fair so well?
Also the rest of the crew was in the cargo bay or killed on the way to the cargo bay, there were survivors of the breakthrough however so your statistics there make sence.

We are running on a skeleton crew now however, also get the janitorial crew working.

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:28:16 No.2824433 Report

Quoted By: >>2824493 >>2825995

>>2824323
>>2824368
im still not dead
thankfully i have a second layer of plot armor
man this armor costs a shitton

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:28:40 No.2824440 Report

Quoted By: >>2824493

>>2824307
Thanks dad, we are going back to our room now for some fun, we will marry very soon.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:28:54 No.2824443 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824421
The second however was a typo*

Co-Captain

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Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:30:20 No.2824465 Report

Quoted By: >>2824476 >>2825995

>>2824421
skeleton crew you say?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:31:07 No.2824476 Report

Quoted By: >>2824495

>>2824465
Wait... Is there a skeleton inside you?!

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:31:57 No.2824493 Report

Quoted By: >>2824568 >>2824622 >>2825995

>>2824433
Yeah whatever
>>2824421
You think this is the first xenomorph outbreak? Before you joined we had worse ones also the janitors can be considered gods they can fix it in a hour but we will easily get more recruits they won't be as experienced as our old ones but they will do considering our new status among the population
>>2824440
Ok well then the crew is forced to go to his wedding
Why did I let him get a job here?

Co-Captain

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Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:32:02 No.2824495 Report

Quoted By: >>2824548 >>2824549 >>2825995

>>2824476
is there a skeleton inside YOU though?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:35:50 No.2824548 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824495
*pats down self*

My god

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:35:50 No.2824549 Report

Quoted By: >>2824596 >>2825995

>>2824495
I think I have one
Ok guys let's get a drink what you guys getting from the bar?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ENTCLiac Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:36:45 No.2824563 Report

Quoted By:

>>2822708
Some astroturf for you cap, grow in the dankest depths of space.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:36:51 No.2824568 Report

Quoted By: >>2824610

>>2824493
How did you make it through worse WITHOUT the guard team?!?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:38:16 No.2824596 Report

Quoted By: >>2824621

>>2824549
A tall bottle of sgoll sir,

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:39:04 No.2824610 Report

Quoted By: >>2824675 >>2825995

>>2824568
I took my sons body pillow and suffocated the xenomoph queen with it

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:40:04 No.2824621 Report

Quoted By: >>2824675 >>2825995

>>2824596
Here you go also what did you do before you joined /bant/s space ship? Otherwise known as the Kim un ll

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:40:11 No.2824622 Report

Quoted By: >>2824653

>>2824493
I can imagine her in her pillow wedding dress with everyone there while you wipe tears from your eyes, it will be a beautiful day

Captain ottom

Captain ottom ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:43:05 No.2824653 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824622
It will be then you can find a job somewhere else and afford to keep her under your own household

Space Pirates

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Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:43:29 No.2824661 Report

Quoted By: >>2824689 >>2824707 >>2824708 >>2824724 >>2824748 >>2824836

STOP RIGHT THERE GOVERNMENT SCUM

HAND OVER YOUR MONIES AND LOOT OR WE WILL RAID YOU

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:44:23 No.2824675 Report

Quoted By: >>2824707

>>2824610
Oh.. That makes sense..
>>2824621
I was a genral in the death korps of krieg, my legion got surrounded by daemons and one particularly strong one evaporated me. When I woke up I was on a city planet were I made a living hunting bountys, one thing lead to another and now I'm here

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:45:26 No.2824689 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824661
Fuck that, arm the cannons

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:46:44 No.2824707 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824661
We are having an important discussion please bother us another time
>>2824675
I used to fight during the /bant/ civil war against the cirno fags sad to know there is another one

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:46:47 No.2824708 Report

Quoted By: >>2824727 >>2824744 >>2824836

>>2824661
PRIMARY GUNS ARMED, FIRING AT THE HELM

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:47:42 No.2824724 Report

Quoted By: >>2824740

>>2824661
I will move my pillow waifu closer to your ship, there is 5 years worth of cum on it.

