ITT bathroom horrors? I guess ill start.
>be me
>alone again, hentai time
>have to take a shit first
>grandma texts me she left her ipad, so i need to give it to her
>forcefully push out a massive log, like one of those that goes from bottom to top and then some
>wipe ass, burning like hell
>awfuck.jpg
>wet wipes are upstairs
>power through it cause no one disappoints their grandma
>walk to the door, it gets worse
>feels like about 6 or 7 fire ants live inside my sphincter now
>grab ipad and walk outside, doing the most discrete spread eagle i can do
>give it to her, and run inside
>running was not the best option
>5 kill streak, napalm strike activated
>pretty sure my asshole ripped open a little
>run upstairs and shove a wet wipe up my ass
>sweetrelief.json
>wipe has a little bit of shit and a little bit of blood on it, one of those asshole paper cuts i guess
>bend down to turn on the shower, pain intensifies
>jesusfuck.mp4
>turn it on a really cold setting, thought that would ease the pain
>get in, spread ass cheeks for maximum coverage and...
You know those magnesium fires that if you put water on it, it just gets bigger? Yeah, lets say the asshole napalm strike was magnesium.
>fucking clench asshole and ass cheeks so hard, i swear if i shoved a lump of coal up my ass it would become a diamond.
>about 5 more minutes of this and actually showering
>bend down once more to turn off the water, with it still running down my ass.
>herewegoagain.exe
>more pain, more screaming, etc.
>get out, sit on bathroom floor, and that’s where i am now
It’s been going on for an hour now guys. What do? I want my anime tiddies.