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Anonymous ID:H4Glmj+X Tue 07 Nov 2017 18:54:48 No.2832977 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2833056 >>2833441 >>2833540 >>2834097 >>2834112 >>2834427 >>2835910

Things that happened to you that nobody will ever believe.

I slipped and fell backwards off a car trailer doing a complete backflip before I landed perfectly on my feet unharmed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H6A/4j8f Tue 07 Nov 2017 18:55:51 No.2832988 Report

Quoted By: >>2835150 >>2836431

I lost my job, son, house, and fell into a comma in a span of six months.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Fli4lvgB Tue 07 Nov 2017 18:56:19 No.2832995 Report

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I've had women want to fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NGR9gnLl Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:01:48 No.2833056 Report

Quoted By: >>2833101 >>2836384

>>2832977
I ate pork accidentally

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ggjYw/B Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:05:11 No.2833085 Report

Quoted By: >>2834094

Pedophiles tried to abduct me and my friend while we were kids on holiday and sharing a room together. I barricaded the door and we stayed up all night afraid of getting raped/murdered.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MCNUWJeD Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:07:27 No.2833101 Report

Quoted By: >>2833445

>>2833056
Bork

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VbLFanB6 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:30:35 No.2833441 Report

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>>2832977
Similar thing happened to my dad when he was a kid.

He was riding his bike in town and a car hit him from behind. He did a complete backflip and landed on his feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VbLFanB6 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:31:05 No.2833445 Report

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>>2833101
Bitch lasagna

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rIuUQhmi Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:45:18 No.2833540 Report

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>>2832977
i swallowed a whole olive without choking

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sjzbiorx Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:49:27 No.2834094 Report

Quoted By: >>2834137

>>2833085
This wouldn't happen to have been about ten ish years ago?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IThmM/qK Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:49:33 No.2834097 Report

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>>2832977
i made out with my neighbors indonesian gf when i was 5
im not saying just chaste kiss on the cheek but proper second base while rubbing my kid dick on her
i dont believe guys who claim they never were attracted to women before puberty

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3LZFR8v/ Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:51:15 No.2834112 Report

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>>2832977
I tied my shoelaces all by myself this morning

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ggjYw/B Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:54:01 No.2834137 Report

Quoted By: >>2834160

>>2834094
Hmm... I think it was a little over ten years ago, that sounds about right.
Uhh... why do you ask? I've told very few people this story so I'll be amazed if you're someone I used to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sjzbiorx Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:56:01 No.2834160 Report

Quoted By: >>2834221 >>2834234

>>2834137
No, I just wanted to apologize, and say that murder was definitely not part of the plan.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6ggjYw/B Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:02:06 No.2834221 Report

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>>2834160
Well shit, maybe I should have opened the door then. The one with short hair was kind of hot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZX2MstJe Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:02:47 No.2834234 Report

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>>2834160

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R1NEVAe1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:03:50 No.2834244 Report

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I got a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:RmezEGLQ Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:21:24 No.2834427 Report

Quoted By: >>2834526 >>2836016

>>2832977
hit by car, did double flip, landed face first on concrete, got up 10 seconds later and walked it off.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IThmM/qK Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:29:21 No.2834526 Report

Quoted By:

>>2834427
this is why i drink milk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfYPIdHT Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:52:30 No.2835150 Report

Quoted By: >>2836367

>>2832988
I assume the first three things are the regular consequences of divorce but what about the coma? Did your ex wife try to kill you or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zlH4gyr7 Tue 07 Nov 2017 22:17:48 No.2835439 Report

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I got banned from ResetEra, aka New NeoFag before I even made an account.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H74rhbof Tue 07 Nov 2017 22:55:02 No.2835910 Report

Quoted By:

>>2832977
huh

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SybSQ84s Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:02:55 No.2836016 Report

Quoted By:

>>2834427
Lol, I've been hit by a car twice. I'm a cyclefag so it just comes with the territory. I have god tier bones.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H6A/4j8f Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:20:28 No.2836367 Report

Quoted By: >>2836414 >>2836567 >>2836607

>>2835150
I've been divorced for years. My son died in a car accident and it was just a downward spiral for years. I got laid off at the steel mill i worked at for year thanks to cut backs and i was already behind on my mortgage. The coma came from falling down a flight of stairs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6AjISzm6 Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:21:29 No.2836384 Report

Quoted By: >>2836429

>>2833056
At that point you can just westernize and go full apostate
No chance Allan will love you ever again anyway, now you can just enjoy life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T+yk2UuO Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:24:14 No.2836414 Report

Quoted By: >>2836444

>>2836367
How long were you in the coma?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T+yk2UuO Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:25:20 No.2836429 Report

Quoted By: >>2836489

>>2836384
If he's """moderate""" he can be forgiven
If he's fallen to Wahabbi influence there's no hope though.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:g7EWbKOm Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:25:24 No.2836431 Report

Quoted By:

>>2832988
This is why they teach you punctuation in elementary school so you don’t fall into a comma

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H6A/4j8f Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:26:21 No.2836444 Report

Quoted By:

>>2836414
About two and a half weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z/wComuB Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:29:47 No.2836489 Report

Quoted By:

>>2836429
Maybe if he sacrifices 3 goats and his first born daughter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SfYPIdHT Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:34:48 No.2836567 Report

Quoted By:

>>2836367
Shit man, I'm very sorry to hear that. Hope you're doing better now my dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w5DxABNB Tue 07 Nov 2017 23:37:44 No.2836607 Report

Quoted By:

>>2836367
holy shit
i hope you are doing better anon

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