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:47:49 No.2824727 Report

Quoted By: >>2824739 >>2824758 >>2825995

>>2824708
*ship fires one shot and blows up your reactor-*
What you get for using a shitty pirate ship

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:48:37 No.2824739 Report

Quoted By: >>2824836

>>2824727
FUG! NEXT TIME WE HIJACK REPUBLIC SHIP

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:48:40 No.2824740 Report

Quoted By: >>2824791 >>2825995

>>2824724
Son just stay in your room and do whatever you were doing

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:48:56 No.2824744 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824708
Oh shit, activate ftl theme, put power to engines and fire torpedoes at their shields. After that volly the shit out of them
ASAP!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:49:19 No.2824748 Report

Quoted By: >>2824761 >>2824767 >>2824769 >>2824780 >>2825995

>>2824661
goes into airlock and drifts over to your shitty ship and boards, guns in hand

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:49:55 No.2824758 Report

Quoted By: >>2824769

>>2824727
...nice shot
Should we board them

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:50:10 No.2824761 Report

Quoted By: >>2824785 >>2824836

>>2824748
OPEN FIRE PIRATES!

*pirates with star wars blasters fire*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:50:35 No.2824767 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824748
I guess the maintenance crew is already on that

Captain Otto

Captain Otto ID:U6fGL3xp Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:50:44 No.2824769 Report

Quoted By: >>2824814 >>2825995

Ok well since pirates are bassicly fucked I will be taking a nap tommorow we will continue on our adventures and go to my sons wedding with a fucking body pillow
>>2824758
Help out>>2824748

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:51:21 No.2824780 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824748
That's probably not a smart idea

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:51:51 No.2824785 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824761
fuck
tries endlessly to dodge, but it's harder than it looks in the movies
gets shot, slumps down, unresponsive

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:52:15 No.2824791 Report

Quoted By: >>2824823

>>2824740
ok dad we were cuddling in bed

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:53:16 No.2824809 Report

Quoted By: >>2824820 >>2824836

*Two more pirate ships jump out of hyperspace*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:53:37 No.2824814 Report

Quoted By: >>2824825

>>2824769
Ahh fuck.
*the guard captain and his team arm up with las rifles and plasteel armor, hop in a dropship and fly over to the pirate vessel*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:54:14 No.2824820 Report

Quoted By: >>2824833 >>2824838

>>2824809
*FLYS BACK QUICKLY*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:54:31 No.2824823 Report

Quoted By: >>2824840 >>2825995

>>2824791
"last words" spoken over the radio
"g-gay"
"dead"

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:54:52 No.2824825 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824814
The pirates hold their ground and one of them tosses a thermal detonator at the landing party.

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:55:18 No.2824833 Report

Quoted By: >>2824849

>>2824820
*Pursues*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:55:25 No.2824836 Report

Quoted By: >>2824847 >>2825995

>>2824661
>>2824708
>>2824739
>>2824761
>>2824809
oy vey
*activates anti-matter cannon*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:55:37 No.2824838 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824820
over ship comms "WE ARE THE CREW OF ONE OF THE EMPIRES FINEST CRUISERS, GET TO YOUR POSITIONS"

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:55:39 No.2824840 Report

Quoted By: >>2824844 >>2824860

>>2824823
Actually the pillow is female

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:56:24 No.2824844 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824840
"not gay i guess"

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:56:35 No.2824847 Report

Quoted By: >>2824860 >>2824867

>>2824836
*High power blasts to disable cannon*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:56:39 No.2824849 Report

Quoted By: >>2824857

>>2824833
{{{Evasive flying}}}

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:57:12 No.2824857 Report

Quoted By: >>2824876 >>2824885

>>2824849
*Fires at engines*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:57:38 No.2824860 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824847
Fuckin, what's the shield commander doing, get on it>>2824840

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:58:06 No.2824867 Report

Quoted By: >>2824873 >>2824887 >>2824890 >>2824919 >>2825995

>>2824847
hah
no
*fires emp bomb at space pirate ship*
*all pirate ship systems deactivate*

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:58:49 No.2824873 Report

Quoted By: >>2824885

>>2824867
FUG, YOU HAVE WON THIS DAY, BUT WE WILL BE BACK

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:59:02 No.2824876 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824857
*the engine is disabled and the ship keeps it momentum because space, as it drifts far away*

Fuck

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:59:45 No.2824885 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824857
>>2824873
our engines are covered with 300 layers of titanium tho
lemme just
*fires nuke at space pirate mother ship*
*pirate ship is incinerated*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 02:59:49 No.2824887 Report

Quoted By: >>2824894 >>2824899

>>2824867
... Can you pick us up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:00:00 No.2824890 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824867
dead body floats out of the ship as it explodes, floating into ship
jk not dead

