an american, a brit, and a canadian walk into a bar

bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2

american says: it's clearly 4

canadian says: it's clearly 4

brit says: I dont know, I'm silly nitwit bloody wanker son of slag white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less snaggle-toothed white male in this world nitwit slagson

bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb brit in face