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>3 guys decide to go to Africa on a safari
>tour vehicle gets ambushed, 3 guys are blindfolded and tied up
>taken to desert
>3 guys tied up to posts and have their blindfolds taken off
>they got kidnapped and taken to a village full of tribal warriors
>the fucking huge chief walks up to the first guy and says,
"You. Death.. or Kunga Kunga?"
>first guy has no fucking clue whats going on
"Um... Kunga Kunga... I guess..."
>chief turns around and screams,
"KUNGA KUNNNNGGAAAAAA!"
>tribesmen go apeshit, untie first guy and hold him down
>chief pulls out his 11 inch dick and fucks the guy for 10 minutes
>he finishes and the first guy is set free
>second guy's turn
"Ugh... fucking shit... I don't wanna die... K-K-K-Kunga K-Kunga..."
"KUNGA KUNNNNGGAAAAAA!"
>tribesmen go apeshit again, untie second guy and hold him down
>chief fucks him for an hour
>once the chief finishes, he lets the guy go
>third guy's turn
>he spits in the chief's eye
"FUCK YOU, YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARDS! I CHOOSE DEATH!"
>silence
>chief slowly smirks and yells out to his fellow tribesmen
"DEATH... BY EVERYBODY KUNGA KUNNNGGAAAAAA!"
