>>286006My country is too good for stereotypes. From the bald eagle of justice to the red and white stripes of purity, we are truly the greatest empire to ever grace this planet. With our tanks marching across the land, made entirely out of $8.58 million dollars worth of American parts that only break down once a day, we are indeed a power to be marveled at. Soon the niggers and spics will be out of this country, then white pride will prevail. We will then take over Mexico and claim it as our own. We will then spread across the world using our B-2 bombers, made entirely out of $2.4 billion dollars worth of American parts that only break down once a day. Sorry about yours (still trying to figure out what country you are, it looks racist whatever it is), maybe you should try making yourself more like us. No homo. McDonalds and Coke was a good start, but you guys need more of our stuff, I mean do you even have a Walmart? I mean, where else can you buy cheap motorized carts made with $3,000 worth of American parts and only break down once every day? You know, now that I think about it, refusing just means you don't know what is good for you. So suck it down you wamby pamby country, we got the guns and muscle. We also got monster trucks that can crush your little trucks, made with $150,000 of all American parts that only break down once a day. Maybe you should throw a football around for once, don't be a fag dude! Then again, the football was made in China of a plastic known for being heavily durable. Fuck China or Japan or whatever country even made this thing, we can make a better football, one that shows the proud American spirit better than those slant-eyes ever could. With a team of scientists working around the clock, we should have one ready in the next couple of years that can TRUMP anything you have now.