Space Pirates

Space Pirates ID:g6PlJxlh Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:00:16 No.2824893 Report

Quoted By: >>2824913

*Space pirates repair their systems and retreat

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:00:20 No.2824894 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824887
where did you go off to?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:00:39 No.2824899 Report

Quoted By: >>2824917

>>2824887
Our dropship is kinda fucked

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:01:36 No.2824913 Report

Quoted By: >>2824942

>>2824893
A battle we can walk away from is a successful battle

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:01:51 No.2824917 Report

Quoted By: >>2824949 >>2825995

>>2824899
ah shit
fine
ill send a mini ship to pick you guys up and get you guys back to the main /bant/ ship

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:02:05 No.2824919 Report

Quoted By: >>2824928 >>2824952

>>2824867
emp bomb disables port side of starship

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:02:41 No.2824928 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824919
Welcome to the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t8IjseAo Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:03:43 No.2824941 Report

Quoted By: >>2824963

Seriously though, spaceships don't have co-captains. There's the captain and there's the first officer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bybUpRy1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:03:48 No.2824942 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824913
But I want to die for space Odin

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:04:12 No.2824949 Report

Quoted By: >>2824968 >>2824991

>>2824917
How many ships do we have on the hangers btw, as far as I can tell we have some snub fighters, a drop ship, a light cargo ship and the rover

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:04:21 No.2824952 Report

Quoted By: >>2824969 >>2824975 >>2824996

>>2824919
Will you come to my pillow wedding?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:05:10 No.2824963 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824941
The bant ship is run by bant so it's dumb

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:05:22 No.2824968 Report

Quoted By: >>2824979

>>2824949
are we near any celestial bodies?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:junKLrVn Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:05:31 No.2824969 Report

Quoted By: >>2825033 >>2825995

>>2824952
i will

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:05:55 No.2824975 Report

Quoted By: >>2824989

>>2824952
no I have to serve my tour of duty

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:06:17 No.2824979 Report

Quoted By: >>2825002 >>2825007

>>2824968
We're in high orbit of faggot 9

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:07:15 No.2824989 Report

Quoted By: >>2825002

>>2824975
Also welcome to the imperial navy, solider

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:07:17 No.2824991 Report

Quoted By: >>2825010 >>2825995

>>2824949
eh, we haaaaaaaaaaaaave about.... 37 ships on the hangars total, and thats only on the mothership of /bant/

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:07:41 No.2824996 Report

Quoted By: >>2825033

>>2824952
I'll come

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:08:12 No.2825002 Report

Quoted By: >>2825023

>>2824979
>>2824989
permission to deploy rover to faggot 9?

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:08:43 No.2825007 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2824979
i think we are about to land on faggot 9 sir
the ground forces already have the landing pad ready
we'll land in 5 minutes

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:08:58 No.2825010 Report

Quoted By: >>2825050

>>2824991
I thought we were just in one of the cruisers of the great bant empire, not the mothership

Also what's the role of these vessels in the hanger

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:09:38 No.2825023 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825002
You can when we land

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:GnCYxi2R Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:09:54 No.2825027 Report

Quoted By: >>2825051

*Deep in the void between galaxies, you detect a strange energy signature*

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:10:47 No.2825033 Report

Quoted By:

>>2824969
>>2824996
Thank you, it will truly be a day of love.

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:11:47 No.2825050 Report

Quoted By: >>2825061 >>2825140 >>2825995

>>2825010
we arent on the mothership, we're just on one of the cruiser units
i thought you were saying how many ships we had available in total for all of the bant empire
also, there are about 5 scouting ships... and 3 drop ships available to our specific cruiser unit

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:11:55 No.2825051 Report

Quoted By: >>2825114

>>2825027
... Get a scanner on that

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PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:12:51 No.2825061 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825050
Cool

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:15:50 No.2825100 Report

Quoted By: >>2825124 >>2825130

crash into faggot 9 or mutiny

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:aPqCmQdx Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:16:46 No.2825114 Report

Quoted By: >>2825140

>>2825051
*Your instruments have never picked up readings like this, you can't clearly discern the data from your current distance*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:17:24 No.2825124 Report

Quoted By: >>2825142

>>2825100
Both of those sound like mutiny..
*the 8 remaining guard look at you, las rifles in hand*

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:17:53 No.2825130 Report

Quoted By: >>2825142 >>2825159 >>2825995

>>2825100
wuht

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:18:36 No.2825140 Report

Quoted By: >>2825162 >>2825199

>>2825050
Permission to load a dropship out with some scanning equipment and take some crew to investigate >>2825114

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:18:49 No.2825142 Report

Quoted By: >>2825159 >>2825162

>>2825124
>>2825130
jk i just want to go to faggot 9 faster and go preform legal census on the colonist population and deploy more rovers

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:20:56 No.2825159 Report

Quoted By: >>2825167 >>2825181

>>2825142
Okey

>>2825130
Unrelated I think we should (after we check this annomely) load up on fuel from a station and head to a different system for a bit.

