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Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:44:12 No.2834042 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>2834069 >>2834129 >>2834170 >>2834174 >>2834198 >>2835132 >>2835147 >>2835660

I'm very drunk and my mommy is about to be home what should I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQtIqd/m Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:45:48 No.2834060 Report

Quoted By: >>2834068

I've been in this situation before, just sit down, only stand up and walk around in an emergency

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p4QP9dsQ Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:45:53 No.2834061 Report

Quoted By: >>2834068

Get naked and seduce your mother when she walks in the door

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:46:38 No.2834068 Report

Quoted By:

>>2834060
Hmmm good idea
I should watch Netflix
>>2834061
Ewww

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:46:43 No.2834069 Report

Quoted By: >>2834095 >>2834101

>>2834042
Does your mom disapprove of drinking or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OoJphIWd Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:49:27 No.2834095 Report

Quoted By: >>2835147

>>2834069
Any sane person who has the gift of "independent thought" disapproves of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:49:56 No.2834101 Report

Quoted By: >>2834124

>>2834069
Yes, cause my dad use to drink and my mommy is very religious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:52:37 No.2834124 Report

Quoted By: >>2834138

>>2834101
slap the jesus out of her and say
>I run this house now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5D44Hfh Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:53:05 No.2834129 Report

Quoted By: >>2834138

>>2834042
RUN

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:54:01 No.2834138 Report

Quoted By: >>2834156 >>2834184

>>2834124
>>2834129
No! I love my mother! I will just watch Netflix, and say hi when she walks in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DETdrHkU Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:55:25 No.2834153 Report

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Slap her ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5D44Hfh Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:55:43 No.2834156 Report

Quoted By: >>2834178

>>2834138
She isn't bringing tendies?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:38VAczCd Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:56:51 No.2834170 Report

Quoted By:

>>2834042
Throw it up!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5j0aMaiX Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:57:16 No.2834174 Report

Quoted By:

>>2834042
>flag isn't turkey
I'm almost disappointed
just avoid being in contact with her but don't look like you want to avoid being in contact with her

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:58:00 No.2834178 Report

Quoted By: >>2834237

>>2834156
I have microwavable spaghetti

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b5LtFLpB Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:58:32 No.2834184 Report

Quoted By: >>2834206

>>2834138
I'll tell your mommy anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUEf54XJ Tue 07 Nov 2017 20:59:55 No.2834198 Report

Quoted By: >>2834206

>>2834042
Why is that a problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:00:46 No.2834206 Report

Quoted By: >>2834216 >>2834235

>>2834184
No!
>>2834198
Because alcohol is bad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jUEf54XJ Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:01:41 No.2834216 Report

Quoted By: >>2834308

>>2834206
If it's bad why are you drunk?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:02:57 No.2834235 Report

Quoted By: >>2834308

>>2834206
>Because alcohol is bad
only if you let it control you.
it can be a good way of loosening up and socializing.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5D44Hfh Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:02:59 No.2834237 Report

Quoted By: >>2834308

>>2834178
>((((((((((((((not tendies))))))))))))))

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:08:46 No.2834308 Report

Quoted By: >>2834330 >>2834373

>>2834216
Cause alcohol
>>2834235
Does online count?
>>2834237
Have I have steak and spaghetti

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:12:14 No.2834330 Report

Quoted By: >>2834343

>>2834308
>Does online count?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:13:46 No.2834343 Report

Quoted By: >>2834374

>>2834330
I'm too nervous to talk to my irl friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5D44Hfh Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:17:48 No.2834373 Report

Quoted By: >>2834392

>>2834308
N E E D T E N D I E S

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:17:53 No.2834374 Report

Quoted By: >>2834392 >>2834429

>>2834343
Why?
They're your friends aren't they?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:19:12 No.2834392 Report

Quoted By: >>2834429 >>2834473

>>2834373
I ate Asian chicken
>>2834374
Yeah...:/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u5D44Hfh Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:21:38 No.2834429 Report

Quoted By:

>>2834374
(((Friends)))
>>2834392
>eating things other than tendies
WTF

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:25:01 No.2834473 Report

Quoted By: >>2834495

>>2834392
so go out drinking with them, it's fun i promise!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:26:38 No.2834495 Report

Quoted By: >>2834758

>>2834473
I tried...but I've had a bad time..its hurts...i guess you're right. I've had good times with some of them. I don't know, I just enjoy being alone

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:37:42 No.2834758 Report

Quoted By: >>2835001

>>2834495
then do what i do.
I also like being alone for the most part.
But whenever i feel like going drinking out with my friends I contact them and ask if they are planning on going drinking soon, and if not i organize it myself.

>but I've had a bad time
You wanna talk about it?
I can lend an ear!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:45:01 No.2835001 Report

Quoted By: >>2835142

>>2834758
That's a good idea! And yeah I just feel ashamed. I like my friends, I just dont want to burden them with my autism(serious, not serious)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+XeQmaTp Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:50:49 No.2835132 Report

Quoted By:

>>2834042
>>2834042
>>2834042
>>2834042
YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 18 TO USE THIS WEBSITE.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:51:59 No.2835142 Report

Quoted By: >>2835358

>>2835001
They're your friends I'm sure they can deal with how you are, just like you deal with some of the annoying parts of your friends.
And not to frighten you but if you don't meet them semi regularly then they might stop seeing you as a friend.
It's much better to meet up with them and possibly embarrass yourself than it is for them to completely forget you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:MSEg+Qx7 Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:52:19 No.2835147 Report

Quoted By: >>2835163

>>2834042
Just sit down and try not to hold a conversation.

>>2834095
That.

I'm an alcoholic here (although not drinking nearly as much as i used to; down to one bottle a week.)

I never should have started in the first place. Makes you feel sick anytime you're not drunk.

Do drink alcohol, kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:53:41 No.2835163 Report

Quoted By: >>2835180

>>2835147
>Do drink alcohol, kids
I think that might be a typo buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MSEg+Qx7 Tue 07 Nov 2017 21:54:40 No.2835180 Report

Quoted By:

>>2835163
aw shit it was lmao

Don't drink*

Ironically I'm drunk too atm.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXvZUJIP Tue 07 Nov 2017 22:08:50 No.2835358 Report

Quoted By: >>2835407

>>2835142
Do you think friends I have not seen in a few years still see me as friends, considering we grew up together?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:woPPQEVm Tue 07 Nov 2017 22:13:58 No.2835407 Report

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>>2835358
I'm sure they will still be friendly with you.
But the the longer you wait to see them the harder it will be to reconnect.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HtNQzZJ+ Tue 07 Nov 2017 22:37:17 No.2835660 Report

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>>2834042
go on a walk before mom come home (2 sober up)

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