OI! YOU! IS THAT A SHIV?

You have been caught by the British police using a butter knife to put butter on bread. The last digit on your post determines your fate.

Roll 1: Tackled by Police, go to jail.
Roll 2: Tazed, Go to jail
Roll 3: "Sorry mate, I diddn't know you were a Muslim"
Roll 4: Go to Jail, Get raped by Achmed in Jail cell
Roll 5: Escape, Police can't find man with deadly weapon.
Roll 6: Get caught with Swiss army knife, Life term in prison
Roll 7: Use the deadly weapon. Police run away due it being too risky
Roll 8-9. Butter knife Confiscated. Police let you go since they think you are a refugee.

Dubs: Cops think you are refugee, let you rape anyone in UK.