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:21:18 No.2825162 Report

Quoted By: >>2825199 >>2825200 >>2825995

>>2825140
>>2825142
permission granted to both of you

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:21:46 No.2825167 Report

Quoted By: >>2825224

>>2825159
We've been over faggot 9 for months

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:22:39 No.2825181 Report

Quoted By: >>2825237 >>2825995

>>2825159
yes we should probably fuel this cruiser unit up
this thing is a bit short on juice
also i think someone jerked off into one of the fuel tanks....

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:MhKbt48j Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:23:41 No.2825199 Report

Quoted By: >>2825225 >>2825239

>>2825140
>>2825162
As your craft approaches the anomaly, you start to notice some odd atmospheric effects. Suddenly your alarm goes off. After only a few moments it stops. Your computer is not responsive.
The neet begins to panic.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:23:54 No.2825200 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825162
*a small crew of me, two scientists, a guard and a pilot load up a dropship and manuver out of the hangerbay, the boosters flare and we drift towards the energy signature*

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:26:07 No.2825224 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825167
oh shiet, sending supplies to colonists, collecting taxes and "other justly owned goods"

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:26:14 No.2825225 Report

Quoted By: >>2825254

>>2825199
*the lights in the ship go out and we drift through the energy, unable to stop*
See if the suits still work, we're going to run out of LS

Ships NEET

Ships NEET ID:Orn483/x Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:27:37 No.2825237 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825181
Is that not okay to do?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:27:58 No.2825239 Report

Quoted By: >>2825273

>>2825199
Do the hand-held comms still work?

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:28:00 No.2825240 Report

Quoted By:

can I go on a scientific expedition across faggot 9 after we finish collecting taxes? I think there are aliens according to the women i raped

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:MhKbt48j Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:29:11 No.2825254 Report

Quoted By: >>2825276

>>2825225
*Creepy music flickers on your comm for a moment. The hull creeks and groans in a way you've never heard before*

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:MhKbt48j Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:31:37 No.2825273 Report

Quoted By: >>2825290 >>2825294

>>2825239
*your alarm blares for just a moment and stops. Suddenly the door to your craft opens up... but to your surprise you are alright. You look through the door and you see... your cruiser that you just left...*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:31:47 No.2825276 Report

Quoted By: >>2825291 >>2825294

>>2825254
...fuck

So I'm stranded on a small dropship with no systems floating through hostile space.

I try talking to the... Music. "hello?"

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:32:49 No.2825290 Report

Quoted By: >>2825320

>>2825273
Are our suits working or are we suffocating

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:32:51 No.2825291 Report

Quoted By: >>2825312 >>2825995

>>2825276
hang on there
ill send a small scouting ship towards you alright?

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:MhKbt48j Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:33:21 No.2825294 Report

Quoted By: >>2825312

>>2825276
>>2825273
*something isn't right*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:35:27 No.2825312 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825291
Don't have communication sorry
>>2825294
I make sure my and the guards las rifles are working and I attempt to calm the two scientists and the pilot

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:MhKbt48j Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:36:04 No.2825320 Report

Quoted By: >>2825337 >>2825351

>>2825290
*you are now back on the cruiser. The anomaly somehow connected spacetime from there to the dropship*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:36:56 No.2825337 Report

Quoted By: >>2825365 >>2825995

>>2825320
wat

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:37:13 No.2825340 Report

Quoted By: >>2825357

might as well just go to explore with 2 scientists 1 cook 1 mechanic and 1 woman i kidnapped

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:38:41 No.2825351 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825320
..I make sure my helmet it secured and slowly take a step out of the dropship

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:39:22 No.2825357 Report

Quoted By: >>2825373 >>2825414 >>2825995

>>2825340
wait... what about a woman you kidnapped?

