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Anonymous ID:8y1UNM3h Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:09:39 No.2833114 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2833140 >>2833374 >>2833534 >>2833586 >>2833597

My gf whom I had absolutely nothing in common with and made me miserable just broke up with me. Now is a time for celebration. Post celebratory random funny shit.

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Anonymous ID:W9fLcqx4 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:11:23 No.2833128 Report

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Congrats on being free once more my man.

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Anonymous ID:pRRg6wSA Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:12:32 No.2833136 Report

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but you loved her

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Anonymous ID:Y58BtVn1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:13:04 No.2833140 Report

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>>2833114
I know you want to talk about it, so here we go.
Why did you date her, and why did it end?
Also, there never seems to be enough time to do the things that you want to do once you find them. I've looked around enough to know that she's the one I want to go through time with.

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Anonymous ID:8y1UNM3h Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:15:33 No.2833253 Report

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>>2833140
It started because I was extremely desperate and it ended because we had nothing in common. It really is that simple.

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Anonymous ID:VRYU+YZZ Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:15:51 No.2833256 Report

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I'm sure it's for the best

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y58BtVn1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:17:29 No.2833279 Report

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>>2833253
How long did it last? Did you fuck her? Were you attracted to her? Sounds like she wasn't attracted to you.

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Anonymous ID:YTbkT1Pw Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:23:12 No.2833374 Report

Quoted By: >>2833420 >>2834275

>>2833114
home come real love doesn't exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8y1UNM3h Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:27:05 No.2833404 Report

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>>2833279
Honestly, I wasn't that attracted to her. The best thing about her was that she was a devout christian, virgin, wanted to wait until after she's married, etc. but I could barely get a hard on around her so I doubt we would have had lots of children if it went somewhere anyways. This pathetic charade lasted like 2 months or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y58BtVn1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:28:48 No.2833420 Report

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>>2833374
Well, evidently you're a weeb, so your idea of love is prolly a hyper-sexual and outgoing, yet innocent and shy, teenage school girl to save you from your boring life because you're just that special.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YTbkT1Pw Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:30:19 No.2833437 Report

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>>2833420
I just want a girl to love and protect
anything beyond that isn't necessary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y58BtVn1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:34:35 No.2833473 Report

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>>2833437
But she can't be fat, ugly, or cringey? Also she has to be pure, right? But at the same she has to be a freak in bed with you despite lack of prior sexual experience?
>>2833404
Seems lame. But she broke up with you, so you must have been even lamer. Sorry about the E.D., though.

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Anonymous ID:YTbkT1Pw Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:37:11 No.2833483 Report

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>>2833473
>But she can't be fat, ugly, or cringey? Also she has to be pure, right?
I can handle a little fat but not landwhale levels
and well, I'm not going to marry a whore, that would be silly
>But at the same she has to be a freak in bed with you despite lack of prior sexual experience?
no I don't really want that
it would be nice, but entireley unecessary

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y58BtVn1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:39:46 No.2833502 Report

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>>2833483
Ah. There's where I got you. You want a decent girl in a market where decent requires extraordinary looks and effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YTbkT1Pw Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:42:22 No.2833515 Report

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>>2833502
Are women that bad nowadays?
Surely the average isn't a pudgy slut with 2 miles of dick in her already?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HDJe+TNp Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:44:40 No.2833534 Report

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>>2833114
>doesn't like gf
>needs her to break up first
lol how beta can you be. how fucking desperate we're you to get with her in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8y1UNM3h Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:45:04 No.2833538 Report

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>>2833502
It doesn't sound like he's after extraordinary anything. sounds to me like he just want's a girl who takes good care of herself and doesn't sleep with just anyone who wants to.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y58BtVn1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:45:06 No.2833539 Report

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>>2833515
I've found that as an adult, even ugly women have at least 5-6 orbiters. None of tem are virgins if that's what you're hoping for. And by age 25, most women have easily had 10+ sexual partners in their life time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y58BtVn1 Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:46:39 No.2833553 Report

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>>2833538
Yes. I'm saying he has to have the full package to get a decent girl. He has to put forth extraordinary effort.

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Anonymous ID:YTbkT1Pw Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:48:42 No.2833578 Report

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>>2833539
that's pretty fucking sad

>>2833553
I'm willing to compromise a bit, but I would hate to waste all that effort on fruitless endeavors.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GyEO1WXH Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:50:07 No.2833586 Report

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>>2833114
>My gf whom I had absolutely nothing in common with and made me miserable just broke up with me. Now is a time for celebration. Post celebratory random funny shit.

Love it when that happens desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXyxFMbqKYA

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Anonymous ID:YTbkT1Pw Tue 07 Nov 2017 19:52:28 No.2833597 Report

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>>2833114
also sorry for hijacking your thread OP
I'll post some cute stuff to make you feel better

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Anonymous ID:tWJ/pxsu Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:13:32 No.2833748 Report

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Anonymous ID:tWJ/pxsu Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:30:27 No.2833891 Report

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Anonymous ID:tWJ/pxsu Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:33:30 No.2833925 Report

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Anonymous ID:zvtW1OFt Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:53:23 No.2834135 Report

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Anonymous ID:zvtW1OFt Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:54:39 No.2834146 Report

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OP I hope you're still here

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Anonymous ID:MKEeP9HD Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:05:41 No.2834275 Report

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>>2833374
It does. Not for you though.

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