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:MhKbt48j Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:40:24 No.2825365 Report

Quoted By: >>2825379

>>2825337
>cruiser detects anomaly
>send small vessel with team to scout
>vessel shuts down, acts strange like it isn't flying
>vessel door randomly opens and the other side is a hallway back on the cruiser instead of outter space

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:41:23 No.2825373 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825357
i kidnapped and raped a woman but she doesn't care after i promised to marry her in kyrgyzstani wife kidnapping practices

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:41:59 No.2825379 Report

Quoted By: >>2825393

>>2825365
"guys, it's safe to get out of the dropship. Take notes and unpack"

Energy Anomaly

Energy Anomaly ID:MhKbt48j Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:43:06 No.2825393 Report

Quoted By: >>2825429 >>2825536 >>2825623

>>2825379

The ship isn't the way you left it. It's oddly quiet, and some lights are flickering. You see a wall comm broken.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:44:29 No.2825414 Report

Quoted By: >>2825429 >>2825479

>>2825357
Permission to fly the cruiser to the refuelling station.

I realise we have a rover on the planet surface still but we can get a dropship to ferry them up

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:45:28 No.2825421 Report

Quoted By:

big news i found a swastika made of some kind of feces and it has weird runes around it, will send pics over fax machine

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:46:16 No.2825429 Report

Quoted By: >>2825502

>>2825414
Wait nevermind
>>2825393
I order the solider to not let his guard down
Clink-cling
Locked and loaded

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:50:03 No.2825479 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825414
don't pick me up, i think i'm nearing an alien cave

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:52:10 No.2825502 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825429
I move the team into the ship, keeping a close formation. I try to find something to arm the three civilians

Co-Captain

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Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:52:30 No.2825507 Report

Quoted By: >>2825536 >>2825558 >>2825995

damn
where the fuck is Guard Captain right now?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:54:41 No.2825536 Report

Quoted By: >>2825563

>>2825507
I hope>>2825393 is still online

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:56:10 No.2825558 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825507
not sure, i've been trying to contact him for further instruction. I think i should desert or return to base.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 03:56:17 No.2825563 Report

Quoted By:

>>2825536
I'll put a timer on it, I'll give him like 30 minutes, bump when nessisary

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:02:20 No.2825623 Report

Quoted By: >>2825670

>>2825393
I inspect the wall comm

recroot

recroot ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:07:28 No.2825670 Report

Quoted By: >>2825692

>>2825623
we're returning to base, any orders?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:10:19 No.2825692 Report

Quoted By: >>2825701 >>2825706 >>2825714

>>2825670
Attempt to fly the cruiser to a refuelling station in orbit. We have the right to their supply if needed

Also I think annomely Chan is gone so I'll pretend we landed safely on the ship

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:12:07 No.2825701 Report

Quoted By: >>2825729

>>2825692
Our goal should be refuelling and then heading to friendly space to rearm and replace dead crew

recroot ( 7 bonuz)

recroot ( 7 bonuz) ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:12:26 No.2825706 Report

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>>2825692
I'll send a pilot at base to that. An underground cavern system has been detected with our satellites, I'm currently recruiting a group of settlers to enter the caverns and attempt to discover alien life.

recroot ( 7 bonuz)

recroot ( 7 bonuz) ID:Lfj8OwAw Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:13:47 No.2825714 Report

Quoted By: >>2825743

>>2825692
oh ok I'll instead use the settlers to replace the crew and refuel before I go into the caverns

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:15:05 No.2825729 Report

Quoted By: >>2825768 >>2825995

>>2825701
ok
now that we're landed
lets fuel up our ship and warp core
ill get the engineer group to fuel it up, then i'll hire a special NEET computer engineer to update our control panel along with /bant/ volunteers to replace our dead crew

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:15:45 No.2825743 Report

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>>2825714
Should we really trust the mudslime of faggot 9 to man a highly advanced vessel of bant?

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:18:20 No.2825768 Report

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>>2825729
Need to replace those burnt out linmus crystals and refill on liquid erchius

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:XwDMGZ/8 Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:23:52 No.2825819 Report

Quoted By: >>2825845

And then the thread died. Cya tomorrow probably

Co-Captain

Co-Captain ID:1oy5cgEb Tue 07 Nov 2017 04:26:29 No.2825845 Report

Quoted By: >>2825995

>>2825819
cya

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>leaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n5xUXvOp Tue 07 Nov 2017 06:10:44 No.2826554 Report

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Does any of the going on have anything to do with the matter fabricator producing only dildos? I can't seem to get it to make anything else.

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